Day 5. (Sleepover Special).

The writers and their lovers are having a big sleepover at the dorms with pillows, smacks, and games galore.

Andre: Woo, hey guys I'm gonna slide down the stairs.

Rosalina: Wait!-

Andre:

https://youtu.be/8XkBHYU6QpE

Andre: OW THERE'S FUCKING GLASS IN MY ASS.

Chomper:*Slow claps* Way to go.

Andre: IT HURTS.

Palutena: Remind me why I'm dating you again.

Andre: Because I'm funny NOW PLEASE GET THE GLASS OUT.

Palutena: Sometimes, other times you do dumb shit like this.

Andre: I KNOW I'M DUMB JUST GET THE GLASS OUT.

Zelda casts a spell that removes all the glass from Andre's ass.

A/n: Hey that rhymed.

MEME: I'm fuck up.

Voltage: The party just started.

Tony: He drank on the way here.

MEME: Who wants to see Dark and Loona have sex?.

Loona: How much has he drank.

MEME: Shut the fuck up...you fucking furry.

Loona: There is a reason you are single.

MEME: Fucking bitch.

Dark: Okay let's just all calm down...anyone wants to play beer pong?.

Loona: I'll play darky.

Dark: *Blushes* Okay.

Rarity: Hey where are Chomper, Samus and Peach?.

Chomper: Well Samus and Peach are drunk but I'm fine.

Samus: Cmon, I just want a taste-

Chomper: I said no.

Voltage noticed Rosalina sitting alone.

Voltage: Hey babe, what's wrong.

Rosalina: Nothing, just had a bit to much to drink.

Voltage: No, you haven't taken a sip of your beer.

Rosalina: I'm just not thirsty.

Voltage: Why are you sweating.

Rosalina: I'm not.

Voltage: If something is wrong you can tell me, I'll take you home-

Rosalina: Everything is fine.

Voltage: Then why aren't you drinking.

Rosalina: I don't like beer-

Voltage: Bullshit, you like to drink it, so why aren't you drinking i-

Rosalina: BECAUSE YOU GOT ME PREGNANT YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!.

Everyone stops and Looks at Rosalina and Voltage.

Voltage: W-What?.

Rosalina: *Sigh* I'm pregnant, and you are going to help me raise this child.

Voltage: Oh hell no.

Rosalina: Yes you are.

Voltage: I don't know how to change a damn diaper.

Rosalina: Well you better start learning.

MEME: PILLOW FIGHT!.

MEME hits Rosalina in the stomach with a pillow.

Everyone: O-O.

Chomper:....Well if anyone needs me, I'll be fucking my girls. Bye.

Chomper, Samus and Peach head into the other room and Voltage starts glowing.

Voltage: YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

Voltage picks up a pillow and starts hitting everyone besides Roslina.

Andre: Holy sh-

Voltage starts beating Andre with a pillow and then hits Palutena in the head.

Rosalina: Voltage stop!.

Voltage stops and Rosalina is holding a crying baby.

Voltage: Aww.

Rosalina: It's cute isn't it.

Voltage: Yeah...wanna fuck?.

Dark: Aww he's so cute.

Voltage throws the pillow at Dark hitting her in the head.

Dark: Ow.

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