This is named like this for a reason you'll see.

I got off the plane watching Jack closely. I was taking a video of him when I seen Mark and this other chick. I seen Jack hide something.
'Hmmm. I will check out what he has later when I slow down the video and stuff'
I thought to myself. I have watched every video, seen every photo, and have ALL their merchandize. I AM THEIR NUMBER 1 FAN!! I video recorded jack mark and what looks to be. . .MARK'S GIRLFRIEND?! OH HELL NAW SHE NEEDS TO BIPITY BOPITY BACK THE FUCK UP!!
'Those are MY  men! She can have either of them. I didn't spend 5 years stalking them while they sleep for nothing!!' I thought in my mind.
"They are mine forever." I whispered.

Oh a mystery stalker 0-o
Damn. Sucks to be you dude. Call Vincent he will protect you
Vincent: wut?
Me: PROTECT READER CHANN
Vincent: *sigh* but I'm eating my toast!!
Me: *grabs the toast* *eats it*
Vincent: MY TOAST GOD DAMN IT this is why we aren't a thing anymore.
Me: *bitch slaps him*
Vincent: OWWW!