||Chapter 33!!||
||Y/n's P.o.v||
As the sun was setting, we were all standing around Koro Sensei, looking at him dumbfounded. Koro Sensei was literally brown, and I wasn't exactly sure how to react to it. Koro Sensei yawned, or groaned? I don't know what the noise he made, Koro Sensei is always making weird noises,
"Phew! What fun that was!" Koro Sensei said, "No wonder I'm so tan."
"That's beyond tan!" We all said at the same time.
"Even your teeth are tan." Kimura told him.
I nodded my head in agreement,
"Yea umm...that's definitely not normal..." I add.
"So much for picking up on your expressions." Okano said
"All right, Koro Sensei, after dinner comes the assassination!" Sugino cut it.
"Yes, yess. First, the shipboard restaurant!" Koro Sensei said getting up out of his chair.
"Hasn't that octopus had enough fun for a day?" Yoshida said to himheld.
'Maybe Koro Sensei wants to have as much fun as he can before we kill him...' I thought.
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"Here we are, at the shipboard restaurant we've rented out. Let's slowly savor out meal as we take the night sea." Sugino said, holding a glass on a tray in front of Koro Sensei.
"I get it...first you'll get me good and seasick to weaken my capabilities, eh?" Koro Sensei asked.
"Of course, that's assassination 101." Sugino said.
My stomach growled and so I clutched it tightly,
"Blah blah blah....when can we start eating..." I murmured quietly.
Karma elbowed me in the arm harshly,
"Ow!"
"Shut up this isn't about you." He told me.
I looked at him in disbelif, "Huh?!?!?!?"
"I can molt, and in so doing, shed this dark skin!" Koro Sensei said catching my attention.
I was horrified upon seeing Koro Sensei shedding his skin. How dumb and gullibale could our teacher be?!?!?
"There! Back to normal." He said happily, now back to his yellow tone.
"K-k-k-koro Sensei!!!" I stammered in disbelief.
"That's your one-montly molt!" Fuwa said from behind him.
"Just another of its uses." He said holding it up.
I got a bit angry, as I could not believe how simple our teacher was being,
"Koro Sensei!!!!! You're making it way to easy for us to kill you!! Do you have a death wish or something!?!?!?!?" I asked.
"Don't worry Y/n. I tend to save it for particularly stick situations, but--"
Finally it clicked into Koro Sensei thick skull and he shrieked like a little girl in relazation of his stupid mistake. I huffed and crossed my arms, 'why is he so dense??' I though angrily.
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After dinner we took Koro Sensei to this floating chapel a way from the hotel. Some of us were standing around inside, I was one of those people,
"Take a seat, Koro Sensei." Okajima said.
"There's nowhere for you to run." Sugino told him
"This'll be a fun assassination." Mimura said holding the remote to the tv.
"We'll start with a movie." Okajima told Koro Sensei, leaning on the tv.
I got chills. I wasn't looking forward to have to bear Koro Sensei's second hand embarrassment.
"You're intelligence, inventiveness, and you earnest efforts..." Koro Sensei began, "That's what I most look forward to. I expect a no-holds-barred assassination!" He said.
I shuddered, 'oh boy...you ask and you shall receive...' I said in my mind.
{Quick Intermission}
"Are you ready?" Koro Sensei asked sitting on a bench in the chapel, "Come right at me!"
Even though the atmosphere was kind of tense, everyone inside was super pumped. Me included, I couldn't wait to Kill Koro Sensei then Confess to Nagisa.
"Here we go, Koro Sensei." Okajima said, hitting the lights.
The video started and the embarrassment of out teacher began as well. I was sitting in a pew, next to Nagisa, watching as Koro Sensei shrieked in embarrassment. I laughed a bit and so did some of my other classmates. While I was giggling away, Nagisa leaned over to my ear and whispered,
"You're...very pretty when you laugh..." I heard him say.
My face heated up and I turned to face him. He was now looking back at the screen, as if nothing had happened. I stared at him for a moment, hoping he'd say or do anything, but he didn't. I peeled my eyes away from him and they trailed down to his hand. I stared at it intently, 'Should I?????' I thought. I quickly shook my head, 'No no no, Y/n, Stick to the plan!! Right now I need to be worrying about killing Koro Sensei, not holding Nagisa's hand!!!' I looked back at the screen. As much as I wanted to hold Nagisa's hand and see what happens, Koro Sensei's assassination was unfortunately more important...
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After an hour long video of embarrassing Koro Sensei, I heard Isogi shout the signal, and so the assassination officially began. I heard gun shots and then the chapel's walls and roof were removed by our speed boaters. Next came the hydroboard, which I was a part of of course,
"Koro Sensei doesn't do well with sudden changes in his environment."
"From the chapel to a cage of water!"
"It'll confuse his weakened tentacles and lower his reaction speed even further!"
The lucky Koro Sensei shooters ran around Koro Sensei as Ritsu emerged from the water,
"Commencing volley." she began, displaying her weapons, "Taking aim. The area around Koro Sensei: 1 meter in total."
