"Listen, you're not gonna survive 5 more minutes in this school if you don't either learn how to pretend you're a horror movie monster or unless you make friends with said horror movie monsters." I told Kimberly as we sat down. She was still shaking like a wimp.

"But you know I've never seen a horror movie!"

"Wait, What?" Courtney went.

"Yeah, I know." I said.

"You mean you've never seen Dracula?"

"No."

"The Mummy?"

"No."

"The Phantom of the Opera?"

"No."

"Frankenstein?"

"No."

"Bride of Frankenstein?"

"No."

"House of Frankenstein?"

"No."

"Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein?"

"That's not even a horror movie!" I yelled at Courtney

"It's apart of the Universal franchise so yes it is!" Courtney snapped back.

"Look! I've never seen a horror movie, alright!? How am I supposed to pretend I'm something when I don't even know how to act like it!?"

"Well, I could help you learn how to get all Lon Chaney Jr. on people." I said.

"All what?"

"YOU DON'T-!? Ugh, never mind maybe you are doomed!" I said making Kimberly shrink in fear and panic. "Woah, hey, I didn't mean that! It was a joke!"

"It didn't seem like a joke." Courtney said.

"Shut it before I... help me think of some sort of insult that wouldn't be in poor taste considering your... condition." I said.

"Just don't say anything about choking." Courtney shrugged.

"Anyway, I might be able to help protect you, although it might not work out all that well considering I also need protecting." I said. "At the same time, you've never seen a horror movie so I might need a little help."

"I could always help out." Courtney chimed in.

"Yeah but like, you're kinda bad at being scary." I said.

"That's true. I do put the 'fun' in 'funeral'!" Courtney said before giggling.

"But still, we need some help from the most vial person imaginable to truly get you to act the p-"

"Oh, what a shame! It looks like there are no seats left! Do you mind if I sit on your face?" Hayley asked as she pressed her boobs against my back.

"Th-there's almost a whole table of empty space." Kimberly said. Hayley looked at her with an unamused face.

"...Who's this slut?"

"We're sitting here now." Victoria said sitting on the opposite side of me with Clarissa and Elza next to her.

"Hi, (Y,N)~." Clarissa waved at me.

"You saw him twenty minutes ago stop being weird." Victoria said.

"HEY! That was the last seat next to (Y,N) you cunt!" Hayley shouted.

"Well maybe you should've skipped the retarded pick up lines and just sat down, dumbass."

"Uh, (Y,N)? Who're these guys?" Courtney asked me.

"Oh, right, you guys haven't met!" I said. "Courtney meet, Hayley Hyde-"

"You mean like-"

"Yes like what you were going to say now shut the fuck up!" Hayley shouted before sitting next to Kimberly.

"And this is Victoria, Clarissa, and Elza."

"Victoria... and a Frankenstein Monster?"

"Ohmygod How did you guess my last name!?" Clarissa asked.

"Because you're-... I'm not gonna explain it to you your brain would probably explode." Victoria sighed.

"Wait, their last names are really Frankenstein?"

"Minez iz Valentine."

"No one asked you, Elza!" Victoria shouted.

"Oh, yeah. Are we ever going to talk about how your name is literally Victoria Frankenstein?" I asked Victoria.

"No, because I don't like you people."

"Then why are you sitting next to me?"

"Because I made a quick analysis of the room and you're the only thing in this room that can't kill me except ugly right there." She said pointing at Kimberly. "By the way, what's her deal? She's been shaking ever since Clarissa showed up."

"Do I smell?" Clarissa asked.

"Vike a dozen corpzez stitched togedzer." Elza said.

"Her names Kimberly. She's the only other normal human at the school besides me because she was gonna like kill everyone at her school or something."

"Wh-what!?" Kimberly went like she just now figured out why she was here.

"Also she's never seen a horror movie."

"Really? Wow, your life is pathetic!" Victoria said poking at her food before Elza handed her a microscope. "How are you not dead yet? Seriously."

"I had to posses her and stab these nightmare boogeymen clowns." Courtney said.

"Y-you possessed me!?"

"Oh that's- wait, possessed?" Victoria looked up from her microscope and over at Courtney. "You're a ghost!?"

"...Was the blue translucent skin not a dead giveaway?" Courtney asked before giggling and repeating the word "dead".

"This is amazing! I'm going to be the first scientist in the world with scientific proof that ghosts exist!"

"I saw her first!" Hayley said.

"Yeah, well you're psychopath right now and not a scientist aren't you, Hayley?" Victoria said. Hayley then proceeded to lean forward and try to grab Victoria by the mouth making Victoria fall out of her seat and hit her head on the floor. "Ow, fuck!"

"I told you if you said my name like that again I'd rip your tongue out!" Hayley said.

"Can we please get back to the dilemma of trying to keep Kimberly alive?" I asked.

"We can but only if you answer my questions of 'why do you care?' and 'why should we care?'" Hayley responded.

"Because it would make me very happy if you did care." I said.

"I know you're trying to fuck with me to say yes... but it worked." Hayley said. "Alright, being pure evil incarnate I'll help her after last period I fuck your brains out."

"Let's not-"

"I wasn't asking."

"I'll help too! I, like, watched this really scary show this one time!" Clarissa said.

"Dat vaz 'Zay Yez To Ze Dress.'"

"And the bitch said no!" Clarissa exclaimed.

"Woah! Hold on! You're not helping because you only have the inherent scariness of looking like 100 dead bodies and having the strength of 100 living men, which Kimmie over there doesn't have! Well, I mean she has the looking like a corpse thing down, but not in the right way. And you're not helping because I already have to babysit your other personality! I'm not watching this cretin too once you switch!" Victoria shouted holding the back of her head. As she got up I noticed a puddle of blood on the ground and some blood seeping out in between her fingers.

"Should you go see a doctor?"

"Oh yeah, let me go find a doctor somewhere in HELL!" Victoria shouted before someone put a straw on the back of her head. We all turned our heads to see a girl standing there with extremely pale skin, black hair, and red eyes slurping the blood out of the back of Victoria's head.

"Oh, I'm terribly sorry! Were you all going to eat that?" She asked.