"You're a what now??" Dean said, slowly drawing his silver knife from his back pocket.
"An elf. Get your ears cleaned." Secret stared at Dean.
"Hey, uh, I'd rather not be a kid forever." Sam said, snapping them out of their staring contest.
"Oh yeah," Secret said, "sorry, faerie tricks are hard to reverse sometimes. Here." He pulled out a twig and snapped it in half and Sam grew back to his adult self.
"A fairy did that to me?" Sam questioned.
"Yep. Suck it up, buttercup." Secret said.
"That's not the first time we've dealt with fairies.. To be specific, a leprechaun." Dean said. Secret looked at him, a look of pity on his face.
"I am so sorry you poor bastard. Well, anyways, now that I've gotten that faerie that's been tailing you, I'll be on my way." Secret said, grabbing his jacket.
"Hey, wait. We have no idea how to kill these things and what if we run into more??" Sam said and brought Secret to a halt.
"How about I give you my phone number?" Secret said, pulling out a piece of paper and writing it down. The boys did the same and they exchanged numbers.
"Don't forget to give me a call~" Secret said with a wink as he left, jokingly flirting.

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A few days later, Sam and Dean were on the road. They were rocking out to some old songs until they saw something run into the road in front of them.
"Dean, look out!!" Sam said and Dean slammed on the brakes, turning the car as fast as he could. He barely missed..whatever it was.

They got out of the car angrily and faced what was in the road. And exactly what was in the road, was not what they were expecting. This creature had four hooves, a long tail, two arms, and long hair. It was a centaur. It's frightened expression shifted into an angry one and it charged. The two hunters dodged the attack, barely.

The centaur spun around and charged again, but it didn't get far. A golden arrow pierced the human part's heart. The creature slumped over, dead. And low and behold, out of the bushes came none other than Secret.
"Howdy, boys. Looks like you two found yourself getting on the bad side of a centaur." He laughed, "good luck." Secret dashed off back into the woods.
"Hey, wait! What does that mean?!" Sam called after him but he was long gone. They decided they didn't really have any other choice and got back into the car.

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The Winchester boys finally arrived at their destination.

"What'cha got, Sammy?" Dean asked, popping a chip in his mouth, "don't tell me we came into this Mormon sanctuary for nothing. I have 15 Books of Mormon, Sam."
"3 murders. One female and two male. It says they fell asleep in front of the fireplace and never woke up." Sam said.
"Huh... Wait does this mean we have to pretend to be missionaries?"

The door swung open to reveal Elders Dean Rocky and Sam Bullwinkle.
"Hello," Sam said, "we heard about your loss and we're so sorry."
"We thought we'd drop by and see how you're doing."
"Oh, thank you, come in." The woman who opened the door said and stepped aside to let them in.
They all went and sat on they couch.
"Oh, actually, I need to use the restroom. Can you show me where it is?" Sam asked.
"Oh, of course. Right this way." She said, standing up and walking it of the room. Sam followed her and Dean immediately started looking for clues and evidence.

Sam and the woman came back and sat down. They started a conversation.
"...may I ask how your husband died?" Sam asked.
"Oh...well, I came home to my husband sitting on the couch in front of the fire place. He hadn't moved for hours and when I checked on him his eyes where white and...he was dead." She said.
"His eyes were white?" Sam questioned.
"Yes, his eyes where white. Completely blank." She replied. The brothers exchanged glances.
"Oh, look at the time. Sorry, gotta run." Dean said, grabbing same and walking out the door.