BLOOPERS

Q: Will there be bloopies?

A: YES OMG I ALMOST FORGOT TO MAKE THEM

one-shot # blooper

2 "A-Asahi-san," Noya stammers, upon running over to his tall friend. "G-Good afternoon!" Noya, who woke up earlier than normal, failed to realize that it was still morning.

4 Fragments of Asahi are scattered across the ground.

"It's all my fault" Nishinoya wails, all the while running over and picking up a handful of glass shards. It is painful because the glass digs into his hand.

"Noya, it's okay! I didn't break! What you broke was a vase!" Asahi shouts, desperately trying to comfort his crying friend. "It was a vase... Why was there a vase in the gym?"

6 'I know this is random,' Asahi signs, ' But how do you get your hair to be so spiky?'

'One word,' Noya signs back, 'spit'.

8 Dear Asahi,

Your man bun is the best man bun I've ever seen.

No, that won't do... It makes him sound like he only likes Asahi's hair. Noya crumples up the paper, and throws it towards the trash can. He misses by a few inches. Shrugging it off, he grabs a new piece of paper and tries again.

Dear Asahi,

You have really big muscles and a nice smile and nice hair and a good personality and DATE ME!!!!

Pure poetry.

10 "Nishinoya! Are you awake?" Ever so gently, Asahi shakes his small body... His small frame that is fragile... The small frame that is actually a chair. "What the-"

Author centered bloopers:

Nishyia? Nishonay (what is this)?? Nishiya! Nishoya? NISHINOYA GDI YOUR NAME I SWEAR

Noya, Noya, Ni~ (CURSE YOU LOVE LIVE)

Do I capitalize this? Hmmm.... I'm just going to do it. YOLO

I bet hugs from Asahi are great.

I want a hug from Asahi.

ASAHI PLSSSS

MY LOVEEEEEEEE I WANNA BE YOUR MAN, YOUR LOVER AND YOUR FRIEND~

I need to stop singing and focus.

I WANNA LOVE YOU TRUEEEEEEEEE

I'm probably getting these lyrics wrong.

I WANNA BE THE ONE YOU COME HOME TOO