Bazooka Club
Adelynn walks down the halls of Ouran. She was late and Ross would probably be nipping at her heels, and wasn't their some sort of thing going on today? Adelynn walks into form and sits beside Haruhi, leaning back in her chair and sighing. This day felt like it was going to be a long one. She lays her head on the table and closes her eyes. She felt tired from her work out that she spent all weekend doing. Ross had to make sure she was fit enough so he had to come to her house, which was terrible might she add. Not only did he tease her and bribe her because of where she lived but also because she was apparently no better than the Host Club with wasting things. But she finally silenced his words when she finished his examination in record time, which only led to more intense work outs that she beat his ass in, might she add. She smiles sleepily at the memory of defeating him. 372-365 to her. That boy was never gonna win. She drifts off as her breathing slows down only to feel eyes on her. No, make that two. She lifts her head up and places her chin on the desk only to stare at shining gold eyes that blinked simultaneously at her.
"Morning boys." She said indifferently to them, her face showing boredness.
"Why were-" "- you smiling?" They ask.
"I was dreaming about food." She said blankly.
"Food?" Hikaru asks. "You're a girl, you're not meant to like food."
"And who said I couldn't?" Adelynn raises her brow.
"I never knew you liked food so much." Karou said as he sat in his chair to the right of her.
"I'm American, of course I like food. Just like I like guns and beauty pageants." Adelynn said as she slams her forehead back down on the table.
"You like beauty pageants?" The twins ask with mischievously grins.
"She was being sarcastic." Haruhi said as she sat down to Adelynn's left.
"Hi Haruhi." Adelynn mumbles.
"Though you do seem like the sort of person to like guns." Haruhi adds. Adelynn looks at Haruhi with her right cheek on the table.
"Why'd you say that?" Adelynn asks with an amused smile.
"You just do." Haruhi said as she smiles at Adelynn. Adelynn gives her a sleepy smile and zones out for the rest of the conversation as she thinks of what's going to happen today. Perhaps if she can find any faults in today's security then Ross would loosen up on her. He really did seem to hate her.
"Go buy us some more Haruhi." The twins order. Adelynn sits up and stares blankly at them.
"Why do I have to go get it?" Haruhi asks.
"Because you're the only commoner, no one else knows where to buy it." Hikaru said as he messes with Haruhi's hair.
"We've even been serving it to our guests lately, and besides, its part of your job." Karou adds.
"But the culture club exposé starts soon." Haruhi comments.
"Yeah but it's not mandatory so if your not interested you don't have to go." Hikaru said as he pushes Haruhi out the room.
"And with that being said-" Karou starts.
"Be careful out there!" They chorus.
"Wait up Haruhi. I'll walk you out the building. I need to go to the library." Adelynn said as she picks up her bag and quickly catches up to Haruhi. "Am I not a commoner?" She asks the twins as she walks past him.
"But without Haruhi-" "- who's going to entertain us?" They ask. Adelynn rolls her eyes and walks out. But then both her and Haruhi are stopped by Amaya and Suzume.
"Thanks for helping them out Haruhi." Amaya said as she smiles.
"No problem. I just wish they would buy their own instant coffee." Haruhi sighs.
"Yeah, me too. I had to buy two tons last week for the club." Adelynn grumbles.
"Well I don't know if that will ever happen but I'm glad that they seem to be having a good time. And it's all thanks to the both of you." Amaya beams. Haruhi and Adelynn send her a confused look.
"All thanks to us?" They both choruse. Suzume sighs.
"We've been in the same class with the twins ever since middle school, they didn't used to be this cheerful. They were always quiet and withdrawn. They didn't have many friends. It's like they didn't want anyone to get to close, so I don't think they liked school very much. They seemed so bored by it. I guessed they started to change when the Host Club was created, since then they've come out of their shells, little by little." Suzume smiles as they all look back at the twins who were now laughing with a classmate. Adelynn grips her bag closer to her chest. And to think it was her fault.
"Oh." Haruhi said.
