||Y/n's P.o.v||

Once break was over, Mr. Karasuma had really started buckling down on training. Currently our phys ed class consisted of parkour. We were playing a simple game of cops and robbers. Our class were the robbers and of course Mr. K and Koro Snesei were the cops. Mr. K was giving us a head start to get running, but it's not like I needed one. I eat parkour for breakfast, I used to do shit like this when I was running late for school all the time. And now with no backpack or the fear of being late for something, I was on top of my game. While I was running through the forest, I even was checking texts on my phone,

"You're such a show off, you freaking fox!" Karma teased as he ran beside me.

I quickly hopped over a fallen tree and returned a text. I looked over at him,

"Oh, I'm sorry, did you say something?" I joked back.

I slipped my phone back into my pocket and did a quick little turn vault over another fallen tree. This was all too fun!

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"Suguya, Professor Bitch! Out!" Ritsu exclaimed on my phone,

I looked down at my phone as caught my breath. I was tired of running and was currently hiding in the perfect spot. I decided to lay low until the game was done. Mr. K never said we couldn't Hide, so I was still in the right. I decided to play on my phone and just catch up on some anime. I put in my headphones, and got comfortable...in like five minutes I was asleep.

I was awoken to the sound of a loud whistle in my ear, "Time's up! Game's over!" Ritsu shouted. I was so startled awake, that I practically jumped out of my skin. When I jolted awake, my phone literally flew out of my hand, I tried to grab it and I was just managed to do so last minute,

"Hey that reminds me, where's Y/n, she usually eats this shit up."

I looked down and saw my other teamates who were all heaving on the ground. I was about to call out to them, when suddenly...the branch I was on snapped and I felt out of the tree I was hiding in,

"Owwch--" I said rubbing my head.

"Oh, there she is!" Karma exclaimed.

"Holy fucking shit Y/n!! You've been hiding out this whole time while we were running for our lives." Nagisa exclaimed.

"D--don't shout at me!!" I exclaimed on the verge of tears, "I don't like being yelled at Nagisa!!"

I started bawling like a little baby because the fall hurt and Nagisa yelling at me pushed me over the edge,

"You're such a little brat." Karma told me.

"Shut up!" I exclaimed through my tears.

Turns out everyone who was caught escaped, meaning our class won. Although I was a little bruised I had tons of fun and I hoped we would get to do more fun activities like that again.

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The next day when Koro Sensei came into the classroom, we all looked at Koro Sensei in disgust as we all were crowded around a certain magazine. We showed him all the articles about this underwear thief.

"This is totally you, isn't it?" Fuwa asked him.

"Honestly, we're disappointed."

I stomped my foot angrily as well,

"Yea, Koro Sensei, what gives?!?" I asked.

"How could you do such a thing?" Kataoka asked crossing her arms.

Koro Sensei looked up from the magazine, "N-no, wait! I don't know anything about this!" He exclaimed.

"So, what's you're alibi?" Hayami asked him.

"My alibi?" He repeated.

"Where were you late night on the day of this incident, and what were you doing?" She asked once more.

"What was I doing? I was moving from ten thousand to three thousand meters altitude, shaking a bag of seasoned fries."

"Like anyone can prove that!" Hiroto shouted.

"C'mon, that's enough." Isogai spoke up, "Koro Sensei may be full of the little desires of the flesh, but all he's really done so far is...read discarded dirty magazines, be bought off with swimsuit pics, stare intently at pin-ups during free period, send postcards saying 'Hand-bras are so blah! Let me do a tentacle-bra!'-" Isogai stoped himself and turned away from Koro Sensei, "Koro Sensei...just turn yourself in." He said.

"Not you too Isogai!" Koro Sensei exclaimed.

I looked at Isogai, then Koro Sensei,

"Yea...I was about to say...the evidence Isogai just presented doesn't really help your case..." I told him.

"How rude! I'm an innocent man!" He exclaimed flailing his arms around like one of those inflated air dancers.

If I wasn't so mad I would have laughed,

"If you don't believe me, come to the staff room!" He told us, "I've got just the thing to prove how rational I am."

We all were in the staff room as Koro Sensei searched through his drawer of questionable magazines,

"The pin-up collection in my desk!" He exclaimed tossing them all over, "I'll get rid of every last one off-"

He pulled out a purple laced bra from his drawer. Honestly i was taken a bit back, I wasn't expecting to see any damming evidence like that...We gasped,

"You're kidding me." Tersaka asked disappointed.

"Hey, check out the class roll book!" Okano said making her way through our class with the book in hand.

She opened up the book for us all to see,

"See the letters next to all the girls' names? He's done research into all our cup sizes!" Okano revealed.

Kayano tried to attack Koro Sensei with the book, shouting,

"Hey! Why am I the only one marked forever flat?!?" She demanded.

Hiroto pulled out another paper and held it out to him,

"And this here-- a list of the women in Kunugigaoka with at least an F-cup!" He exclaimed.

I quickly covered my own chest with my arms, feeling violated. I got chills and shivers,

"That's so messed up!" I exclaimed.

"Wait! I...that can't..." He tried to defended himself.

We all looked at him unamused and disappointed. Koro Sensei put a cooler on his desk,

"Oh, right! I was getting ready for an after school barbecue!" He exclaimed.

