Securing Tennyson

Episode 5: Okay but can you survive a tickle monster?

Ben lazily waited, he wasn't a fan of being locked up, but he knew if he played his cards right.. well it'd be easier and safer than putting his family in danger in an attempt to hide. Then the guards came in

"Ah, is it time for the test now?"(Ben)

"..."(Guard)

"Geez.. not much of a talker are you?"(Ben)

"..."(Guard)

"What are you a British soldier?"(Ben)

"He's a mute."(Guard 2)

"Oh dang, sorry!"(Ben)

The first guard gave a nod of achknowledgement at the apology from Ben

"But yeah, your cross test is now. Good luck with 682."(Guard 3)

"Thanks man! I appreciate it!"(Ben)

"682? Nah man he's going to 999."(Guard 2)

"Oh you lucky bastard! We never get to see 999 anymore! It's always, oH 682's oN a RaMpAgE- gO sToP iT!"(Guard 3)

"Hey uh- what's 420-J?"(Ben)

"Oh I remember that. Good times.."(Researcher)

"What is it?"(Ben)

"So I got this God tier Jamaican [REDACTED] and put it through the clockworks, why do you ask?"(Researcher)

"Oh, Bright mentioned i-"(Ben)

"NOT AGAIN!"(Researcher)

The scientist yelled before running out the room, hopping over a chair

"BRIGHT I SWEAR TO 343 ILL KILL YOU IF YOU TRY TO SMOKE 420-J WITH 682 AGAIN!"(Researcher)

Ben saw a cloud of smoke in the distance.. and not from broken machinery. He chuckled slightly as he put his hands in his pockets and waited for the door to open to the test chamber.. it was a lot less secure than his room. Rude. The door opened and inside sat an orange blob

"New DNA sample detected.. Error, species not alien in origin."

There, there's my bullshit excuse, just know it's completely wrong and only for plot reasons.

"What? I can't scan them?!"(Ben)

He mumbled as he approached the orange blob

"Uh- Hi buddy?"(Ben)

He said with a small smile before his vision was clouded by orange and he was on the ground, he braced himself for death but instead he burst out laughing as if his entire body was being tickled.