"Yeah! And since Haruhi's been here they smile and laugh more, but Adelynn, since you've been here they've been amazing. Joking, smiling laughing with the whole class. It's wonderful!" Amaya giggles.
"Really?" Adelynn asks in slight relief.
"Yeah, and I think I know why." Amaya giggles. Suzume nudges Amaya but couldn't stop grinning either.
"Don't say that. Imagine all the heart breaks it would cause." Suzume chuckles. Adelynn purses her lips.
"What ya' on about?" She inquires, but knows fully well.
"Nothing!" Amaya sings as she giggles with Suzume.
"But we want to thank you both. Since you've joined our class they've been living each day to the fullest." Amaya smiles. "Au reviour!" And both girls walk off. Adelynn sighs.
"I've got to get to the library. I want to get out some psychology books." Adelynn said as her and Harui walk arm-in-arm down the large hallway.
Adelynn jogs down the hallway. Why did the research methods in psychology enwrap her so much as to make her read the whole book and forget what she was meant to be doing? She huffs as she trots down the halls and towards music room 3. And why did this school have to have such damn big hallways?! She runs down the halls to see the club room doors open and the twins laughs echo down the halls.
"Oh man, what a stupid name!" Hikaru laughs. "The Zuka Club! My stomach hurts!"
"The Zuke Club! Thats priceless! And they had those getup on underneath their uniforms." Karou giggles. Adelynn smirks as she thinks of a way to make her entrance grand. Always make a show for first time guests, right? She stops outside the doors and pokes her head around only to hear Renge's rambling, that she was going to happily ignore. She peers past the door to see Ross scowling at everyone who looked in his direction. He saw movement outside the door and frowns at Adelynn who was smirking mischievously but left her. He didn't even want to know what was ripening through her mind.
"Why don't you girls scram?" Hikaru asks finally as the boys continued doing their own thing.
"I can't believe that you silly boys have nothing to say about our sublime female love?" One girl asks as she laughs away.
"What the hell she talking about?" Hikaru asks as he plays on his Nintendo.
"Oh I haven't seen this one before, I guess it's a new one." Karou said as he looks at ground coffee. Adelynn face palms. 'These boys.'
"You should feel sorry for them Nagiku. There patented Host skills don't work on us." The other speaks.
"I'm afraid that's where you are wrong, mademoiselle." Adelynn comments as she cups the girls chin, tilting it back as Adelynn looks over her face, tilting her own head slightly. They all watch her it's awe. Could Adelynn really seduce a female? And three at that? The host club ponders.
"And who might you be?" Benebara asks with a grin.
"I, Mademoiselle, am Adelynn Rose." Adelynn sends her a coy smile.
"From The Rose family?" Nagiku inquires.
"Why that is lovely for you to think that I, a simple commoner, could hold such a title, but it is sad to say that I am not." Adelynn sighs, then she spins on her foot, with her back to the girls and winks at the club, mouthing, 'play along' with a mischievous glint that would normally be found in the twins eyes.
"But to compare me to something like that is drastic, if only you could compare my beauty to the dashing-ness of yours. It is like dangling the forbidden fruit right in front of me," Adelynn stops in front of Benebara, her breath fanning over the older girls face,"and it just temps me to take a bite." Adelynn licks her lips for emphasis, then sashays towards the boys and sits between the twins. By now all the boy were spread out around the piece of furniture with endearing smiles aimed towards Adelynn as they played along.
"But there's enough beauty in the garden for such dashing females as yourselves." Adelynn purrs as the twins scouch closer to her and look up at her coyly. The three girls stood watching, their breath taken away.
"So you would give your life up for us?" Benebara asks, finally able to form words.
"No." Adelynn said as she tilts her head back, a flirtatious smirk on her face as she stares with half lidded eyes. "I would have to make such Devine Godess fall in love with me, were then we devote to never leave one another's side. There we would bring further domination to the female race and die, the way all lovers end, in an embrace of love and inspire others to go on, leaving behind our legacy of female deities." Adelynn smiles happily with her work as all three watch her with interest.
