You, Boruto, and Iwabe were standing across from each other in the exercise hall. Boruto had asked to participate in the little brawl as well.

"What? You scared?" Iwabe asked, though it was directed more to you.

Y/n! Use confusion!

"You can fucking choke you ugly fuck goblin!!" You replied, pointing a finger in his direction. Boruto sweatdropped at you. Iwabe stared at you in confusion before shaking his head and slamming his stick into the ground.

"Watch closely you guys! This is a ninjutsu match according to the academy rules! Don't worry, I won't use this. Because if I did, you'd die." Iwabe explained.

"HAH?!?!?! YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO M8?!?! COME FITE ME!!! I GOT THE POWER OF FREEDON AND EAGLES ON MY SIDE!!!! SQUUAAAA BITCH THE FREEDOM EAGLE IS COMING TO FITE YOU!!!!" You shouted, holding up your fists. Several gasps of awe rang out when Iwabe pulled out and threw shuriken at the two of you. You and Boruto jumped out of the way and dodged. The two of you landed on the ground and Boruto ran ahead of you. Boruto sent a punch towards him, but he blocked it. Boruto kicked at him, but his arm blocked the kick. Iwabe raised his leg and smashed it into the ground where Boruto jumped back and handspringed away.

"So you can keep up a little." Iwabe acknowledged.

"TAKE THIS YOU DICK FUCK!!!" You screamed, jumping in the air and reeling your fist back. Iwabe looked up before jumping away where your fist landed. Some of the floor broke apart, causing dust and dirt to fly up.

"Awesome..." Boruto breathed. A slight chuckle slipped past Iwabe's lips.

"You're not bad, but you're still not good enough." He said, staring at you.

"Hah?!?! Coming from the person who has the same name as my FAVORITE MOM?!?!?! IWABE?!?! MORE LIKE IWA-BAE!!! OIKAWA WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT?!?!"

By now you were just completely crazy to everyone watching, but you didn't mind. You pulled out a kunai and held it in front of you. Your blood from your wrist slowly travelled down the kunai and the iron from your blood hardened and formed a sword.

"What?!" Iwabe exclaimed, taken aback. Blood seeped through your body and created three clones. Boruto created three shadow clones as well.

"How interesting! I'll take on any number of clones!." Iwabe said, looking at the four you's and four Boruto's.

"Go!" You ordered, running towards Iwabe with your clones. Boruto followed suit. Boruto and his clones aimed a punch at him, but Iwabe ducked down and swiped his leg. You and the clones jumped, but Boruto's legs got kicked out from under him and his one clone poofed away. Iwabe was about to connect his foot with clone Boruto's jaw, but your clone interfered and swung her leg in midair. Iwabe ducked under her leg which collided into the one stone pillar, cracking it. Boruto's clone ran at him again, but he just threw him into each other, causing the clone to poof away as well. You jumped up and slashed at him with your sword, but he leaned back, his eyes wide. Your clone appeared behind him and as he turned around her fist connected with his face. He was sent flying to the opposite side of the ring and crashed into the wall. Iwabe slowly got up and growled lightly, throwing a smoke bomb to the ground. Brown mist clouded your eyes and your clones turned back into blood before going back into your body. Boruto created three more clones as well and you two regrouped. You looked all around and spotted a silhouette a few meters in front of you.

"Over there!" You called, pointing towards him.

"Go!" Boruto ordered. One of his clones ran towards him and began to fight him, but he was thrown back over towards you two and poofed away.

"Next!" Boruto ordered.

"Huh?!"

"He treats us clones so rough..."

The two ran at him, but he just made them disappear too. The real Boruto had weakly walked up to him, but Iwabe just punched him away too.

"You're too easy! Reached your limit, coattail rider?" Iwabe asked Boruto. A stream of blood wrapped around his arm and you yanked him up into the air and slammed him back onto the ground. You jumped up and lifted up your leg and slammed it down onto the ground.

Iwabe gasped and rolled away before you foot connected to the ground which broke it apart. Dust kicked up, rendering his vision for a few minutes. He coughed lightly. The dust blew away and you were staring at him with an impassive face.

"I'm not about to give into a guy who thinks you can do anything if you're strong." You said, spreading your legs further out in a stance to get more grounded.

"But you will. That's just what the Hokage and all the adults have been doing. They rose up using their power... and now they just decide the times have changed? If things were the same, I'd have graduated and become a ninja long ago! But unless I pass courses that have nothing to do with ninjutsu, I can't graduate!" He exclaimed. Your face dropped into a deadpan.

"Maybe... you're just really shitty at studying?" You said, slightly confused.

I don't doubt it.

Don't be mean.

He almost fuckin throttled Boruto what do you mean 'don't be mean?'

'Yeah! Be median or mode!'

Damn math nerds...

Shut up! We have a good range of jokes.

'Agreeing just cos.'

This should be a sin.

Guys you're going off tangent.

'These puns are right in my domain.

Be rational y'all.

Why do I even put up with you people anymore.

"So what?!" Iwabe exclaimed back.

"You're taking your shitty anger out on the wrong person." You explained.

"What did you say?!"

"If you wanna be a ninja then you have to keep at it, regardless of how many times you fail." You explained further, running towards him and battling him hand to hand.

"Instead, you blame the times like a wimp, skip classes, and act like the world's against you!" You said, pushing him further back.

"Well newsflash you ugly fuck! You're not the only one who has issues!!" You exclaimed, running at him and spinning him around, locking both of his arms in a nelson and hugging him close to your body.

"You're so uncool ya know!"

"You're calling me uncool?!" Iwabe asked, flipping over and tossing you off like a bull. You landed and slid on your feet.

"Well if you're cooler than me that means I'm hotter than you, you pie eating turd waffle!!" You exclaimed back, standing up again.

"You asked for it!" Iwabe said as he magically grabbed a sheet and pulled in front of him. You jumped up to it and grabbed it, pulling it away only to see he wasn't there.

"What's wrong? I'm over here!" You heard him. You looked up and saw he was standing on one of the pillars. He wielded shuriken and threw them at you. You deflected them and saw him jump off the pillar and above you. You blocked his punch and did a back handspring, catching his chin with your foot and sending him flying.

OKAY, WHICH ONE?!?! YA KNOW FOR FUTURE CHAPTERS AND REFERENCES

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WHICH ONE?!?!

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}