the students were sitting in their seats and Rosalina was kissing Voltage.

Andre: Man, I wish Palutena would do that with me?.

Chomper: Don't worry Buddy, she likes you.

Andre: Yeah, she's kissed me on the cheek once because it was a dare, but you and Samus have already done it-

Samus: That's not true.

Larry: Yeah it was.

MEME: Chomper told us.

Samus: You son of a b- WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU.

Chomper quickly gets up from his seat and starts running around the class as Samus tries to catch him.

Samus: I'm gonna turn you into sushi.

Chomper: SOMEONE GET MY CRAZY GIRL AWAY FROM ME.

Stone Cold(PA): Attention students, I have been informed that a certain couple was having a fun time in the bathroom.

Rosalina stops kissing Voltage.

Stone Cold(PA): Will Rosalina and Voltage meet me in my office...I just want a quick word.

Rosalina grabs Voltage by the arm and leads him to Austin's office.

Sonic: What do you think will happen?.

Chomper: Who knows-AHH

Samus dove at Chomper, who avoids it and runs down the halls.

Samus: GET BACK HERE!.

Mr. Morgan: Where the hell are they going?.

*Gym class*

Tony: Man running is hard.

WFT: Did I say you can stop!.

Tony: No mam.

WFT: that's a hundred more laps.

Tony:..Bitch.

Andre: Man, When Cena's not here we get boring-ass wii fit trainer.

Voltage: I don't mind doing yoga.

Chomper: I can't feel my legs.

MEME: Pussy.

Chomper: It hurts doing standing on one leg for an hour.

Samus: CHOMPER!!!!!!!.

Chomper: Oh shit, gotta hide.

Chomper hides under a table and Samus sees a large bluefin poking out.

Samus: I know that's you.

Chomper: *Puts on glasses* Hello my name is Champ...ur...you must have the wrong person.

Samus grabs the glasses and crushes them with her hand.

Chomper: Well...shit.

*Meanwhile*

Austin: So, care to explain what happened?.

Rosalina: Um well we-we-we-we-we-we-we-ww-we-we-w-

Voltage: We fucked in the bathroom-

Rosalina: VOLTAGE!.

Austin: I know Rosalina, I'm saying that neither of you are in trouble, just next time, do it on your own time, and don't leave evidence behind.

Rosalina: Huh?.

Austin: Janitor found one unopened Condom in the bathroom and Voltage's...Not gonna finish that sentence.

Voltage: How do you know it was mine.

Austin: You two were the only ones in the bathrooms at the time.

Rosalina: I thought you said you had the condom on.

Voltage:....Crap.

Austin: What the hell?.

Chomper comes in with a broken hand and Samus walks in as well.

Austin: What happened?.

Samus: Chomper?.

Chomper: I fell...down the stairs.