•Me(author)•

You are awesome

Thank you

Hello awesome author

Hi

You are great author-nim! I love you!

Thanks...

Do you understand how much pain you inflict on others with all the feels?

I understand. It's m the fun part.

Girll you be killing me with all your stories(especially since we share ships yay)

Haha

•Jimin•

Why are you so adorable?

I am?

Will you marry me? 💍

I'm engaged to Yoongi hyung so no.

I love you so much! Why are you so cute Jimin?

Saranghae <3 am I really that cute?

Why are you so cute omg :'c

People keep saying that...

How's Hoya?

Being a bitch

Saranghe~

You too

Do you think your going to get better? P.S. You have a great imagination!

I'm not sure... And it isn't my fault I have this imagination... I hate it.

How do you handle de jibooty

I sit on it and have fun time with Yoongi hyung and more with it that's how.

•Yoongi•

Will you die for Jimin?

Let me think about it. Wait I don't need to think, yes.

I need 3 dollahs

That's all I have.

You are really swagger 😎😎

Swaeg

WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE

Cuz swag

YOU HURT ME, ILL SUE YOU MIN YOONGI

Okay.

How are you feeling about that Jimin has schizophrenia? Will you help him?

I mean... It's unfortunate he has it... And I'll help him as best as I can.

Do you think that you and Jimin will have a happy ending?

Yes, I hope.

You're real right? I'll cry if Jimin is still imagining yoongi.

I'm real don't you remember how Jimin's parents saw me..

•Seokjin•

How's life?

Good

Can I steal Kookie?

No. He's mine.

Hey mom

What are you doing reading fanfiction, missy?

Are you done with these children?

Very.

Be my mum?

Sure.

Marry Kookie pls.

Planning on it.

•Jungkook•

Will you be there for Jimin when he's hurt?

I'll try. But I think Yoongi will beat me.

Ur so cute

Thanks... I'm not that cute.

Can I date you pls

I'm with Jin hyung.

Do you realize it's cannibalism whenever you eat a cookie?

Why? Cause my nickname is Kookie? I guess it is.

Can I be urs

I'm with Jin hyung so no.

•Namjoon•

I got nothing so say. You're awesome.

Thanks.

Is Jackson kinky?

A lot.

STOP BEING ATTRACTIVE PLEASE

I can't.

KIM NAMJOON, WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD LOOKING

I was born like it.

•Hoseok•

Why do you dislike/hate Jimin?

He's weird.

Can I name my pet horse hobi?

Sure.

Hoesuck. Why are you so mean to Jimin? HOE YOU BETTER BE NICE TO JIMINNIE.

He's fucking weird. Like he sees fake things others don't. I know he has schizophrenia but it's weird.

Be nice to Jimin jhorse.

I don't have to.

What's up with you and Jimin??

One day when Jimin and I hung out together by ourselves, then he started talking to himself, it's really weird.

I love you hopie <3

Same

Love Jimin please(in a friendship way)

No.

Be a ball of sunshine and be nice to Jiminie... Will you? With a banana on top?

Gosh, i don't know anymore.

•Taehyung•

Will you convince Hoseok to not dislike/hate Jimin?

I've been trying.

What do you do when Hoseok speaks negatively of Jimin?

I usually ignore him for the rest of the day.

How does it feel to be stuck in the middle of Jimin and Hobi?

It sucks.

•Hoya•

Why are you a jerk Hoya?

It's the way I was created.

Will you please disappear, like in FOREVER?

When Jimin starts taking his medicine.

DISAPPEAR YOU ASS

Read above.

You and I could have been goals Hoya, why you gotta be like that to Jimin?

It's the way I was created.

•Jaehee•

Why do you always disturb Jimin?

At least I'm not mean.

Get away from Jimin pls.

Why? I'm awesome.

Who tf are you even?

I'm a figment of Jimin's imagination... I look a bit like... Oops, I don't think I'm aloud to say that.

•Jihyun•

Why did you lie to your parents and not help your brother?

Because then Jimin's effort to keep me safe would have been for nothing. Jimin always tells me not to do something to get me hurt and to lie if I had to.

Jiminnie stood up for you and now you should support him too, don't you think so?

He tells me not to stand up for him... All his effort would be for nothing if I did.

•Mrs. Park•

Mrs. Park Why are you a bitch?

I have to raise my sons right.

Dick

Vagina

You are a bitch... Sorry not sorry

That's nice.

Are you demented or something?

No.

You know he's your child, why are you being a bitch?

He's my adopted son.

You know he wouldn't be like this if you aren't abusive to him and ONLY HIM. BISH.

I've tried to punish Jihyun, but Jimin steps in... It's not my fault.

WHY ARE YOU SO ROOD

I have to be.

•Mr. Park•

Why must you hurt him? He has feelings you know.

To punish him.

Dick

Ok.

Why you dick why? He's human. *glares* why will you hurt him? I hate you.

Because I can.

Regardless of Jimin being gay, do you not realize how dangerous it is for him to roam the streets alone?

I know it's dangerous, that's why he should get a girlfriend not a boyfriend.

Ok those are the answer. Summer is starting so I don't know how often I'll update since I usually update when I'm in English class or creative writing... I'll try to update as much as possible. Please vote and comment~