"I must say I'm glad we decided to perform here." Benebara said.
"I too." Adelynn nods.
"It was a fetching idea to take a peak at the notorious host club." Benebara looks to both girls on either side of her.
"Hey guys, are we really that notorious?" Mitsuki asks.
"Yeah." Takashi nods.
"And to think they have taken this sweet young girl and taken away this deity's power with them." Benebara said as the other two take Adelynn and fawn over her.
"Oh her skin is like silk, her hair like fine feather, and her sent, it's like utopia." One girl said as she runs her hand through Adelynn's hair.
"And her boobs are fine too." Naguki grins as she cups Adelynns chest from behind. Adelynn tense and holds back the urge to attack the girls out from reflex. True enough she never found anyone fiscally attractive, like she was asexual but she preferred to say pansexual with very high standards. Colour, sex or appearance didn't fuss her. She was truthfully interested in others characteristics. But touching her up, she was close to pouncing. Even if the girl was pretty. Benebara clenches her fist in anger and faces the boys.
"The host clubs president maybe a pretty little halfer, but he shouldn't be using his looks to create a foutisious romance and to fool the heart of a pure young maiden is demeaning. Your so called club activities are nothing more than depressing macho fantasies. I promise you, we will bring you you guys down. The Ouran Host Club will be abolished!" Benebara announces.
"All hail Zuka Club!" The three girls shout.
"Bazooka club?" Adelynn mutters.
"Zuka." Haruhi corrects next to her. Adelynn shrugs as she watches the club in boredom.
"Bazooka sounds cooler."
"I understand your concern, but do you think maybe we could finish this later?" Kyoya asks
"Are you saying you're not going to face us?" Benebara asks as they each send each other challenging stares.
"Not at all, it's just our president is still bedridden from your visual cultural shock." Kyoya explains as they point to as bedridden Tamaki.
"You see Tama-chan is having his nappy time right now." Honey said. Adelynn chuckles behind her fist and whispers to Haruhi.
"If I had known sooner that homosexuality acts affects him this much, I would have done it sooner." She sniggers. Haruhi sweat drops at her sadistic friend.
"Why don't we make them some tea?" Haruhi asks as she pulls her friend over to the cart and starts pouring them. Adelynn drops her sadisticness and helps Haruhi and carries two tea cups on a tray and serves the two side kicks.
"Excuse me ladies, I made you some coffee, would you like to have some?" Haruhi inquires.
"Here you go madams." Adelynn said as she bows her head slightly, holding the tray towards the girls.
"Why yes,aren't you the sweetest thing." Benebara sighs.
"You're a real pearl upon swing." The girl marvels as she takes a cup.
"You know a coffee made by a maiden always has a more fragrant aroma." Benebara coos. 'Just drink the damn tea so I can watch you pretend you like it. Then I'll see your bullsh*t face.' Adelynn smiles innocently.
"How about the five of us have a little tea partie?" The girl asks with a smile.
"You girls have it all wrong! Don't you see there's nothing to be gained in a romantic relationship between two women! If that were the case then why did God creat Adam and Eve?!" Tamaki shouts. Adelynn grins as she watches Tamaki slip on a banana peel so she does the next thing she can think of with a mischievous smile. Move the cup of hot tea in front of him. Tamaki dips his finger in the cup and Adelynn keeps on an indifferent stare whilst trying to not laugh. Her eyes water slightly as she purses her lips and sniggers. God this was funny. Then she sighs as she watches Haruhi and Tamaki have a moment. She smiles endearingly towards the two and tilts her head. She couldn't wait until they hooked up.
"What were you doing in the library Rose-chan?" Honey asks Adelynn. She looks down at him and smiles.
"I was reading a book about psychology, I got so caught up in it I forgot I had to be here earlier. Sorry." She apologises.
"Don't worry, but you did scare Usa-chan, he missed you. He hasn't seen you all day." Said fluffy bunny got shoved in her face and she blinks owlishly. Then she smiles.
