I gave you a reason 

To take offense

At what I said,

Today.

It's for your own good.

You may thank me later.

It was no bother.

Honestly.

Anonymous Tippy-toe-typing

Of the first thing

My head invites in,

Comes easily to me.

Now you have been

Offended,

You may go about

Your day,

Safe in the knowledge,

That you have protested,

That you have stood up for something.