George: Guys, I need your help! It's urgent.

Jerry: Is it actually? I'm looking over my jokes for my act tonight.

Elaine: Well, I'll help.

George: It's important! Please!

Jerry: Fine. 🙄 What is it now?

George: I need an alibi for tonight. And since you're both out of town, I don't know what to say!

Elaine: Just say you're hanging out with Kramer.

George: Who is going to believe that I'm hanging out with Kramer? I might as well say I'm dating a polar bear.

Jerry: True...

George: So what do I say???😭

Elaine: Why do you need the alibi again?

George: I sorta double booked myself with two women.

Jerry: Agh, again? 

Elaine: He's done it before? 😱

Jerry: Third time.

Elaine: Really?

Jerry: Yep. Do I need to remind you what happened the last two times?

George: 😡 No thank you. Just tell me what to tell one of the women.

Elaine: You're in bed with the flu. The Spanish flu, and you're dying.

George: I can't! I have a date with her tomorrow!

Elaine: So just say you don't like dating two days in a row, because it's too much pressure.

Jerry: Are you crazy? Would you want to hear that?

Elaine: Oh yeah, true. 

George: So, what do I say?

Jerry: I know!  You're hanging out with your friend, Art Vandelay.

Elaine: Art Vandelay? Haven't we used him already?

Jerry: Yep. Which is why it's the perfect alibi, because we all know his story.

George: So, what's so urgent that I have to ditch her to go see Art Vandelay?

Jerry: You wanna have sex with him.

George: 😡

Jerry: Sorry, sorry, that's the truth. But you're looking for an alibi.

George: Jerry!!!

Jerry: Fine. He needs your business advice.

George: For what?

Elaine: Oh! He's an importer/exporter, but he's thinking about just focusing on one domain, and he needs your help to weigh the pros and cons.

George: Yeah, that works! I'm meeting Art Vandelay, our mutual friend, to discuss whether he should go into importing or exporting.

Jerry: Or just keep the importing/exporting job.

George: And what does he import/export?

Jerry: Cigarettes

Elaine: Diapers

Jerry: Diapers???

Elaine: That's what I said once.

George: And I said matches...

Elaine: I say cigarettes makes the most sense.

George: Yeah, okay. Thanks guys.

George has left the conversation

Elaine: You think it's gonna end well?

Jerry: No. Gotta go.

Jerry has left the conversation

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-Writographer