Pls help me I'm trash

What's your favorite idea?

mine is being antisocial

"how do you get that idea?"

I just try to waste my life online

Now when you look at this show, tell me please, what do you see?

"It's just a boring old t.v. show!"

Maybe to you, but not to me

I see a brand new ship! Walking along and angsting at me

"I don't see what you mean...?"

'Cause you're not thinking fandom-ly

So take a look at my fanfics ("cool")

I use my fanfics to express my feels

"That sounds really boring"

I U S E M Y F A N F I C S T O E X P R E S S M Y F E E L S

Now, when you stare at your laptop in the dark, don't you find it exciting?

"No"

Come on, take another look! (Oh wait)

"I can see a fic, I can see an art,

I can see a guy with a redemption arc!"

"I can see a meme, I can see a ship,

I can see Supernatural taking over with gifs!"

Think you're getting the hang of it now,

Using fandoms to have an (emotionally compromising ) 'good' time

"I might write a fic of my Sue!"

Whoa there friend, you might need to STFU

Here's another good tip (Yeah?) of how to be a fangirl-or-boy

Go and collect some characters and arrange them into your favorite shipping!

"Destiel, Johnlock, Drapple!"

Drapple is not a creative shipping

There's one more thing that you need to know before you let your obsession flow:

Listen to the theories, listen to the fanon

listen to the voices that spew headcanon

Come on guys, let's join a fa n D O M !

*chaos*

Now let's all agree

To never visit Tumblr again