WE'RE DATING!!!! Also, DRUGS!

A/N: Okie, so, this takes place after a month or two of these two beautiful girls dating. Also, I'M SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING THIS IN SOOOOOO LONG!!! I'VE HAD IDEAS FOR THIS CHATFIC I JUST HAVEN'T REALLY GOTTEN AROUND TO IT TILL NOW!!! Also, uh, warning, there is referenced use of LSD. So, I hope you enjoy this chapter my Hell Beauties, and let's get on with it!

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Sc3n3 K1d: Ibuki and Mikan has something to tell you all!

PastelNurse: A-And it's v-v-very important to the b-both of us.

Sc3n3 K1d: WE'RE DATING!!! Also, DRUGS!

PastelNurse: w-wWAIT WHAT!?

Orange Juice: Congradgulations! Also, I agree with Mikan, WHAT!?

Sc3n3 K1d: Ibuki wanted to do a double surprise! One planned with her wonderful girlfriend, and the other surprise planed with her amazing best friend!

SodaPopButNotHot: DRUGS!!!! Or, well, LSD!

Orange Juice: W H A T.

ExplosiveBagels: Congradulations to all of you! I'm happy that you and Mikan are finally together, and I'm happy that you and Souda were able to try something new.

Orange juice: Nagito, DON'T ENCOURAGE DRUGS.

ExplosiveBagels: Why not?

OrangeJuice: Because they're bad.

ExplosiveBagels: Hajime, if they want to see the sky drip and swirl, who am I to stop them?

OrangeJuice: I-

OrangeJuice: You got me there.

PastelNurse: H-How did you t-two even g-g-get your hands on L-LSD?

SodaPopButNotHot: By accident.

Sc3n3K1d: Souda and Ibuki thought they were sitckers.

PastelNurse: I-I mean, if you d-don't mind m-me asking, where did y-you get them?

OrangeJuice: And more importantly, WHY WOULD YOU PUT STICKERS IN YOUR MOUTH!?!?!

SodaPopButNotHot: Hagekure gave us the LSD. And to answer your question Hajime, we were bored, like, Izuru Kamakura levels of bored.

ExplosiveBagels: Wow, you two really were bored then.

Sc3n3K1d: Yep! Bored out of our MINDS!!!! So, Ibuki suggested that we taste test the stickers Hagekure~Chan gave us. You know, just for fun! :D

SodaPopButNotHot: And we both knew that he's a stoner, BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT HE SOLD ACID!!!!

Sc3n3K1d: So Ibuki and Souda~Kun didn't expect anything weird to happen.

OrangeJuice: I swear sometimes, ya'll are higher than Hagekure.

SodaPopButNotHot: ShHhHhHhH!!!!! Let us continue with the story.

SodaPopButNotHot: So while we were taste testing the stickers, things started to go weird.

Sc3n3K1d: Ibuki started to feel really strange and giggly, and the celling became swirls of bright neon colors and pattrens. Ibuki tried to get up and run around, but she ended up falling down on her butt and giggling again.

SodaPopButNotHot: Same thing here. Except I was able to walk around for awhile. I felt like a became everything, or, at least one with everything. My thoughts became strings of words that made no sense at all and I felt like I could taste music. Then, in the morning, we woke up, the place was a mess, and I could feel my eyes.

PastelNurse: I-I DON'T THINK TH-THAT'S HEALTHY!!!!

OrangeJuice: I AGREE WITH MIKAN!!!

ExplosiveBagels: So that's what I heard a few nights ago...

OrangeJuice: Wait, you heard WHAT a few nights ago!?

ExplosiveBagels: I heard Kazuichi screech-singing Garbage Truck by Sex Bob-Omb. I also heard crashing noises. And a lot of yelling nonsense. Complete nonsense. I couldn't understand it at all.

OrangeJuice: How did I not hear that...?

ExplosiveBagels: You were out cold Love. That was the day you, Naegi, Ishimaru, and Toko were planning a book fair when school got back into session.

