Seokjin was in just as much of a shock as Namjoon was, hearing the words that he himself had spoken out loud by mistake.

"Because of me?" The man's voice sent chills down Jin's spine.

"I have to get back to work, Namjoon. Please let me be, sir." He blinked frequently, and Namjoon sensed that the man wanted to cry.

To not make things worse for him, he simply left the man in his own.

Jin remained stood, no longer able to relax himself on his chair. While he secretly spied on Namjoon, watching him leave, he thought about who that supposed Kim Yeoshin was, and why his boss reacted to his name with such fear and discomfort.

While the hatred he felt towards Namjoon vanished, the man faced another obstacle when his phone buzzed, signalling that he had a new message.

He waited for a while.

A while turned into an hour.

An hour turned into two hours. And he ended up looking at his messages by the time he was already driving home with Hyunseok.

"Damn, my phone has been blowing up for hours." Jin spoke to his twin.

"Lucky. Mine hasn't rang at all today-" Hyunseok's phone started ringing, alarming both boys.

"Well, you can stop complaining now." Jin laughed, looking down at his phone.

"It's him again..."

When Jin was about to answer his text messages, a notification popped up from his Twitter, notifying him that he had a new follower.

"YES, I HEAR YOU! WHAT? SCREAMING? OH YEAH, THAT'S MY BROTHER. HE... SAW A SQUIRREL! YES. HE'S ALLERGIC TO THEM! YES. OKAY, I UNDERSTAND. I'LL CALL YOU LATER- Seokjin, shut the fuck up already!! OKAY. HAVE A NICE DAY! BYE!" Hyunseok could barely listen to what the boss from his agency had told him, because the moment he began talking to him, Seokjin began screaming like a maniac.

"HYUNSEOK!! SEOK 2! SPLIT SPERM OF MINE, LOOK AT THIS!!"

"What did you just call me?" Hyunseok began laughing, staring down at Jin's phone.

He began to read what his notification said.

"You have a new toll-free KIM NAMJOON!?"

"HE HAD AN ACCOUNT. I didn't even know!! This is not good. What if he finds out..." Jin frowned.

"Relax. Breathe in, breathe out. This is just one of your accounts, right?" The other asked.

Jin nodded, staring down at the profile picture Namjoon had in his Twitter account.

"Then problem solved! He won't find out about your job as a stripper, and you can follow
your prince charming in peace." Hyunseok smiled.

"But what about my followers? They follow me on my other account, Hyunseok. I'm so scared. If one of them start to follow him, then he'll see my second account through one of their retweets or likes." The pit of Jin's stomach was in a huge knot.

His brother told him not to worry, so he at least tried to relax, but his messages kept coming in and out of his phone, giving him anxiety.

"Who the hell keeps writing to you? Your phone scares me whenever a notification pops up. It's so loud!" Jin ignored his brother to attend the messages on his phone.

"It's him." Hyunseok rolled his eyes, knowing who Jin was referring to.

"Just block him, Seokjin. What does he want from you now?" That's what Jin was about to find out.

"Those emojis make me wanna throw up. How can you fake loving that bastard for so long? He's- UGH, so gross and disgusting. I hate his guts."

Jin hid his phone after realizing that Hyunseok was spying on his messages.

"Alright, I know that you're a secret agent and all, but you don't have to be spying on me as well." He rolled his eyes.

"I can't help it, Jinnie. You're my brother, and I don't want to keep seeing you hurt. I don't want him to keep hurting you." The other groaned.

Jin giggled as his brother angrily sped up when he was closed to Sin-X, passing by it as fast as he could.

"Hey, slow down there. I know you're angry, but I'm an adult, Seok Seok. You can't keep treating me this way."

"Ehhh? Who says? If I wanna baby you, then DAMMIT, I'm babying you and YOU can't complain about it because you baby me as well." His brother had a point.

Jin often babies him as well.

"H-hey!! Cooking chicken noodle soup when you're sick, bringing it up to your bed, and feeding it to you is NOT considered babying you. It's called "caring", and I happen to care a lot for you." He smiled.

