"I hope no one seriously expects me to pay for that." A brunette girl said as she walked in. She was wearing a lab coat and a shirt that said "Sarcastic? Me? Never." People actually by those shirts? She was also wearing a black tie over the black shirt but she also had kaki pants on. Talk about a fashion disaster. She was relatively tall, probably somewhere around 5'10. She was followed by a short, pale girl in all black that looked like she hadn't slept in days but didn't care. "What the- WHO'S BEEN MESSING WITH MY SHIT!?" The first girl shouted as she saw all of the chemicals. "AND WHO BROKE MY FAVORITE BEEKER!?"

"Maybe zit waz a ghozt." The second girl said.

"Don't be ridiculous, there's no such-... oh, right." The brunette said. "Well whoever did this: they're dead! Unless they're already dead, then: They're DOUBLE DEAD!"

"You might wanna get your broom to clean this up." The third voice from earlier said before a... a...

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" I whispered.

"Is that a-"

"Yup!"

"This can't be happening!" Jaqueline said.

"I know... it's so AWESOME!" I tried my best not to raise my voice.

"What!? No! Not awesome! Frankenstein is about to rip our heads off!"

"Hey! Show some respect! The monster is not Frankenstein! The doctor is Frankenstein!" I said. Fun fact: My favorite horror movie of all time is Bride of Frankenstein and Frankenstein's Monster is my favorite creature or "bad guy" in history. So you have no idea how hard it was for me to ignore all my urges when the 6 foot pile of body parts walked in. However this one was also a girl. Daughter of Frankenstein? Whatever, as long as this means there's another movie Universal has to make now. She looked like one of the girls from the cover of an album one of my old friends liked. Something Mindless. I don't think it was Mindless Behavior. "Hey, would you say the Frankenstein Girl Seems Strangely Sexy?"

"...I'm going to pretend you didn't just ask me that." Jacqueline whispered.

"So now you wanna use your brain, huh dumbass!?" The brunette girl shouted. "Well start using it to figure out what you're going to do to whoever trashed my lab because they're not leaving the school in one piece! Speaking of; Elza! Get my broom from the closet and clean up this mess while I dust my beekeeper for fingerprints!"

"Right Zaway." The short, German girl said walking over to the closet Jaqueline and I were in.

"This isn't good." I whispered as Jaqueline started crying.

"I didn't think it would end like this! I haven't even had my first kiss!"

"Wait, What?"

"I mean, Hayley has, the recipient was also very unwilling to receive the kiss, but still!" Jaqueline said. I grabbed the broom and as the door opened, I handed it to Elza.

"Dank you." She said before closing the door again. She walked over to the brunette and reached out to give the broom to her but the brunette just stared at her.

"...Elza?"

"Uhhhh, yes?"

"Where did you just get that broom?"

"Ze clozet?"

"And how did you get the broom?"

"Ze skeleton in Ze clozet handed it to me."

"...Doesn't that seem weird to you?"

"Due to our current location, nein it doez not."

"Uh huh, uh huh, except my skeleton in there isn't a real skeleton is from home. Also, the person who gave it to you had skin. Who else could've handed you the broom?"

"Maybe a witch showed up and made the skeleton into a real boy or something like that from that movie I saw. I think it was Mean Girls." The Frankenstein Monster said.

"That definitely wasn't Mean Girls." I said from the closet.

"Yeah, I zink it vaz Pinocchio." Elza said.

"Oh for the love of- THE PERSON WHO TRASHED MY LAB IS IN THERE!" The brunette shouted. "CLARISSA! GO KILL HIM!"

"Don't tell me what to do, you're not my dad." The Monster said with her arms folded.

"GO OR I'M NOT TAKING YOU TO THE MALL AFTER SCHOOL!" The brunette shouted. The Monster gasped before looking over at us and growling like in the movies before stomping over.

"She's doing all the things!" I said in excitement.

