We were eating dinner, and this happened. Btw, last night we went and saw Cirque du Soleil, which is an amazing circus-dance-music-thing.

My dad said "Hey if you had to date one person from the show last night, who would you pick?" And before I could say anything (the answer was nobody), my mom goes, "Puddle would go for the contortionist, duh."

The contortionist was terrifying and we all were grossed out by his act because it was creepy how flexible the guy was.

But do you know what happened? I had to take a huge bite to stop from saying "Well at least he'd be interesting in bed" and laughing my head off. Why the crap am I like this? I've been ruined. That was the first thing that popped in my head.

Dear god why am I like this I need help