Somewhere.

At sometime.

Things are happening.

(Though our experts believe

Somethings are also not happening).

The stock exchange is fluctuating

Because like a rollercoaster;

It's supposed to go up and down.

Financial experts,

Who whisper sweet perverse nothings,

To their Nobel Prize-winning eggplants

In preparation for the county fair,

Claim that speaking about the economy

Has caused three percent growth.

Somebody said something

And our on-the-spot reporter,

(Who wasn't there)

Said "Oh, you go girl"

To the boy in question.

Apparently,

A celebrity

Has a well-shaped derrière,

That they excrete from

Like everybody else.

We return to our 

Twenty four hour coverage,

Of dust particles

Moving on air currents.