"We're going to die!" Jaqueline said. The Monster ripped off the closet door and froze when she saw me.

"Before you kill me, can I get a picture with you?" I asked. She looked like she went brain dead and was on cloud 9. "Also when you kill me could you strangle me? Not in the kinky way, I just would like to die the most authentic way possibly.

"...Boy..." She muttered.

"God dammit." The brunette said holding her head in her hands. "Fix her." She ordered Elza. Elza walked over and tried to drag the Monster over to a table in the corner next to some jumper cables and a car battery. "I'm going to give you 30 seconds to introduce yourselves and give me a good explanation to why you broke into my lab and trashed all my shit before Clarissa actually kills you." The brunette said giving us a deadly look.

"Well, I'm (Y,N) and this is my friend Ja-"

"OH MY GOD, JAQUELINE JEKYLL!? AS IN THE JAQUELINE JEKYLL!?THE FAMOUS TEENAGED WONDER!? I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! WANNA BE FRIENDS!?" The brunette said. Jaqueline started to seem a little less scared of the situation now.

"I-I suppose s-"

"That was a joke. I actually think your work is mediocre. I accomplished more when I was five." The brunette laughed. I looked over at Jaqueline who was visibly angry and I saw a bit of her hair start to turn black.

"You wanna say that again!?" Jaqueline said, except sounding like Hayley. The brunette raised an eyebrow.

"What's wrong with your voice?" She asked. Jaqueline put her hands over her mouth and her hair turned blonde again.

"I'm so sorry!" Jaqueline said. "You see, that's the reason I'm in your lab!"

"You ever see Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?" I asked the brunette.

"No. I hate horror movies." She responded folding her arms. I stared at her with a blank expression.

"I'm sorry, do you see what's on the metal slab over there?"

"Just because my 'sister' is a Frankenstein Monster doesn't mean I have to like horror movies." She said in a snarky tone.

"Wait, sister?" I asked. The brunette groaned.

"The name's Victoria Frankenstein. Master scientist."

"She meanz 'Mad Zientist'." Elza said attaching the jumper cables to the Monster.

"Shut it!" Victoria shouted. "That's Elza..."

"Valentine-"

"Valentine! She's my assistant/grave digger. And the ugly brain dead one on the table there is Clarissa. My dad's 'Greatest Creation'. I'm supposed to watch over her and make sure she doesn't get hurt. Y'know, The 7 foot tall thing that's basically indestructible with super strength has to be protected by the human girl who's only failing grade her whole life was Gym."

"I got z D Minuz."

"No one asked you, Elza!" Victoria shouted before looking back at us. "Now, again, explain why you're in my lab."

"Long story short: Jaqueline gave herself MPD except her second personality is a psychotic monster that will literally do anything for shits and giggles. She's be trying to get rid of it for a longer period of time than just a few hours at a time but then the other personality signed the both of them up for this school so she could learn how to be Hayley- the other personality- forever. But then she turned back into Jaqueline before she could make a potion to make her Hayley for a longer time and now Jaqueline is stuck here, probably going to die, as she has morals to stop her from killing or attacking people like Hayley."

"Wow, thanks for adding that last part." Jaqueline said sarcastically. I looked over at her and her hair started turning black again before she muttered "fucking dickhead".

"Wait, What was that?" I asked. Her hair turned blonde again.

"I'm so sorry! I didn't mean that!" Jaqueline said as the lights flickered.

"...I think I figured out how to cure you." I said. "I'm probably going to need your help though." I said looking at Victoria.

"What? I'm not-"

"She'll help! She'll do whatever you say!... I'm Clarissa!" Clarissa said sitting up right on the table.

"Again there's no way I'm-" Victoria began to say before it felt like the earth was shaking as Clarissa was walking towards her.

"We're. Helping. Them!" She said through gritted teeth staring at Victoria.

"Uh r-right! S-sure! What do you need me to do?" Victoria asked.