Day 5. (Sleepover Special).
The writers and their lovers are having a big sleepover at the dorms with pillows, smacks, and games galore.
Andre: Woo, hey guys I'm gonna slide down the stairs.
Rosalina: Wait!-
Andre:
https://youtu.be/8XkBHYU6QpE
Andre: OW THERE'S FUCKING GLASS IN MY ASS.
Chomper:*Slow claps* Way to go.
Andre: IT HURTS.
Palutena: Remind me why I'm dating you again.
Andre: Because I'm funny NOW PLEASE GET THE GLASS OUT.
Palutena: Sometimes, other times you do dumb shit like this.
Andre: I KNOW I'M DUMB JUST GET THE GLASS OUT.
Zelda casts a spell that removes all the glass from Andre's ass.
A/n: Hey that rhymed.
MEME: I'm fuck up.
Voltage: The party just started.
Tony: He drank on the way here.
MEME: Who wants to see Dark and Loona have sex?.
Loona: How much has he drank.
MEME: Shut the fuck up...you fucking furry.
Loona: There is a reason you are single.
MEME: Fucking bitch.
Dark: Okay let's just all calm down...anyone wants to play beer pong?.
Loona: I'll play darky.
Dark: *Blushes* Okay.
Rarity: Hey where are Chomper, Samus and Peach?.
Chomper: Well Samus and Peach are drunk but I'm fine.
Samus: Cmon, I just want a taste-
Chomper: I said no.
Voltage noticed Rosalina sitting alone.
Voltage: Hey babe, what's wrong.
Rosalina: Nothing, just had a bit to much to drink.
Voltage: No, you haven't taken a sip of your beer.
Rosalina: I'm just not thirsty.
Voltage: Why are you sweating.
Rosalina: I'm not.
Voltage: If something is wrong you can tell me, I'll take you home-
Rosalina: Everything is fine.
Voltage: Then why aren't you drinking.
Rosalina: I don't like beer-
Voltage: Bullshit, you like to drink it, so why aren't you drinking i-
Rosalina: BECAUSE YOU GOT ME PREGNANT YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!.
Everyone stops and Looks at Rosalina and Voltage.
Voltage: W-What?.
Rosalina: *Sigh* I'm pregnant, and you are going to help me raise this child.
Voltage: Oh hell no.
Rosalina: Yes you are.
Voltage: I don't know how to change a damn diaper.
Rosalina: Well you better start learning.
MEME: PILLOW FIGHT!.
MEME hits Rosalina in the stomach with a pillow.
Everyone: O-O.
Chomper:....Well if anyone needs me, I'll be fucking my girls. Bye.
Chomper, Samus and Peach head into the other room and Voltage starts glowing.
Voltage: YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
Voltage picks up a pillow and starts hitting everyone besides Roslina.
Andre: Holy sh-
Voltage starts beating Andre with a pillow and then hits Palutena in the head.
Rosalina: Voltage stop!.
Voltage stops and Rosalina is holding a crying baby.
Voltage: Aww.
Rosalina: It's cute isn't it.
Voltage: Yeah...wanna fuck?.
Dark: Aww he's so cute.
Voltage throws the pillow at Dark hitting her in the head.
Dark: Ow.
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