Fly Hunter

(A/N, Scott killing flies in the PTX video had me dead, so here's a probably badly written oneshot!)

                 "What the heck was that!?" Kirstie exclaimed, looking up.
"Probably just a fly, Kirst." Matt said. "Nothing too bad."
"There's another one!" Kevin exclaimed.
"How're there so many f--king bugs!?" Mitch asked, swatting the air around his head.
"Okay, who left the door open!?" Matt called, shutting the dressing room door.
"Oh, sorry." Scott said.
"Scott!" Everyone groaned, as flies flew around their heads.
         They tried to talk to each other, ignoring the bugs, but one got in Kevin's mouth.
"Oh my gosh!" Mitch exclaimed, tucking his knees into his chest. "I hate bugs!"
"Don't we have an electric fly swatter?" Kirstie asked.
"Oh, yeah!" Scott exclaimed, grabbing the fly swatter. "Have no fear, the fly slayer is here!"
Kevin rolled his eyes, as Scott began his search for the flies.
      "I FOUND ONE!" Matt yelled.
"WHERE?" Scott exclaimed, running in the room.
Matt pointed to the lights, Scott raising the electric fly swatter. It suddenly started crackling.
"YES! DIE!" Scott laughed, Kevin standing there in shock.
"Scott! Don't wish for something to die!" He said.
Scott shrugged. "Where're the rest of 'em?"
"I wanna try!" Kirstie exclaimed.
"Sure, go ahead." Scott said, handing her the swatter.
"Come out, come out wherever you are." She said.
"There are two other gay guys here, don't be scared." Mitch said.
"There!" Kirstie said, pointing up. "Somebody get me a chair!"
"Even in heels?" Scott asked, grabbing a chair.
"Yeah, or just pick me up." Kirstie said.
"Okay!" Scott said, picking Kirstie up by her waist.
"Babe! Be careful! She's delicate!" Mitch exclaimed.
Kirstie laughed, as the swatter crackled again. "I killed two!"
"Good job, Kirst!" Matt called from his dressing room.
"WHO LET ALL THESE FLIES IN HERE!?" Esther shouted.
"We're coming!" Kirstie called, running down the hallway with Scott.
"Sorry, Esther, I kinda forgot the door was open." Scott said, as Kirstie killed the flies.
"It's fine, are you almost ready for the show?" Esther asked.
"Can we just stay here and kill bugs?" Kirstie asked.
Esther shook her head, walking away.
"Yeah! Flybusters!" Kirstie exclaimed.
Scott high fived her, when they heard a yell from Mitch's dressing room.
"BABE! I'M COMING!" Scott yelled, running down the hallway.
    "Honey, they're everywhere!" Mitch said, his arms wrapped around himself. "I'm scared! The flies are gonna take over."
"I'll protect you." Scott said, putting his arm around Mitch's waist. "Do you wanna kill them?"
Mitch took the fly swatter, holding it up to the bugs. "Oh my gosh! That was so fun!"
"New flybuster!" Kirstie cheered.
      The trio walked the entire backstage, killing bugs along the way.
"GUYS!" Kevin yelled. "We gotta get on stage!"
"We have a show!" Matt yelled also.
"Okay, okay, we're here!" Mitch said, fixing his hair.
                The show started like any other, the fans cheering and singing along to every song.
"Thanks so much for coming out tonight!" Scott said. "This next song means so much to us, it's c-"
"AH!"
Everyone spun around, seeing Mitch swat the air. "MORE FLIES!"
"Hold on!" Scott said, running to the dressing rooms.
Kevin and Matt tried to stall, Scott running back with the fly swatter.
"Where is it?" He asked Mitch.
"I don't know, it was here a second ago!" Mitch said.
"Found it!" Matt said, slapping it with his hands.
The crowd cheered, Scott not as happy.
"I had to run all the way to the dressing rooms for a freaking fly swatter, and you just go and smack it!?" He exclaimed. "Anyway, this song is called Rose Gold."

   

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