We in government

(Your owners)

Are strongly considering,

Beginning discussions on

On some kind of decisive action.

(We're not sure what to do or say. )

We as a nation are stronger.

(Well, you as a people are weaker.)

We recognize there will be challenges in the future.

(That you will burden,

While we fortify the Hamptons.)

The economy

(A word we use in so many ways, it has no meaning)

Is going through turbulent times.

(The banks bloated by the crack addict credit they gave you,

The falling wages you slave to.)

These are hard times for many brave citizens.

(I light Cuban cigars on the embers of burning Picassos.)

Jobs are our highest priority.

(Did you know unions are illegal in communist China?)

We are struggling in our wars,

For freedom around the world.

(Ratheon share prices are tomahawk-sky-rocketing.)

But we fight for what is right,

(Our rights, not theirs)

Democracy

(Because even if I only offer you

Bad options,

You've made a choice,

Right?)

For freedom.

(I'm on every twenty-four-hour rolling stream,

You have to listen to my memes.)