Sc3n3 K1d: So Ibuki and Fuyu have been talking,

Sc3n3 K1d: And we've come up with a conspiracy theory on Souda Kazuichi.

SodaPopButNotHot: OoOoOoOoOoO! One on me? I WANNA HEAR IT!

Hamster~Chan: I'd like to hear it as well.

BabyGangsta: So, me and Ibuki were chatting, aye? And I asked 'Hey, why do you think Souda is named "Souda"?'

BabyGangsta: And she went off into this creepy as fuck thought spiral. Like, this was the first and probably last time I'll ever this motherfucker be quiet. And then she spat out all this crazy shit.

BabyGangsta: Like, she spat this shit out so fast I don't even know how I was able to understand this crazy bitch. Ibuki was comin' up with all these theories and stuff and they all seemed realalstic.

Sc3n3 K1d: So are question...

BabyGangsta: For you...

Sc3n3 K1d: Is does you jizz fizz like actual soda when you cum?

BabyGangsta: Or are you related to cola? Not the company but the actual fucking drink.

Hamster~Chan: As the young mortals of this generation say, WTF!?

SodaPopButNotHot: No, no, no, no, no, they have some valid questions. 

SodaPopButNotHot: 1. No I my jizz doesn't fizz.
                                            2. I wish I was related to such a tasty drink.

SodaPopButNotHot: My parents are just dumb.

Orange Juice: Of course I open my phone to see this.

Orange Juice: I agree with Gundham. WTF!?

Hamster~Chan: At least one of you foolish mortals has kept some of their sanity.

ExplosiveBagels: Semen fizzing out of you doesn't sound comfortable. It's bubbling inside you then it squirts out. Like, ouch! That's carbonated! It would hurt a lot.

Orange Juice: NAGITO NOT YOU TOO!

ExplosiveBagels: ?

ExplosiveBagels: I don't understand what you mean by "NOT YOU TOO!" my love. I was just making a comment.

Orange Juice: CAN YA'LL STOP MAKING COMMENTS/THEORIES ON MY BFF'S CUM FIZZING LIKE WET POP ROCKS!? LIKE, THAT IS NOT A PRETTY IMAGE. AT ALL!

Sc3n3 K1d: White Pop Rocks....

Orange Juice: NO

Orange Juice: STOP IT.

Orange Juice: YA NASTY!

SodaPopButNotHot: Speaking of Pop Rocks did you know you can get high off of Pixie Sticks!

PastelNurse: Oh G-God! You c-c-can! I sh-shouldn't be e-eating those th-then.

Sc3n3 K1d: Don't worry about it Mikan! Ibuki heard you can only get high off of it if you snort it!

PastelNurse: O-Oh! That't g-good to know. Th-Thank y-you.

Hamster~Chan: I will take it as my dark duty to steer this cursed conversation in a different direction.

Hamster~Chan: The Pink Haired One, as you humans call it, "snuggles" objects when tired.

Hamster~Chan: The She-Cat, The Sharped Tooth One, and I were viewing a film filled with murder and specters. Souda started to fall into a deep slumber and started to, ahem, "cuddle" with a coach cushion.

SodaPopButNotHot: BROOOOOO! DON'T CALL ME OUT ON THAT SHIIIT! 

Sc3n3 K1d: Awwww, that's really cute!

PastelNurse: No n-need to be em-embarrassed by t-that Kazu! C-Cushions are com-comfy and n-nice to sleep o-on.

SodaPopButNotHot: MmMmMm. BLEH. mehemehmehmehmehmeh.

Orange Juice: LOL.

ExplosiveBagels: Now all I can think about is sleeping on a giant teddy bear while watching a scary movie.

BabyGangsta: I'm not gonna lie... that sounds pretty fucking comfy.

ExplosiveBagels: IKR? :)

SodaPopButNotHot: YA KNOW WHAT! IMA CALL YOU OUT MR. OVERLORD OF ICE!

SodaPopButNotHot: THIS DUDE WATCHES MY LITTLE PONY! AND CRIED WHEN HE SERIES ENDED!

