hpotter:
are you ever gonna win a quidditch match, malfoy? it's kinda pathetic how bad you are.

dmalfoy:
excuse you, but i win every match that doesn't face you bloody gryffindors.

hpotter:
maybe you should practice more, or find new methods. it's kind of embarrassing to always see you lose against me.

dmalfoy:
you're a real git, potter.

hpotter:
ponce.

dmalfoy:
i said fuck off.

hpotter:
gladly.