Ding~

Karasuno Group Chat

11:00pm

Tanaka:
Aye I got a question!

Daichi:
What is it Tanaka?

Sugawara:
Isn't it usually Hinata who asks the questions?

Hinata:
I don't have any...ask me again later.

Me:
Yes Tanaka?

Noya:
Y/N! My sweet!💕

Asahi:
Will I need to bring the holy water to practice tomorrow or not?

Tanaka:
No.
Anyways, Y/N
Since you're a girl and all...

Me:
Thanks for noticing? I'm guessing the question is for me? BTW Hello Noya ☺️

Tanaka:
Yes, but does this mean you won't wear baggy shorts to practice anymore?

Sugawara:
RYUNOSUKE TANAKA

Daichi:
YOU CAN'T JUST ASK HER THAT

Noya:
No no no no, I think he's on to something.

Me:
Idk...maybe....I guess. Why?

Tsukishima:
Dear God why is the GC blowing up 🙄

Kageyama:
Tanaka is being a perv again.

Tsukishima:
Pfffft

Tanaka:
Can it youngin' the grown ups are talking

Asahi:
So holy water it is then? 💧

Noya:
Bless us with them legs mama 🔥🔥

Sugawara:
NOYA

Daichi:
STOP IT! Y/N please forgive them...wear whatever makes you comfortable, especially this weekend.

Me:
Lmao, my legs are just like any other girls legs.

Tanaka:
But that booty doe

Noya:
Praise the booty 🙏

Tanaka:
Amen Amen 🙏

Sugawara:
I swear to fucking god... Daichi, handle the children.

Daichi:
TF? What do you want me to do about it?

Me:
I'm fucking dying over here 🤣😂

Tsukishima:
Oh so y'all thirsty thirsty?

Hinata:
What does that mean? Noya, Tanaka if you're thirsty just drink some water.

Me:
Oh you sweet cinnamon roll 😭

Kageyama:
Hinata he's talking about how they are acting towards Y/N now that she's a girl.

Me:
I've always been a girl....but yeah...Hinata bless your little innocence

Yamaguchi:
Tsukii said to check out the GC....and I'm disappointed. Y/N is our upperclassmen...woman?...

Tanaka:
I ain't say nothing bad

Noya:
Yeah! He just asked a question 🤷🏼‍♂️

Tsukishima:
Stop being gross FFS, leave her be.

Daichi:
Tsukishima is right. As odd as that is to say coming from him. You guys should be sleeping it's almost midnight.

Sugawara:
So make sure you're homework is done, you ate dinner, took your medicine and GOT A SHOWER!

Hinata:
Yes mom

Kageyama:
Fine

Tsukishima:
Whatever

Tanaka:
Sure thing mom

Noya:
Yeah yeah

Yamaguchi:
Already in bed

Me:
Wow so that's what it's like to be mom of the team lol

Noya:
You can be my mama 😎

Daichi:
NISHNOYA YU

Asahi:
I'm bringing so much holy water y'all need to sit in the bathroom

Tanaka:
All in favor of making Y/N the new mom of the team say Aye
Aye🖐️

Noya:
Aye 🖐️

Kageyama:
Aye 🖐️

Sugawara:
WHAT

Daichi:
You can't kick sugamama out like that

Me:
Nay 👎🏻 I can't be in charge of 10 big ass kids.

Tanaka:
But whose gonna kiss our boo boos? 😜

Me:
Sugawara seems pretty capable to kiss any and all boo boos that may occur.

Noya:
We want them lips mama 🥰

Asahi:
Jesus is our friend

Daichi:
The next person that replies to this GC tonight will run 100 laps around the gym, AND will be punished accordingly.

Me:
Is it a spanking? 💀

Daichi:
Y/N!

Noya:
Rebel ✊🏼

Tanaka:
Respect ✊🏼

Me:
Goodnight 😘