Height: 2 m
Weight: 95 kg
Hair: Black bicolor
Notes: Generally positive in interactions with Foundation personnel and willing to answer questions. Prone to exaggeration and apocrypha: Accuracy of statements is questionable. It is unknown if this is deliberate misinformation.

Entry interview

Researcher ██████: Please state your name for the record.

SCP-2085-A-2: Milly Thompson.

Researcher ██████: Can you tell me anything about the Black Rabbit Company’s activities prior to your stay here?

SCP-2085-A-2: How much time do you have?

Researcher ██████: As much time as you need.

SCP-2085-A-2: Awesome. So there was this one time we were up in Kamchatka, you know, the little dangly part of Russia, and we’re breaking into this old Soviet bunker. Place hadn’t been opened up in over thirty years and was overrun by psychics. Wizard managed to cut a deal with them and got on the inside. The merchandise we were selling them was all fake of course, but they didn’t realize that until we started shooting…

[SCP-2085-A-2 continued in this manner for two hours and fifty-three minutes. Events described were, in order: Raid on a sealed Soviet-era bunker with presumed GRU-P connections (Confirmed), breakup of an Ukranian sex trafficking ring (Confirmed but not linked to the group by other sources), a spate of raids under the guise of a San Francisco pizza delivery service (Unconfirmed), and the declaration of SCP-2085-A-4 as Queen of Thailand (Unconfirmed).]