"B.A.B.Y.I.N.G you're babying meeeee." Hyunseok mocked Jin, and started a mini fight with his brother.

Jin smacked him on the head, playfully.

"Caring!"

"Babying."

"Nooo, caring!" He insisted, but his brother continued to disagree.

"Babying. Definitely babying." So instead of stopping the argument, Hyunseok ended up encouraging it to continue.

"I'm caring for my baby brooooo!" Jin smirked.

"I am NOT a baby!!"

"I GOT YOU! You just agreed that I'm caring and that I don't baby you!" He felt satisfied in winning the argument, for a while at least.

Until Hyunseok opened his mouth again.

"I'm older than you, Seokjin. You know that very well."

"We're twins. We're the same age." Jin responded, getting down from the car as his brother opened the front door.

-And their domestic argument continued indoors-

"I'm still older. I was developed in the womb first." Now they were even fighting over a womb.

"We were stuck together IN that placenta for months!" Jin shouted back.

"Yeah, but I developed FIRST!" Hyunseok stated.

"Well, you know what they say: They saved the BEST for LAST. Therefore, I'm the more handsome twin."

"Whatever, I won the race either way. If I wouldn't have won, you wouldn't have even been born." He raised an eyebrow, smirking with a sassy pose.

"That's when you're wrong. I was the one who won that race."

"Shut up, no you didn't." Hyunseok insisted.

Seokjin was becoming agitated, and so was the other.

"Yes, I did!! I won that race!" That was it. Hyunseok inhaled and started screaming.

"MY SPERM CELL WAS FASTER THAN YOURS!" Just then, Hyunseok could hear laughter coming from within his pocket.

He dug around in it and found out that he had called his boss again on accident, and that he had heard everything, along with his other agents.

"Exactly how much did you get to hear?" He asked as Jin shoved his head into a pillow.

"Oh trust me, we heard it ALL. By the way... You do realize that you two are just 'one' single sperm cell, right?" His boss laughed, correcting the twins who facepalmed themselves out of embarrassment.

Hyunseok hung up, swearing out loud as Jin locked himself in the bathroom, taking a shower.

"Jin!! I have to go out later on with one of my friends. I'm headed to this small gathering at his house. Wanna accompany us?" Hyunseok asked behind the door.

"Nah! Not tonight." His answer made Hyunseok scrunch his nose with suspicion.

"You're not going to Sin-X tonight, are you?" Hoping his brother would say no, Hyunseok shut his eyes, praying that he was right.

"Of course not! I'm staying home to watch my favorite show. It starts at eight, so when you leave, I'll most likely be watching TV until you get back home- By the way, when are you coming back!" Seokjin asked.

"I'm not sure! I'll leave whenever my friend decides to go."

"Alright then. Go get dressed for now! You never know, he might come pick you up earlier!"

Hyunseok agreed, leaving Seokjin on his own to go get dressed.

~~~

"You'll be good, right? You won't leave this house?" Hyunseok questioned before leaving his twin alone.

"No, dad. I won't escape the house to go to that party, dad! Stop worrying about me, dad!"

Jin teased.

"Jeez, stop treating me like I'm your guardian." Hyunseok rolled his eyes.

"Look who's TAAAAAAALKING. You're literally treating me, an adult, like a sixteen year old boy!" Seokjin thumped Hyunseok's forehead with his finger.

"You're the biggest brat in the world." Hyunseok messed Jin's hair up before exiting the house, laughing while Jin attempted to run after him.

"Just wait till' I get my hands on him later on." Jin headed back inside, giggling.

"You're not going to Sin-X tonight, are you? " Hearing the words his brother had previously spoken made Jin feel guilty as he undressed himself from his pajamas.

However, as he got ready, he felt oddly better than before.

The only thing left for him to do, was to use Hyunseok's car to get to the strip club.

"Relax, Seokjin. You got this. You'll be back in no time!" He spritz the best smelling cologne he had, all over his clothing, then he grabbed the car keys off of the countertop and locked the house before leaving.

The only thing Jin hoped was that his brother spent a long time with his friend, that way he could spend the entire night in the strip club without worrying about Hyunseok.

~~~