Percy Jackson Movies (Part 2)
Well, I lost my temper there.
Sorry, not sorry.
Anyway, as you can probably tell, I have more than a few bones to pick with the PJO movies. There are so many things wrong with them that I can't possibly list all of the problems but I'll try.
1) Annabeths hair color in the first movie: No. Just. Fucking. No.
2) A quest across the USA for 3 marbles: Nope. Uh uh.
3) The director obviously just looked at the cover of the books and said, "Guys! I got it!"
4) The first one was so bad, I was fucking afraid to watch the second.
5) I only saw less than 10 minutes of the second one and I was like, "Bitch, fuck this shit!"
6) In the ten minutes I did see, I saw how messed up the Three Fates and Tyson were... I don't even know what to say...
7) THE DIRECTOR SHOULD HAVE READ THE GODAMN BOOKS!!!!!!!
8) If you go on the authors website, on the Q and A page, he SPECIFICALLY STATES THAT HE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FUCKING SHIT PILE THAT WAS THE PERCY JACKSON MOVIES.
9) You know what? Fuck it, I'm done. I am fucking done talking about this.
Please comment and leave suggestions on what else you want to hear me get pissed off about in the next chapter. Might talk about sherlock related stuff soon, what do you say?
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