"Sorry Usa-chan, I promise to not scare you like that again, okay?" She giggles, flowers blooming and sparkling around her form, and Honey blushes slightly.
"I see this conversation isn't going anywhere." Naguki said as she stares down impatiently at Mitsuki. He grips Usa-chan tighter but smiles up at her with flowers surrounding him. Adelynn gets dragged over to Benebara as she clings both Haruhi and her to her chest, keeping them there as she spoke.
"Now that we know what's going on, we can't allow these maidens to stay here. We'll prepare her paper work and have her transferred to Lobellea at once." Benebara declares. "And we'll welcome them to the Zuka club." Everyone froze. Did she really. . .just say that?
"Hey! Don't touch me!" Adelynn said as she pulled herself and Haruhi away from Benebara. "I was just acting, I don't actually have a thing for you!" Adelynn scowls as she stands in front of Haruhi protectively.
"Wait a second will ya." Haruhi spoke up. "There seem to have been some miss understandings here. I mean first of all, you called Senpai a halfer." Haruhi points out. Adelynn face palms. 'Wow, just wow.'
"Cause he is a halfer, he's half French and half Japanese!" Honey points out with a smile.
"Well, um, anyway I don't think it's fair for you to pick on a host club just because you don't think they have the same history as you!" Haruhi starts sweating. Adelynn sighs as she slumps slightly.
"We barely have any history, we were just founded two years ago." Hikaru said.
"Yeah, the boss created when he started high school here." Karou adds.
"Be that as it may, saying that our club activities only help the satisfactory of our appetites is just wrong. I mean it's not like the Host Club is charging the guests or anything." Haruhi said.
"You should just stop talking." Adelynn advises.
"Well I wouldn't call it charge, but we do have a point system. We put our priority system in winning auctions held on our website. Hey check this out Haruhi, your used mechanically panic, just sold for a winning bid of 30,000 yen. Good for you." Kyoya said as he types on his keyboard.
"What?! I thought I lost that pencil!" Haruhi shouts as Adelynn raises her brow. "Why didn't you tell me about this before Kyoya-Senpai! I had no idea you were collecting money!"
"So you thought we were voluntarily here. It's not much but it's for the expense, we happen to make a small profit from the online auction." Kyoya said.
"You can't sell other people's stuff without asking permission! That's stealing!" Haruhi shouts.
"It wasn't stealing, you dropped that pencil on the floor." The twins chorus. Haruhi growls at them as Tamaki starts crying.
"I'm sorry Haruhi! It's not like we were hiding anything! Here you can have mine! It's got a cute teddy bear on it!" Tamaki screams as he holds and indifferent Haruhi.
"Senpai, I don't want the pencil."
"Wow, he's really thick." Adelynn sighs as she seats herself between the twins. Hikaru drank tea to her left as Karou had his palm on his cheek.
"You bored already?" Karou asks.
"Yeah, and I thought you guys could help with my small attention span." She jokes with a half grin.
"Your not really into girls are you?" Hikaru asks her, peering through the corner of his eyes.
"Is that a problem?" She asks. Hikaru furrows his brow.
"So from all the times you entertained women you actually enjoyed it. That's a surprise." Hikaru rolls his eyes. Adelynn tilts her head back and scrunches up her nose.
"What crawled up your nose and died?" She asks as she hops off the sofa and walks over to the girls.
"Hey, why don't you just forget them and come with us?" Naguki asks.
"Hold on Naguki, these young maidens have had quiet a day. We'll give you sometime to think about it." Benebara said. "We'll have you answers tomorrow." Benebara said. Adelynn sighs but tense when she feels a hand on her shoulder.
"Until next time, my love." The girls coos to Adelynn as she shivers. And not in a good way. Haruhi spins on her foot, her bangs covering her eyes.
"I have things to think over." Haruhi grumbles as she walks silently out the room. Adelynn reaches out her hand and walks to the door, just about to open it-
"Adelynn." A teasing voice calls. "I can hear my money pilling up." Adelynn looks over her shoulder and stares at Ross in surprise as does the rest of the Host Club.
