"This is weird. Like, mega weird." Dean said.
"Yeah, we've looked in every book, every journal, Bobby has no idea." Sam said. An idea suddenly popped into Dean's head.
"What if this isn't our case." He said. Sam's eyebrows furrowed in confusion.
"What if it's... Your-your elementary buddy-"
"Secret?"
"Yeah! Secret! What if it's his kinda case." Dean said. Sam shrugged.
"We've got no other ideas." He said. Dean picked up his phone and called Secret who agreed to come check it out. He was a ways away so he said it would take him a bit.

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Sam and Dean were awoken by the sound of the most beautiful music they'd eve heard. The fire place suddenly lit and the boys attention's were drawn to it. They knelt down and stared at the flames. Pictures of nymphs and fairies and centaurs dancing were depicted in the flames. Their merry dancing was perfectly matched with the beat of the music which started to get louder and louder. They fell deeper and deeper into a trance.

Suddenly the door burst open and in came Secret, the one elf band. It was the worst thing they'd ever heard. The boys turned and saw something that looked half human half goat.

Secret marched in, drums banging, cymbals crashing, bagpipes wailing, harmonicas wheezing, trumpets tooting, clarinets squealing. Secret managed to toss Dean a knife.

He made a motion of cutting something off where the creature's little horns were. Dean scrambled up and attempted to do so, but the creature was too quick. It dodged Dean and leapt out the window from whence it came. Secret stopped playing, catching his breath.

"Wow...thanks." Sam said.
"Augh..you're welcome." Secret said, "can I get some water?"
"Oh, yeah," Sam said, getting up to do so. He soon returned, handing Secret a cold glass of water. Secret chugged it then crushed the plastic cup.
"Alright, let's go." Secret said.
"Wait, woah, woah. What are we up against?!" Dean asked.
"A satyr."