"If you want to catch a consumer,"

He stretches his hands apart,

Doing Armani suit Tai Chi.

"This big,

 You need good bait.

Videos with beautiful people

Putting pointless creams,

Good smellifying gunk

On their 3-D printer sculpted forms.

Beautiful people  doing individual,

Innovative, quirky, fun things

- With tech! Tech available to anybody

With the money to buy it.

As naked as corporations 

Will let beautiful people be

(Don't photoshop everything

Our test group think tanks

Say people want "real.")

No need to do anything except "be naked"

Inverted commas are the third pose

Of Armani suit tai chi.   

"So you've got them to click on,

Whatever,"

The third pose is the letter W.

"Then, and this is the genius,

You give them more things to click on.

Rinse, wash, repeat,"

I am not comfortable 

With Armani suit tai chi

Head massage,

So I close the window 

On the screen.