To: 19xyz89 

From: 𝒮𝑒𝒸𝓇𝑒𝓉 𝒮𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶

Yoohoo, 

welcome to room 509, 

I'm your really procrastination roommate and don't mind all the weird stuff that I may be doing including dangling my head off my bed and looking like I'm totally telling some dramatic cliche life story. 

Oh and by the way, thanks for those funny experiences, especially the shots of pure chaos and a daily basis of highness at the dinner table. 

Love ya, class 102 of 2k19 has now been promoted, see ya in class 202, 2020.