The shooters opened firing around our teacher. Isogi, who was on the ground, said,
"Koro Sensei is highly tuned to attacks that make contact. But we're actually not going to aim at him!"
"You'll block his escape path with a hail of bullets!" I cheered.
"And that's not all...the final blow goes to those two!" Rio commented, referring to our snipers in the water.
"Game over!" Ritsu said happily.
Two shots rang out from the snipers, then an explosion...
Everyone was blasted into the water, including myself. I inhaled water in surprise, but quickly shut my mouth and swam back upwards. Once my head re-emerged I started coughing up the water. I looked over at the place where Koro Sensei once was and couldn't help but beam as I was coughing. 'Did we- We did it??!!' I exclaimed in my head. I leaned back and started floating on my back.
"Stay Alert!" I heard Mr. Karasuma say from far away, "He can regenerate!"
That's when I remembered, we were still in mission mode and I quickly got back on alert mode. Suddenly something in the water started bubbling. Everyone who had guns, had their guns fixated on the splotch. Then emerged...tiny Koro Sensei in a bubble? I looked at him dumbfounded,
"Koro...Sensei...?" I asked unsure.
Koro Sensei did his little laughed and I jumped a bit in surprise,
"My trump card of all trump cards: my perfect defense form!"
'Perfect defense form?!' I repeated in my head. I was very confused.
"The exterior is crystallized high-density condensed energy." He said, " The energy left over upon shrinking my body down hardens in a shell around it." He explained.
I cocked my head to the side, "Huh??" I questioned.
"In this form, I'm absolutely invincible." He finished.
"No...So if you always stay in that form, we can never kill you!" Yada said.
I looked down at the water, 'Oh no...' I thought. Koro Sensei had more to say though,
"If only that were the case. This energy crystal will decay in about a day. And the moment it does, my body will re-inflate, absorbing energy and returning to it's usual form. On the other hand, for the approximately one day until this crystal decays, I can't move an inch."
I huffed angrily and crossed my arms, as I listened on to Koro Sensei's explanation,
"This begins with it certain risks. What I'm most afraid of is being placed into a high-speed rocket during the that time and discarded in the far reaches of outer space...But I've thoroughly studied that eventuality. Nowhere in the world is there a rocket capable of making that flight within 24 hours."
I stared at him. Not sure what to say. Koro Sensei did it again...he beat us...We put our hearts and souls into his assassination attempt, and it was all in vain. I felt myself beginning to tear up and just like that, my salty tears were colliding with the ocean. 'Damn it...What do we do now??' I couldn't help but wonder. I heard some movements in the water and quickly wiped my eyes and looked up. Terasaka saw over to Koro Sensei and picked him up,
"Invincible, my ass. Somethin' like this has gotta be breakable somehow!" He said.
Terasaka tried hitting Koro Sensei with a wrench to break his dome, but...it didn't work,
"It's no use. Even a nuclear bomb wouldn't leave a scratch."
"Oh, I get it. No weaknesses means we're out of options." I heard Karma say from behind me.
I turned around and there he was,
"Karma!" I exclaimed in surprise.
Terasaka tossed Orb Koro Sensei to Karma, which he caught. He held up his phone to Koro Sensei and he freaked out. I tilted my head to see, and of course...Karma was torturing Koro Sensei with images of him reading porn.
"No! Stop! I an't cover my face without any hands!" he said.
"Sorry, sorry! Then I'll just..." Karma trailed off.
Karma let go of his phone since it was being held up by a rock, and he picked something up. It was a slug, and placed it on Orb Koro Sensei!!
"...Stick this sea slug on you!" Karma continued.
Koro Sensei shrieked and I stifled a laugh.
"Someone go find me a filthy old guy so I can jam this thing down his shorts!" Karma called out to us.
"No! Help!" Koro Sensei exclaimed.
I laughed more, not able to hold it in any longer. Damn that redhead! He's always making me feel better when I'm self loathing!!! I know he doesn't do it just for me, but still...He knows how to lighten a mood just right. I beamed as I laughed more. Mr. Karasuma came up behind Karma and took Orb Koro Sensei from Karma,
"We'll disperse for now, students. The top brass and I will discuss how to deal with this one." He said.
He put Koro Sensei in a clear plastic bag. Koro Sensei did his little laugh that he always does,
"Going to throw me in a pool of anti-me material?" He asked, "It won't work. A portion of my energy would explode; like before, the blast would send everything nearby flying."
I shuddered, and started to feel like shit. Was there really no way to Kill Koro Sensei?
"But you should be proud." I heard Koro Sensei said.
I grimaced, as I could not bare to look at him due to my shame.
"Even the armies of the world couldn't get this far with me. It all comes down to the magnificence of your plan."
What he said, didn't make me feel any better, and it didn't make any of my classmates feel any better either. Even Koro Sensei's usual praise for our attempt didn't raise our moods. How could it? We gave it our all and still lost...
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