OrangeJuice: Ah, right. Man was that a busy day. I guess your luck rubbed off on me. I'm kinda glad I didn't need to hear that...

SodaPopButNotHot: Hey! I bet my screech-singing wasn't THAT bad!

ExplosiveBagels: Sorry to disspoint Kazuichi, but it was bad. Very bad. 

ExplosiveBagels: But don't be discourged and give up hope! You were on drugs so of course it wouldn't be very good.

Sc3n3K1d: Ibuki agrees with Nagito! Ibuki bets it would sound A M A Z I N G if Souda~Chan wasn't tripping balls!

SodaPopButNotHot:Eh, maybe.

PastelNurse: U-Uhm, Ibuki, are y-you and Souda at the s-same place right n-now?

Sc3n3K1d: Yup! Why does Mikan ask?

PastelNurse: If it's n-not to much to a-ask, m-may I come over to ch-check on you two? 

PastelNurse: I w-want to make sure b-both of you are o-okay.

Sc3n3K1d: Of course! That's very responsible and sweet for Mikan to do!

SodaPopButNotHot: Why not? :)

PastelNurse: O-Okay! Um, but w-where are you two? I sh-should've asked that before, I-I'm s-s-orry!

SodaPopButNotHot: It's fine. Ibuki and I are at my apartment.

PastelNurse: O-Okay! I'll be there s-soon! I promise!

OrangeJuice: Hey, if you don't mind me asking, how did you and Ibuki get together?

Sc3n3K1d: Oo! Oo! Ibuki will explain since Mikan is driving and texting while driving isn't safe!

OrangeJuice: So drugs are safe but texting while driving isn't? 

Sc3n3K1d: Neither are safe! Ibuki just think that texting while driving is more dangerous! :D :P

OrangeJuice: I want you to know that I'm face palming right now.

Sc3n3K1d: Anyhoo! Ibuki asked Mikan out over text, (even though Ibuki wanted to do it in person. Ibuki just took the chance that she got), and Mikan said yes!

Sc3n3K1d: Ibuki and Mikan then went to the diner and Titty Typhoon a few days later! Ibuki and Mikan drank milkshakes and ate fries that TeruTeru made at the diner! We also played different sitting downs games at the diner.

Sc3n3K1d: After Ibuki and Mikan were done eating at the diner, we went to Titty Typhoon and got drinks! But there was this really creepy guy that kept hitting on Mikan even though she told him to stop! He was so rude! >:(  Ibuki told him that Mikan was on a date with her and that he should leave her alone, but he wouldn't listen. 

Sc3n3K1d: But then Tsumugi saved the day and told the guy harrassing Mikan to go away or she would call the cops! So the guy went, he's face all ugly and red. But he didn't stop our fun! Ibuki and Mikan danced and laughed the night away! Mikan even got the courage to get up and sing in front of everybody, and she sounded like an angel! :DDDD After that, Ibuki and Mikan had their first kiss together in Ibuki's car and fell asleep. We didn't drive while intoxicated because we're smart!!! 

OrangeJuice: That's really cute! Sorry about that guy, he sounds like a butt.

ExplosiveBagels: That first date story was so hopeful! How cute and romantic of you two! (3

BabyGangsta: Just logged on, what's happening?

OrangeJuice: Scroll up.

BabyGangsta: Congrats Ibuki and Mikan! Glad you to finally fucking asked each other out. It was getting kinda fucking unbearble to watch you two make goo-goo eyes at each other non-stop.

Sc3n3K1d: Ibuki could say the same thing about you and Peko Fuyuhiko! (3 :P

BabyGangsta: H-Hey! I asked Peko out way before you asked Mikan out! You don't got the right to tease me on it!

OrangeJuice: Fuyu, you know you're one of my very best bros, and I absolutely adore you, but I can see your Tsundere Blush tm through the screen.

BabyGangsta: SH-SHDAUPP!!! LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK HAJIME!!!

ExplosiveBagels: He has a point Haji. You have a Tsundere Blush tm as well.

OrangeJuice: NO I DON'T!!!

