1) I had sex with my boyfriend next to my best friend

2) I hit a squirrel with my car last week. I can't even legally drive!!!

3) my sister snorts coke, and she doesn't know I know.

4) I hate not going to school because I love the attention I get.

5) I dropped my phone a pool and jumped in fully clothed to get it

6) I want to lie down in the road

7) I seriously want an online best friend

8) I have really ugly hands

9) all I do is watch tv and breath

10) I have a massive ego