*is watching Bumblebee with my boyfriend*

*Bumblebee appears onscreen*

Me: OMG MY HERO! I LOVE YOU, BEE!

My Boyfriend: *deadpans* I got trumped by a hunk of metal.

Me: *gasps in alarm* Bee is not a hunk of metal!  He's an adorable Autobot!

My Boyfriend: *deadpans* I got owned...  By a fictional robot...

My Boyfriend: *Looks at reader* How in the hell can I cope with this?!