I don't understand when people say:

"I have no time to read."

How do you remind yourself that

You're human,

In the frantic busy

Day-to-day?

Your back-crushing-never-nine-to-five?

School run?

Maybe he's having an affair with the

Girl downstairs?

Your sister's ill?

No hair, you say?

Oh, dear.

Sorry.

I understand now.