okay so theres this weird dream that a friend of mine had recently

there was this blue haired bitch that drowned a deer and a shetland pony in her pool okay

so the deer could fucking talk

and my friend said the deer had a sorta high pitched n squeaky voice

heres the kicker

thats what my lil bro søren sounds like

plus the shetland pony that this hoe drowned

it was brown with white spots

just like the shetland pony my lil bro and i shared when we were little

and the most fucked up part

the deer in her dream said "please dont hurt my pony! dont drown him!"

heres the biggest fucking kicker of all

søren and i knew a blue haired girl when we were little

this bitch even tried drowning søren too

like holy shit man

this is too weird