Hamster~Chan: Kazuichi, why would such a secret spill from your tongue. FOR YOU KNOW THAT YOU SOBBED TEARS OF SORROW WITH ME WHEN THE SERIES ENDED AS WELL. YOU ARE JUST AS GUILTY AS I AM MORTAL!

SodaPopButNotHot: GASP!

SodaPopButNotHot: Looks like I have to amp up my game, huh.

Hamster~Chan: It seems so, Pink Haired One, for you want to play a filthy game of betrayal.

ExplosiveBagels: A filthy game of betrayal? So, you two are playing Truth or Dare?

SodaPopButNotHot: ...

Hamster~Chan: ...

SodaPopButNotHot: Um, kind've? Minus the Dare and a whole lot more of the Truth part.

ExplosiveBagels: Ah, I see. Go on and play then. I'm interested to see how this game goes.

Hamster~Chan: I assume you go next Kazuichi? Since I tattled about your dark sins.

SodaPopButNotHot: Yup!

SodaPopButNotHot: Gundham once got suuuuuper high and started to meow and purr like a kitten.

FOOD: LOL

Orange Juice: Wait. GUNDHAM SMOKES!?

Hamster~Chan: I ONLY PARTOOK IN SMOKING THE DEVIL'S TREASURED PLANT ONCE!!! NEVER AGAIN.

Hamster~Chan: I caught The Pink Haired One pleasuring himself. Which, granted, was is already a greatly embarrassing sight to encounter. But I found out that Souda Kazuichi, Tamer of Automatons, has what you humans call, a "Daddy Kink".

Orange Juice: TMI TMI TMI! ARE YOU PEOPLE NOT ABLE TO STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BEST FRIEND BEATING HIS MEAT!?

Sc3n3 K1d: It's the topic of the day apparently.

BabyGangsta: You tried to escape it once Hajime, don't try again.

SodaPopButNotHot: W-WAIT! H-HOLD UP YOU S-SAW THAT?!

Hamster~Chan: To put it simply, yes.

SodaPopButNotHot: OHOHOHO! I'M GOING ALL OUT ON THIS ONE!

SodaPopButNotHot: THIS BITCH, WHILE HIGH, JUST STARTED MASTUR-BLAZIN IN FRONT OF ME! GUESS WHAT THIS BITCH WAS MOANING. GUESS YOU HOARS!

FOOD: Pet Play shit?

SodaPopButNotHot: YOU GOT ONE PART RIGHT SO IMA GIVE IT TO YA! THIS BITCH LIKE'S PET PLAY, OVER STIMULATION, AND HAS A MASTER/DADDY KINK LIKE ME SO IDK WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKIN ABOUT TANAKA! (p.s. this bitch also seems like a mega top from the things I heard.)

Hamster~Chan: THA- THA- THA- THA- THAT

Hamster~Chan: WAS ABSOLUTELY AND UT-UTTERLY UN F-FAIR!

SodaPopButNotHot: HOW DOES IT FEEL HAMSTER~CHAN?! Or should I say, Daddy~

Hamster~Chan: I AM LEVING THIS CURSED CHAT ROOM! GOOD BYE!

PastelNurse: M-Mastur-blazin?

(Hamster~Chan has left the chat)

Orange Juice: Welp, i'm scarred for life.

ExplosiveBagels: That was definitely un expected. 

CookingUpHentai: WELL SHIT. I JUST READ THE WHOLE CONVERSATION AND NOW I HAVE A MASSIVE BONER.

Orange Juice: TERU TERU, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!? NOPE. I'M GONE. LEAVING. BYE!

(Orange Juice has left the chat)

WHY DID I WRITE THIIIS!? Eh, I made this shit at three in the fucking morning so I think this is an accurate depiction of what I look like while high off of no sleep. Also, yes, the Souda fizz jizz thing was inspired by a comment I saw on one certain one shot book made by CrazyNeko if I remember correctly. Hope you liked this crazy shit my Hell Beauties, and have a wonderful day!

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