hpotter:
honestly, i can't believe of all the people in this school for me to match with, you were the first one this bloody app put me with.

dmalfoy:
think i'm any happier about it? i didn't even know you were gay.

hpotter:
i'm not.

dmalfoy:
then why in merlin's name did it match us together?

hpotter:
maybe it's a bug. i'm not gay, are you?

dmalfoy:
i like what i like, potter. stop messaging me.

hpotter:
ponce.

dmalfoy:
fuck off.