i had the weirdest and most terrifying dream

i had a dream where i was a pirate and i was forming my own crew and i met monkey d luffy and we became friends

there was this other pirate and i had to fight him, and i won the fight

seems like a normal dream right? haha you thought bitch

as a sort of victory thing, i had a kid with my girlfriend and then sonic the fucking hedgehog popped up with amy rose out of nowhere

then they started fucking like rabbits right in front of me oN MY SHIP GOD DAMN IT and out of nowhere sonic's dick gets as big as a fucking skyscraper and it's going right through amy's ass and jesus christ

i'm glad my dad woke me up so the dream couldn't go on any more than that

i'm honestly terrified right now tbh