I have never gas chambered anyone, 

For the misuse

Of the Saxon genitive.

I don't mind people

Saying:

"Me and my friend."

We say mice

Instead of mouses,

So why not allow,

The impersonal pronoun

A little glory,

If it sounds better.

To be perfectly honest,

If it helps the meaning,

I could split infinitives

All-day long.

You wouldn't say

"I'm liking it!"

So, please McDonald's,

Stop your propaganda,

On bad grammar and heart disease.

I would never anti-semantically sin,

And use Nazi

As a Euphemism.