Speech 100

"You wanted to organize an event, event?" Jevil asked, standing beside Seam and gazing up at the tall slimy thing that was Rouxls.

"Indeed, though I doubt thy has any experience in doing a thing as simple as organization." Rouxls remarked. Jevil gawked. Seam snorted.

"It's true." the magician purred.

"Now, it's about nay high to stopeth thy tomfoolery-"

"Gazuntite." Jevil said blankly, looking like half of that went right over his head.

"I did not sneezeth, stink bug." Rouxls then went on to explain the event. "It shall be thy prince's birthday soon and thy king as requested we start practicing said act soon and get planning for something, dare I say, original."

Now Seam looked offended. Jevil still looked lost. "...are you calling our work unoriginal?" Seam asked slowly. Jevil looked mortified. Rouxls looked him dead in the eyes.

"Sometimes, thou's work is rather repetitive."

"OH, SAYS YOU!!" Jevil shouted, startling them both. "Nobody likes your stupid, stupid puzzles! They're easy, easy!"

"Lies, you fool!" Rouxls said tartly. "Thoust prince adores thy crafts!"

"He's a kid, kid!"

"As are you, foul worm!"

Seam sighed when the two got into a heated argument over puzzles, Jevil's age, Jevil's stutter, and how Rouxls spoke.

"Seam!" they both shouted. The cat stared at them, startled. "Settle this minor disagreement!" Rouxls hissed. "Thy has common sense!"

"....okay."

"Does thou think I speaketh strangely?"

Seam paused for a moment, stalling for a few seconds by smoothing out his robe. Jevil started to grin.

"....yes."

"EXCUSETH THY WORM-?!"


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