hpotter:
i matched with ginny today... it was awkward as hell.

hpotter:
malfoy? did you hear me? i've finally matched with someone other than you!

dmalfoy:
congrats, potter...

hpotter:
what's wrong?

dmalfoy:
didn't i tell you to leave me the fuck alone? you've matched with someone else. your curse is broken

hpotter:
malfoy, you obviously didn't read my message right... i matched with ginny. as in, ginny weasley.

dmalfoy:
i read it just fine, potter. you've matched with a girl. no more needing to worry as to why you've matched with me, because seekr's finally acknowledged how straight you are.

hpotter:
you sound like you're in love with me.

dmalfoy:
don't be ridiculous. how could i ever be in love with you? you don't even like guys!

hpotter:
malfoy...

dmalfoy:
leave me the fuck alone, potter.

dmalfoy:
i'll block you, i swear it.