When Chewie returns to Kashyyk

To see his family ly ly

He finds Malla, Lumpa, Atti

But he has to leave quick quick quick.

When Scotty starts to beam beam beam

Anything can happen pen pen

He ends up being so sorry

Because of a beagle gle gle

When O'Neil crosses the Gate Gate Gate

It's to fight Apophis phis phis

But when he beats the snake snake snake

He just finds Anubis bis bis

When a fan reads a fic fic fic

He can look at the stars stars stars

He trecks through the gate and to wars

He likes a good story ry ry

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The original, if you did not recognized it, is A Sailor Went to Sea, Sea, Sea, and goes like this:

A sailor went to sea, sea, sea,
To see what he could see, see, see.
But all that he could see, see, see
Was the bottom of the deep blue sea, sea, sea.

(repeat)    

This has been published in Tevun-Krus#27 - The Fanfic Spectacular, and the interpretation was done by yours truly ::bow::