I know it's been a while so I'll rant for a bit longer than usual.

"5 votes and 10 comments for the next update!"

"I'll update after 20 votes and 45 comments."

"I'll update once I get 1,000 votes and 2,000 comments!"

Bitch, please.

I seriously cannot stand these people. My vote is to show support for your story and its a way for me to tell you I am enjoying it. And my comments are me expressing how I felt about whatever the fuck just happened in your book. It is not mandatory that I give this to you!

Extremely pissed right now....

New topic: Authors Notes

I know a couple people who think that authors notes interrupt a story and I don't agree. If you read my stories (insert shameless self promotion here) you know that I usually put an authors note at the beginning and end. I don't see anything wrong with that. Here's what makes me fucking ballistic though:

"Oh my god Katie! Its so good to see you again!"

"Omgizzle it's Jeremy! I know we've only dated for a day and you were gone for a minute but I missed you so much!"

Just then, Lola walked by!

(AN: In case you didn't know, Lola is Jeremy's ex girlfriend)

Like, no.

Just stop.

Just.

Fucking.

Stop.

Last thing: Virgins

Is there some magical fairy dust/crack that Wattpad story characters have that I'm not aware of? Why is it that as soon as the leading protagonist starts to have sex for the first time, they immediately know what to do and they know ALL. THE. FUCKING. POSITIONS?!

Literally. They know all the FUCKING positions. And by fucking positions, I mean THEY KNOW THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF POSITIONS TO FUCK IN.

Like, dafuq? Bitch, did you study your cosmopolitan before hand? Damn.

Authors Note: Does anyone even read this anymore?

Oh well, I can still bitch about things here.

So I know I've been kind of a bitch and haven't updated for a long time so I really am sorry about that. I'm working through some personal stuff right now and everything is just ten times harder. But I'm not leaving. You guys are stuck with me.