"How do you kill them?" Sam asked.
"Most Satyrs you can just kill them like you'd kill a human. Luckily this isn't one of those annoying satyrs that you have to summon Dionysus to get rid of them."
"Summon Dionysus?? He exists??" Sam questioned, truly fascinated.
"Yeah, all those Greek gods and goddesses exist. Most roman ones too. Not sure about Egyptian gods though." Secret said.
"Oh yeah, bring earplugs. Don't want to be enchanted and have your blood and soul sucked out of your body as you stare at non existent pictures in a fire." Secret said, heading out the door.
"Great. We've got a bloodthirsty Mr.Tumnus on our hands." Dean said.

With the help of Secret's weird tracking techniques, they found where the Satyr would strike next. They stay outside the house in the Impala.
"So, Secret, I've been thinking about this. I don't mean to offend you but are elves like the myths? Like, are they good at archery, have long flowing locks and are rich and sophisticated?" Sam said.
"Yeah, pretty much," Secret replied, "but we don't all have long flowing locks. Although it is encouraged in our society of snobs. We'll also shish-kabob you if you mess with us when we have a sword. We think anyone who is not an Elf is 'utterly barbaric.'"
"Huh, wow, I'm surprisingly having a hard time wrapping my head around this considering what we hunt." Sam said.
"Well, you better do it quick cause we got company." Secret said, getting out of the car. The brothers exchanged glances but got out too, running after Secret.

The young Elf opened the window and jumped in without a sound.
"Oh, come on, who can be that quiet??" Dean whispered. Sam rolled his eyes, shoved him in and followed after. There was beautiful music coming from the living room. The brothers had forgot their earplugs. They soon fell into a trance, zombie walking towards the music, unable to resist.

Secret crept behind the Satyr, holding his knife.
"Hey!" He yelled and the Satyr spun around. Secret plunged the knife into he Satyr's heart. The music stopped and the boys snapped out of the trance, their minds complaining about the loss of the pleasure. They stood there, looking at the scene that had just played out. The Satyr had a knife in his heart but didn't so much as quiver.

"What.." Secret said, slowly looking up at the goat-man. It's eyes were black.
"Secret, that's a demon! Get away!" Sam said. Secret was quick to obey, but not quick enough. The demon grabbed Secret's arms and pulled him back.
"Why, look, I never would have though it would be the Winchester boys delivering my dinner!" The demon said, pulling out a pocket knife.
"Dinner??" Secret questioned.
"Why yes, and you look absolutely..." The demon in the Satyr body lifted Secret's arm and cut deeply, "delicious."
Secret inhaled sharply and bit his tongue to keep from screaming.

Dark, green liquid started seeping from the cut. The demon lifted Secret's arm to its face and licked up all the liquid. Secret cringed and stared breathing heavily. The Winchester boys advanced towards the demon, salt in hand, but were quickly flung back against the wall. An invisible force kept them pinned there. The same force also kept Secret in place, much to his utter displeasure.

The demon started making more cuts and sucked up more blood. Secret managed to lift his foot and kicked the demonized Satyr in the stomach. He slipped out of its grasp and ran over to Sam and Dean who tumbled to the floor at the sudden release. Sam stood and boldly started reciting an exorcism. The Satyr's mouth suddenly opened and it let out a scream as a black cloud of smoke shot out and went up the chimney. Sam sighed at not being able to finish.

"Well! This is great! This is just great!" Secret said, grasping his cut up arm.
"What?" Sam asked.
"There's a demon with elf blood in him now. You though demon blood was bad?? Imagine the wacky powers Sam had but the strength increased by 30!! This demon will be able to run so fast he won't even be a blur. He can shoot you right in the nose with a bow and arrow from 10 miles away. He can lift entire buildings filled with people. We're all a screwed!!" Secret said in one breath.

"Damnit." The boys said in unison.