Once he opened it up he pulled out skewers with bras on them,

"See? Don't these skewers look tast--"

We all stared at him. The room was silent,

"This isn't good..." Sugino said.

"Unbelievable." Kataoka added.

"So filthy."

I felt myself on the verge of tears. This was wrong on so many levels. How could our beloved teacher be capable of such a cruel and disgusting thing??

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Throughout the school day I had lots of time to think about things, things like Koro Sensei. Once the final bell rung, Koro Sensei dismissed us for the day. Koro Sensie was the first to leave, meaning only our class was in the room. I picked at my nails, thinking some more. Karma beside me laughed and was playing with his bangs,

"We really put him through the wringer today, huh." He said, "Guess he couldn't stand the heat."

Karma looked at me and smirked,

"What do you think, Y/n" He asked eyeing me.

I glanced up at him before focusing back on my fingernails, I was trying to find the right words.

"But did he really do it? I mean, it's a serious crime." Nagisa asked.

I shook my head and finally spoke up,

"There's no way Koro Sensei would do this...and leave all the evidence hanging around that is..." I said.

"Compared to blowing up the earth, it's down right adorable." Karma said, "Y/n's right...If I were a Mach-20 underwear thief, I sure wouldn't leave such shoddy evidence behind." Karma said tossing Nagisa a basketball with a bra on it.

"A ball from the equipment shed." He added, "He'd have to know that if he did this, eh'd be dead to us as a teacher. For that teaching-mad monster, I'd think loosing our trust with this nonsense is right up there with getting assassinated in the terms of things he wanted to avoid."

"Yeah...I'd have to agree." Nagisa told him.

"But then...who?" Kayano asked getting up from her seat.

"An impostor." Fuwa spoke up, "that color, his laugh...make no mistake: It's a fake Sensei! The old hero movie bad guy trope in action!" She exclaimed.

Fuwa stood up from her seat and started on her rant,

"So the culprit is someone deeply familiar with Koro Sensei. Ritsu! Look for clues with me!"

"Sure!" She said.

Karma got up out of his seat as well, "Something along those lines anyway. I don't know why they'd do something like this, but if this rumor rides our bountied buddy out of town, we'll lose everything." He pointed out, "let's beat this criminal silly and put that octopus in our debt."

We all agreed.

That night some of us began out search for this imposter. We hopped over a well and hid behind a parked car. Fuwa giggled,

"The great detective has arrived, practically grown up in body and mind!" She exclaimed quietly.

"All we're doing is using parkour to trespass." Nagisa pointed out.

When I heard his voice i quickly realized how close I was to him and tried to move away from him, but there was not really any place for me to go without being caught.

"Hey, Fuwa, how do you know the culprits gonna strike here next?" Terasaka asked.

"This is a camp facility for certain pro entertainers." She told him, "A big busted idol group has been here for two weeks practicing their latest dance routines."

Fuwa held up her phone to reveal Ritsu on the other end,

"Yes, and based on the suspects disposition, there's a pp.78 probability the place is in his sights." She said.

"And tomorrow's the last day of camp! No way will out man let these top -notch trophies get away." Fuwa added.

I beamed at how much information the pair had gathered. We all hid and waited for something to happen. On the other side of where we were someone was in the bushes. It was Koro Sensei,

"Is he after the real thief, too?" Nagisa asked.

"Sure looks like a thief in that getup." Terasaka commented.

"Look! He's so mad at the actual culprit, he's looking at the underwear and getting all worked up!" Fuwa added.

"I just can't see him as anything, but the bad guy!" Terasaka said.

"Hey, over there..." Karma said, getting out attention.

Someone scurried over behind some trees,

"Someone's here!" Kayano whispered.

"A big guy with a yellow head!" Nagisa pointed out.

"I knew it!" Fuwa said.

We all watched as the guy started stealing underwear of the clothing racks,

"The way he carries himself--he's no ordinary guy!" Terasaka explained.

"So what should we do now? Engage?" I asked

The guy was running away with the stuff already,

"He's getting away!" Kayano exclaimed.

Luckily he didn't get far, Koro Sensei got on top of the guy, "Gotcha!" he said. Koro Sensie wasn't very happy,

"You disguised yourself as me and did things I only wish I could have done! I'll strip you naked and take care of you stem from stern!" He exclaimed at the struggling guy.

He started moving the guy into the bushes little by little and we all peaked out from behind our hiding spot,

"This may be even worse than being a bra thief." Nagisa commented.

"The reports got his laugh exactly right." Karma added.

"S--should we stop him?" I asked

"Nah." Karma said.

Koro Sensei struggled to rip the guys helmet off, but when he did...

"I-isn't that..." Kayano began

"Mr. K's underling?" I said cocking my head to the side.

"You--" Koro Sensei said to the guy, "But why would--"

Suddenly this box came up from the ground and trapped Koro Sensei inside. Out came another familiar figure,

"I negotiated with the government to borrow one of Mr. Karasuma's men. He lured you right into this pen of anti-Sensei sheets."

The underling crawled out from under the tarp,

"It's what your students did on that southern island. Youngsters have such limber minds. First confine then strike." The guy said, "Now then, Koro Sensei, let your final death match begin."

He snapped and out popped someone else, the jumped inside of the box with ease.

"Koro Sensei. Compared to me, you are...weak."

Oh no...not them again...

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Isn't it crazy how I can milk three chapters out of one episode?? Welp, see you next weekend!