Updating in the morning this time because I'll be busy today! Love y'all and don't forget to comment!
(Not sure how you would cause I order you to every chapter lollollollol.)
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"Why do you drag me into these things?" Mitch quickly shushed Kevin and rolled his eyes. He averted his gaze back over to Teddy.

"He's such a tramp. Look at him!" Mitch whispered harshly, his eyes squinting. Kevin scoffed.
"He's literally just eating pasta."

Mitch shook his head.
"That sounds like a big fat bet!"

"I'm leaving." Kevin said, standing up. Mitch's eyes widened and he grabbed his arm, making sure he couldn't leave.
"You mustn't! I need you here to be my ride home!"

Kevin sighed. "I'll be in the car. I have to call dad back anyway. When you're done, come to the car." Mitch let go of his arm and groaned annoyedly.

"Fine! Go! I'll do this by myself." Kevin was already walking out of the small pizza place and to the car. Mitch flipped his stepbrother off even though Kevin couldn't see.

He sighed and turned back to Teddy.
He knew for a fact that Teddy was cheating on him, the only thing to do now was break up with him. He sat, practically hidden completely from his view as he stared creepily at him.

He grit his teeth together when Teddy's date returned from the bathroom and sat back down with a smile on his face.

Mitch was trying to find a flaw about his physical features.
But alas, he couldn't.

"He's probably a ditzy blond then." Mitch whispered to himself. He had to expose Teddy first and he knew just how to do that.

Not really, but an idea with come, I'm sure.

As a female waitress smiled at Mitch and asked him if he needed a refill, an idea sparked in his head.

"Actually, I have a favour. My boyfriend is right there and he's on a date with that boy right there," Mitch told the girl, who instantly became interested.
"Oh, no way!" She said with a quiet gasp. Mitch nodded and made eye contact with her.

"Yes way, girl! And now I need to get my sweet, sweet revenge. So, I have a special order request."

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"Excuse me sir, do you drive a blue mini van?" The waitress, named Kirstie, asked Teddy as she stopped at their table.

Teddy nodded with furrowed eyebrows.
"Oh, that's a shame. It got towed just a few minutes ago."

Teddy shot up with a panicked expression and quickly excused himself before rushing out of the building.

Mitch smirked as he saw Teddy run out.
Guess Teddy shouldn't have left his spare car key at Mitch's house the other night.

The waitress then winked at Mitch, their signal. Mitch nodded and stood up from his seat.
He then subtly made him way over to this 'date.'

"Hello, sir." Mitch said as he sat on teddy's seat. The man shifted uncomfortably and made eye contact with Mitch.

"Uh... can I help you?" He asked confusedly.

Oh shoot, his voice is perfect too!

"Actually, yes. You might not believe me, but this is true sister code right here. We've got to be quick. I'm Mitch, I've been going steady with teddy for three years and I don't want your heart to be broken to. So if you believe me, I have photo proof that we're dating, I'd like some help getting back at him."

The man seemed completely taken back, but also interested. Such as the waitress.

Mitch raised an eyebrow, waiting for his response.
The blond bit his lower lip.
"This is only my second date with him... met on Grindr, don't know much about him."

Mitch nodded and gave a sympathetic smile.
"How... what's your idea of revenge?" The blond asked with a slight smirk.
Mitch smiled and crossed his arms.

"Okay well... this may seem strange, but it'll make him uncomfortable. and that's good enough for me."
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Scott waited anxiously for Mitch to come back. Teddy had returned, and began talking about how he couldn't find his car, but he'd worry about it later.
Scott realised then that he genuinely was an idiot.

"--anyway, I told Kathryn that she had no business going in my office and--"

Scott smiled and nodded slowly at him, resisting the urge to roll his eyes. Although the smirked mentally once he saw Mitch walk back into the restaurant, although this time, there was a lady next to him.

Mitch looked over and winked at Scott once before a waiter guided the two to their booth.
Teddy seemed to notice him, and his eyes went wide.

"Oh... oh!" Teddy mumbled under his breath. Scott innocently looked in his direction, and looked confused.
"What seems to be the matter?" Scott asked. Teddy looked back at Scott with a poorly hidden panicked expression.

"Let's get out of here. We should go to... anywhere else." Teddy pulled out his wallet and to leave cash on her table, but he got interrupted.

"Son?"

Teddy's head shot up.
"Mom! What are you doing here?" He asked nervously. Mitch looked over at him too and smiled.

The lady grinned too and gestured toward Mitch.
"Your lovely boyfriend asked if I would join him for lunch! What about you, who's this handsome young man?" She asked curiously. Teddy stammered as Scott spoke.

"Oh, I'm Scott. His date." The lady narrowed his eyes and glanced at teddy.
"Date?" She wondered. Teddy nervously glanced at the three accusing eyes glaring at him.

"I-I, it's just a--"

"Teddison Malcomrow, are you on a date with this boy!?" His mother gasped. Teddy shook his head violently and looked at Mitch.

"No! Of course not, he's just a friend!" He quickly defended. Scott hummed and picked up his photo from the table.
"Hm, well, the messages you sent me on Grindr suggest otherwise..." Scott said as he showed Teddy's dear mother his phone screen.

"Dear lord! What's wrong with you, Teddison!? I raised you better this this! You're coming home right now!" She said loudly, clearly gathering the attention of the other costumers.

"Mother, I'm twenty-five years--"

"And yet you act like a child! Let's go, Teddison." She demanded. Teddy shamefully looked at Mitch, who simply gave him a smile.

He sighed, his face bright red, and left the restaurant.
"Oh, I'm so sorry, lovelies. I feel absolutely terrible! should've never let him start a metal band in college..." she mumbled as she quickly followed her son out the for.

And the second they left, Mitch and Scott burst out in laughter.

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"Oh my gosh, and his hair gel!"

"Oh god, don't get me started on that. It always looked like--"

"Dried spaghetti!" Scott laughed loudly and nodded.
"Oh my gosh, I can't!" Mitch laughed with him, wiping tears from his eyes from the laughter.

They were walking in the large park in the middle of town. It was sunset, they'd been talking for hours.
"Seriously though... are you okay? You dated him for a few years..." Scott asked seriously. Mitch sighed and shrugged slightly.

"I guess, yeah," he replied, "I kinda suspected this for awhile... wasn't exactly head over heels in love with him, but it still kinda bites, y'know?"
Scott nodded in understanding.

"Yeah, I get it. Least you don't have to be around his annoying dog." Scott joked. Mitch giggled and nodded in agreement. He look up at the sky and frowned, glancing at his phone after.

"I should probably head home." He said with a sighed. Scott nodded with a small smile; he hesitated before speaking.
"Do you... may I have your number? Just so like... I don't know." Mitch smiled and gave him a nod. He grabbed Scotts phone and Scott took his, they both added their phone numbers.

"Feels like high school musical." Mitch mumbled as he handed him his phone back. Scott laughed and put his phone back in his pocket.

"I'll see you around, Mitch." Scott said with a smile.

"See you around."

Mitch only walked a few steps before quickly turning around.
"Wait!" Scott turned toward him with a confused expression.

Mitch smirked before speaking.
"I still have his car keys. Wanna help me redecorate his car?"

Scott grinned evilly and nodded.
"Gladly."

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