I hate care trips. I seriously do.

I am currently stuck in a minivan with 5 other people, and 5 of those said people are pissing me off...a lot.

My little sister is screaming, yelling and throwing shit at me from the backseat.

My youngest brother is next to her taking a billion selfies for some fucking reason.

My other youngest brother is being an annoying dickhead and poking me to try and get me to react.

My dad won't shut up and neither will my mom.

I was trying to take a fucking nap, godammit!

I am seriously fighting the urge to yell, "Shut the fuck up!"

Ughhhhh...send help. Look for a teenage asian girl with a blue Duke Snapback pounding on the window of a silver Honda minivan somewhere on the lower east coast.

I'll be lookin' for you.