ExplosiveBagels: Yes you do! 

Sc3n3K1d: Ibuki can break this tie. You totally do!

OrangeJuice: >:( :P

ExplosiveBagels: Awww, how cute!

Sc3n3K1d: LOL!

BabyGangsta: Hah! See! You have a Tsundere Blush tm like me so you can't fucking say a word!

OrangeJuice: @BabyGangsta Oh shush. 

PastelNurse: I-I'm here!

Sc3n3K1d: Yay! Mikan's here! Hold up, let Ibuki get the door!

SodaPopButNotHot: Ibuki's a gentlemen.

ExplosiveBagels: SHSL Gentlemen.

OrangeJuice: Ultimate Gentlemen.

Sc3n3K1d: Yay! Ibuki's a gentlemen!

BabyGangsta: Lol, Gonta could never.

OrangeJuice: I can just HEAR Maki saying "Do you want to die?" Just because you said that

SodaPopButNotHot: Fuyu's dead. Fuyu's so dead.

BabyGangsta: I'm not fucking scared of her! Sure, she may be the Ultimate Assassin, but I'M the goddamn mafia! 1,000 of my men and women vs Maki Harukawa, take a good fucking guess on who would win!

ExplosiveBagels: Taking bets now!

SodaPopButNotHot: Sorry Fuyu, I'm going with Maki.

OrangeJuice: I'm going with Fuyu. He IS the mafia! No way one assassin could take down the whole mafia! No matter how good of a killer they are!

Sc3n3K1d: Ibuki thinks Fuyuhiko~Kun would win!

PastelNurse: I-I think Maki would w-win. P-P-Please don't hate me Fuyu! I-It's just... I've seen her p-practice. She's r-really good...

BabyGangsta: Come on Nagito! Help me out here!

ExplosiveBagels: Well, if it will give you hope. My luck is on Fuyuhiko's side.

BabyGangsta: WOOOOO!!!!!

SodaPopButNotHot: Ugh, come man!

OrangeJuice: Hey, Mikan, how do Ibuki and Soda look? Do they seem all right?

PastelNurse: Th-They seem fine! Other then a few b-bumps and scratches, they're p-perfectly fine! (3

OrangeJuice: That's good to know. :)

Sc3n3K1d: We took photos! Do you want to see them?

OrangeJuice: Sure!

BabyGangsta: Why not?

ExplosiveBagels: Of course! :)

Sc3n3K1d:

Sc3n3K1d:

Sc3n3K1d:

OrangeJuice: You all seem happy. :)

Sc3n3K1d: Ibuki can't speak for the others, but Ibuki is very happy!

PastelNurse: I-I'm happy as well!

SodaPopButNotHot: Seeing you two being overly adorable made me happy.

PastelNurse: A-Adorable!?

Sc3n3K1d: Awww, Thank you Souda~Chan! (3

SodaPopButNotHot: You're welcome! But, like, honestly, LOOK AT THEM!!!

SodaPopButNotHot:

SodaPopButNotHot:

SodaPopButNotHot:

SodaPopButNotHot: LOOK AT THEM!!!! SO CUTE!!! IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THAT CUTE!!!

OrangeJuice: That is really cute.

BabyGangsta: NGL, that's fucking adorable.

ExplosiveBagels: Ah, what a beautiful relationship!

PastelNurse: FviysqiubUOuvdeaob OBSDVWIYHVSvhvebovb awbUbsodc

Sc3n3K1d: Eep! There goes Mikan! Ibuki is going to help her girlfriend! Bye!

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Hello Hell Beauties! I'm sorry if I didn't get the LSD part right, I tried my best though and I did research so I didn't just put what I THOUGHT LSD might be like, so hopefully that helps. Once again, I'm SO SORRY for that updating this fic in so long! I'll try to be better about that! But, hey, if you don't want to wait around for me to update this one, read my other chatfics! I also really need to update my DR1 chatfic... oops! Eh, oh well. I hope you have a wonderful day my Hell Beauties and thank you for reading this! :D

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