I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING WHILE WRITING THE REST OF THE CHAPTERS AND I'M TRYING TO MAKE THEM LESS CRINGE-WORTHY I'M SORRY

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"Listen, it's about time you try to retrieve Y/n Akuma."

"Why do we need someone like her?"

"She's essential to us even though she's physically stronger than us. At all costs, bring her to this hideout!"

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You were currently sleeping in a spare room in the house with Temari's room right next to yours. Who knows where Gaara and Kankuro are. Anyways, since Suna is automatically hotter than Konoha, you slept in shorts and a sports bra while sleeping with your ass basically in the air and your hair in a high sloppy bun. You looked like an unholy creature. You heard hushed voices from your room, even though you were half-asleep.

"Is that her?"

"She's the only one with red hair."

"Let's get this done with so I can have dango."

You slit your eyes open and saw two figures. One with long blond hair and the other with an orange mask. It was then you realized...

... they were walking towards you...

... and you only had on two pieces of clothes....

... and they were boys...

Your eyes snap open, blazing black and and red. The two stop and the one with blond hair visibly paled.

"WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! GET OUTTA MA ROOM YOU DESPERATE PERVERTS!!!!!!!" You screamed. The blond one rushed to you and placed a hand over your mouth.

"Shut it! Hm!" He hissed. Something licked your lips so you slowly removed his hand from your mouth and saw another mouth on his hand.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!!!!!!" You screamed while throwing him out of the window, glass shattering, and him screaming.

"DEIDARA SENPAIIIIIIII!!!!!" The lollipop screamed while diving out of the window like a magestic dolphin. Temari burst through the door with her fan and saw the broken window and messed up room.

"What happened?!" She exclaimed. You looked at her, your eyes no longer red and black. Well, one of them is still red, but— that's not the point!

"Oh, just two perverts thinking they could get me is all." You replied while innocently shrugging.

"You got attacked?! By who?!" She asked. 

"Eh, I dunno. But it's aight, I took care of them. I'll clean this up, go back to bed." You replied. She eyed you one last time before turning around and going back to her room.

Outside~

"Damn it Tobi! You could've gotten her! Hm!" Deidara whisper-yelled at his dim witted partner.

"I'm sorry senpai! But I wanted to see if you were alright." He said.

"Ugh! I'm fine! We'll try again some other time! Hm!" He groaned, stomping away, with his subordinate following him, the both of them not noticing the pair of eyes on them and a large sadistic smirk plastered on their face.

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The next morning, you woke up to a fixed room, and sun shining down on you through the window. You got up and stretched, cracking your back in the process. You got out of bed and trudged to the bathroom to do your routine. Brush your teeth, hair, etc. You hopped out of your room and skipped downstairs, jumping from the top step down to the bottom. (Don't try at home, kidz) You went over to the refrigerator and pulled out some mix for WAFFLES. About ten minutes later, the three siblings piled into the kitchen to see two plates of about ten waffles on each.

"Morning you three." You greeted while finishing off the last waffle.

"I didn't know you could cook." Temari said.

"Hm? Oh, yeah, my mom taught me how to cook." You said, putting the last waffle on the stack.

"Not that I'm good..." you muttered under your breath.

"Uhhh, Y/n?" Kankuro asked.

"What?" You replied.

"You do know you're only wearing shorts and a bra, right?" He asked.

"So what? You shouldn't be getting any ideas in that perverted mind of yours anyways. Unless you want me to beat the shit out of you." You darkly said. He quickly shook his head.

"Alrighty!" You said happily.

'I swear she's bi-polar...' He thought with a sweatdrop.

"Kankuro and I heard some noises last night. What happened?" Gaara asked.

"Oh, just two perverts entered my room. No worries though, I threw them out of my window... well, one went diving after the other, but that's besides the point." You replied while shrugging, then starting to eat your deliciously made waffles. Gaara stared at you for a moment longer before starting to eat as well.

"What are you going to do today, Y/n?" Kankuro asked.

"Eh, I dunno. It's been a while since I've been here, so I guess I'll walk around to see what's new." You replied.

"Then I'll come with you." Temari said while smiling.

"Sure." You replied, getting up and starting to wash the dishes. You looked back over your shoulder and saw Gaara staring down at his plate. Your brows furrowed at the face he was making.

"Kankuro, Temari, can you leave for a bit?" You asked. The two looked at each other before nodding and exiting the kitchen. You walked over to Gaara and sat down next to him.

"What's wrong?" You asked.

"Nothing." Was his reply. You sighed while putting your head on your hand.

"Gaara, something's definitely up. What is it?" You asked, looking at him in the eyes.

"The members of the Council were saying some... things about you." He replied, avoiding eye contact.

"I figured... they were talking about me when I got out of the shower." You muttered.

"Gaara, whatever they say about me, or whoever. They're dicks. I already knew." You reached your hand over and flicked his forehead, earning a flinch from him.

"You're the Kazekage for shits sake. Don't burden yourself with me. You have a lot of responsibilities now." You added, putting your hand on his shoulder as you got up and started to walk away.

"I think they're planning something." He called, making you stop.

"Well, if they're planning something, then I'll be ready." You said before leaving the house, letting the redhead be alone to his thoughts.

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You skipped out through the streets and occasionally going in different shops. In the window of one of the shops, there was a necklace that caught your eye.

You walked towards it and inspected it.

"Are you interested in that?" An older voice called out. You looked up and saw an elderly man staring at you with a small smile.

"I mean, I guess." You replied, looking back towards the necklace.

"That is the Reaper's Skull necklace. Legend has it it belonged to a Grim Reaper from thousands of years ago. Many have tried to wear it, but it always rejected them by giving them bad luck and cursing them." He explained.

"Where did you get it?" You asked.

"We found it deep within the forest." He replied with a closed eye smile.

"Hm. I see." You muttered.

'Well, I'm of demon ancestry, so maybe it'll accept me.' You thought.

"I'll buy it. How much?" You asked.

"Don't worry about that, I'll give it to you for free." He said, never changing his smile.

"Are you sure?" You asked again, weary of his face.

"Yes yes." He replied while taking it off of the stand and handing it to you. You thanked him and clipped it on. The eyes of the skull turned a dark shade of red before going back to black.

"Oh? Interesting." He muttered.

"What's wrong?" You asked.

"No, nothing at all." He replied. You eyed him, your eyes flashing red, but didn't say anything.

"Thank you again mister." You said while turning and leaving. He smiled and waved to you, but once you were out of sight, a large smirk appeared on his face.

"So it's true, huh?" He muttered to himself before turning and walking back to his shop.

YOOOOOOOOO

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}