Hello and welcome to SCP Karaoke! Where all the SCP that can talk will be singing the songs of my choosing, or of the readers! And I guess the staff can join too if they want. Anyway, introduce yourselves, guys! Unless you want me to do it?

Clef: Hey what's up guys, I'm Alto Clef of the SCP Foundation. That good? Little more?

Bright: *gets out in front of Clef* Hi guys! I'm Jack Bright! And believe it or not, I'm an 05! Despite my crazy antics I do take my job seriously. I just want people to lighten up, ya know? And this guy right here, Alto Clef, is my best buddy!

Clef: I'm not your buddy.

Bright: Sure you are!

Clef: No I'm not. Get your arm off my shoulder. Now.

Jericho (SCP-049): If the two of you are finished squabbling like children, I would like to introduce myself. I am SCP-049, the Plague Doctor, but you may call me Doctor, or Jericho, or Dr. Jericho, if you'd like. Now, Miss, I'd like to know exactly who you are.

Oh me? I'm Cynder Black. But you can just call me Cynder, for short.

Dio (SCP-035): Well hello there, Miss Cynder~ it's lovely to meet you! I'm SCP-035, the Possessive Mask. But you can call me Dio, like Doc here does.

I've been calling you Mask because I forgot your actual name, but this time I'll remember it. I've got ways of remembering certain names. Like your name, I'll remember because of the band Dio, and its lead singer who sadly passed away a few years ago, Ronnie James Dio.

Jericho: What did he die of?

I...actually don't remember. Cancer, maybe? Something like that?

Jericho: Either way it is quite sad to hear. Did you know him?

Actually no, I didn't. I don't even know what he looks like. Anyway, moving on. Is it just you and Dio, Doctor, and these two guys? Or are there going to be more?

Jericho: I believe it is just us four.

Ah OK. Well I'll try to get some more people and SCP to join. Keyword, try. Bismarck, or SCP-682, the Hard-To-Kill-Reptile, might want something to do other than eat people and gripe about humanity. Cranky old lizard. Anyways, I'll see you all in the next chapter! 👋