Hello again from Lainie and Janie, your roving reporters at Scrubber-Town. Today's profile Is one of our favourite people, Dr. Wun Sun. Dr. Wun is a G.P extraordinaire and the poster-boy for Chinese Medicine.   We have such a massive crush on him and we've decided we just luv,luv, luv all things Chinese. ( sigh)  He's one of Dr. Una's   work-partners. As well as the usual G.P. stuff, he practices Iridology and naturopathy. ( we have no idea what those are).  We're told he has lots of little sample bottles of Chinese medicine , opium-based, but we're not sure. Pay him a visit and find out. He has a waiting list a kilometer long, so good-luck ! All the women at Scrubber-Town are in love with him, and the Spite-Club girls all invite him to their parties, not that he goes. 'It unethical, he says, 'to go to patient's parties. I not get involve' He's so cute! As we've already said, he's really popular and busy, but people wanting to see him usually end up seeing Dr. Ina Eppit, who isn't nearly as exotic ( she's also Dr. Una's sister, so we'd better not say too much)

.As well as being a 'hottie' and a genuinely nice guy ( if he was female, we'd scratch his eyes out), he has a sharp wit and a real genius brain. He's done lots of re-search into the after-life, in which he is a firm believer. 'There too much evident' he says, 'for it not to be true'. We love the way he talks. We could listen and look,especially look at him all day. Enough of showing how love-sick we are. He has written a brilliant thesis, we're told, and we are sure about this because Dr. Una has copies of it in her office for anyone who's interested to read. It's titled 'Are there Mars Bars on the Other side?' We can only say if you're there, Dr. Wun and Mars Bars are , then we'd like to be there too.  Not just yet, though, cos it would probably mean we have to behave ourselves and we're not ready to be boring yet.  Maybe when we hit forty; or not!

 A  little bird has told us that Dr. Wun Sun has a special lady in his life and that she works at Scrubber-town. Who could it be? 'I not tell you', smiles Dr. Wun in his gorgeous, enigmatic, exotic Chinese way. 'I like to keep it secret .If I tell, all other ladies get upset! Do we hear a little ego creeping in? That's true Dr. Wun, but it won't stop us digging to find out.We heard a rumour that it was Skye Frye, the sizzling blonde resident manager; Komik Kal reckons she's a sizzling blonde (but we think she's rather skanky and  at nearly forty,old). Dr. Wun shakes his head.We'd also heard the lady in question was Marissa, one of the managers of War Paint ,the new make-up shop.( Please God, don't let it be her, she's our boss).  Dr. Wun shrugs his shoulders. 'You ladies very naughty, he smiles. 'I tell you I not tell'. We heard you Dr. Wun, but we can't help ourselves. If we find out, we have an excuse to go home and cry buckets and eat chocolate, because it's not us. 

After all that, we still haven't found out much about the hot Dr. Wun, like if he has any pets or what he has for breakfast. Someone told us it's toasted Bacon –and- egg sandwiches, but we're not sure. Someone knows and it's not us. Latest rumour about Dr. Wun's mysterious girl-friend is that she's the new doctor coming to Scrubber-town soon, to join Dr. Una's practice. Her name Is Dr. Daisy Dolay. Kind of a cool name. We hate her already. Watch this space.

Luv from Lainie and Janie and lots of issues to mend our broken hearts.xxx 

{P.S. We hope you like our 'Chinese-y-ish' picture at the top of the page.  We went on the Internet to find it, cos we weren't sure about what Chinese stuff really looked like. We just luv the colours and we think the funny objects at the top are fireworks, but we thought they kind of looked like earrings. We'd totally wear them, though we don't have a clue what the writing says;  It could say 'silly bitches' for all we know.  If anyone has any idea, please tell us. We think Asteroid Air is starting flights to China, so maybe we'll go for a holiday. Watch this space.