"Shut up." Adelynn grits her teeth as she walks out the room.
"Why did you have to tell her that? You just added fuel to the fire!" Tamaki complains to Kyoya.
"Maybe you should of asked before we sold her pencil on the Internet?" Honey said as he holds Usa-chan closer to his chest.
"Yeah, for all we know it was a keep sake from her mother." Karou said thoughtfully.
"Nah it was just a freebie from an electronic store." Hikaru sighs.
"You seem sad Hika-chan." Honey tilts his head. Hikaru turns his head away.
"Gentlemen, just think about it. Haruhi maybe making her decision, but if she had to choose, you know that she tends to favour men's clothing. And besides, when she first joined the Host Club, didn't she tell us 'being a host and getting fussed over by a bunch of girls may not be that bad'. . . . . . . Why didn't I realise this before? Perhaps they would be a better match for Haruhi?"
"He forgot about Rose-chan again." Honey notes.
"Maybe she'd be better off, with the Zuka club. And if Haruhi goes, Adelynn will leave too." Tamaki explains as he leans against the window. Everyone was shocked at the knees.
"But why would Adelynn leave?" Karou asks.
"Remember what she vowed to Haeuhi? That she would stay with Haruhi, and not leave her side? If Haruhi leave, Adelynn would follow." Tamaki sinks down to the floor. The boys stared wide eyed at the sulking Tamaki. "And Adelynn would fit in so well, everyone would adore her and her exotic looks! She'd have more admires there than she does here!"
"Yeah, they'd be perfect for a girls school." Hikaru states.
"Haru-chan and Rose-chan are going to transfer away!" Honey cries.
"What are we going to do?!" Karou asks.
"They're so smart passing the scholarship test it'd be a piece of cake." Karou whines.
"And the academy has the money to clear off the eight million debt Haruhi owes us." Kyoya adds.
"Calm down gentlemen, it will be alright. Listen to what I have to say! I have a secret plan." Tamaki tells them.
Adelynn changes in the changing room. P.E sure was exhausting, especially when no one was using the track because they were watching the Lobelia's show. Adelynn wipes her brow and removes her loose top and takes off her shorts.
"That's a nasty scar you have there." She felt a slim finger running over her back. She freezes and whips around, grabbing the hand only to stare up at Benebara. "And you have some fire in you."
"I'm getting changed. It's highly indecent of you to come perv me up." Adelynn scowls as she pulls up her black jeans.
You are different." Benebara spoke. Adelynn peers over her shoulder as she pulls her shirt on.
"Everyone different. No one the same." Adelynn explains as she buttons up her shirt.
"No. . . You are very different from every girl I've ever met, you have a certain. . . Air to you." Benebara said as she picks up Adelynns tie and wraps it around her neck, pulling her closer to her body.
"I try." Adelynn smirks.
"The boys have noticed it too, which is why their so infatuated with you." Benebara said as she begins to knot the tie. Adelynn tilts her head, waiting for her to continue. "You may say that you are a commoner, but I don't believe in coincidences Miss Rose." Benebara fgives her a sly grin.
"And neither do I." Adelynn nods back, she new she'd been caught, and in less than three hours no less. But then again females are superior.
"But I promise you one thing, I'll make you fall for me. I don't care if your were just acting earlier. Because I do believe in love at first sight." Benebara purrs as she tightens the tie, bring Adelynn on her toes. Adelynn smirks seductively as she moves her lips up to Benebara's ear.
"And I do believe I've said before, love is a delusion, and the day I admit that I'm in it. I'll call myself a mad man."
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How do you like that for a new chapter, huh? Adelynn manages to get a girl to fall in love with her, and her secret is revelled by someone she bearly knows. I'm not adding anymore to the Lobelia episode so I'll be going straight on to the next episode. I'll also, if I do ever do a voting poll, making Benebara a disision. I know I have some lesbians out there or Yuri lover so you should look forward to that if you are. Thank you for reading~
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