It was a new week in the school of boneheads and stoners but everything was going fine, well except one thing.

Kranos: So how was your weekend.

Dark: Well it started with...

Dark froze all of a sudden.

Plague: With what?.

Dark: Oh my gosh.

Loona: Hey guys, what's up, I'm new here, my name is Loona.

Voltage: Well nice to meet you Loona, I'm Voltage this is Kranos, Plague and Dark.

Dark: Hi!.

Loona: Hello.

Dark: *Blushes*

Chomper walks up to the group liking an Ice Cream cone.

Chomper: Loona, because you are new, why don't we have Dark show you around.

Dark: Oh no I coul-

Loona: Cool, Alright Darky, where to first?.

Dark: W-Well let's start with the halls first.

Loona: Alright, Let's go.

Loona and Dark start walking down the hallway but Chomper taps Dark's shoulder.

Chomper*Whispers to Dark* You can thank me later.

MEME: Hey, um guys we better get to class.

The writers manage to get into the classroom on time and sit down in the seats just as Mr. Morgan walks in.

Arthur: Alright class listen up this perio- Wait, where the hell are Dark and the new girl.

Chomper: Probably fu-

Samus hits Chomper on the back on the head.

Chomper: :(

Larry: Dark is giving Loona a tour of the school.

Arthur: Alright whatever.

Rosalina gets Palutena to pass a note to Voltage and when he reads it, he turns red.

Bloody: What is it?.

Voltage: Nothing that concerns you, my friend.

Arthur: No today's topic will be-

Rosalina: Mr. Morgan, may I use the restroom?.

Arthur: Okay but be quick.

Rosalina winks at Voltage before stepping out of the door.

Arthur: Now, As I was saying-

Voltage: Mr. Morgan, May I use the restroom as well?.

Arthur takes a long inhale.

Arthur: Fine.

Voltage quickly springs up from his seat and runs down to the bathrooms.

Arthur: Does anyone else have to go before we start.

Silence.

Arthur: Alright now open your books to chapter 2.

*Later on*

Plague: Finally that bullshit is over.

Tony: I know, Hey where did Rosalina and Voltage go?.

Kranos: They seemed to have skipped class.

Plague: They'll be okay.

MEME: Larry what are you doing.

Larry was starring at some of the girl's asses as they walked by.

Larry: Damn, that's a fine ass.

Chomper slaps Larry across the face.

Larry: What the hell man.

Chomper: Don't stare at asses.

Larry: You should talk, I say you looking at Samus and Peach.

Chomper: That was different, I had dropped my pencil and her ass was in my field of vision.

Andre: Yeah right-

MEME: I say you looking at Palutena.

Andre: Shut up.

Mario: Guys, I think-a-Dark and Loona have made it work.

Plague: What do you mean?.

Mario points to Dark and Loona who are giggling and talking to each other.

Chomper: See, I set her up.

MEME: Then you could set me up with Fluttershy or Sunset or someone.

Chomper: Nah.

Kranos and Weasel whisper something into MEME's ear.

MEME: Fine, I'll just find a nice zombie deer in the woods for you.

Chomper:..Fine...bastards.

Peach: Hey Chomper.

Mario and Chomper: Princess.

Peach: Samus wanted me to give you a message Chomper.

Chomper: Okay what is it?.

Peach whispers something in Chomper's ear and after hearing it he froze.

Peach: Chomper?.

Larry slaps Chomper in the face.

Chomper: Ow.

Larry: He's back.

Andre: Here comes Voltage.

Voltage and Rosalina were walking down the halls feeling uneasy and they also kept starring at eachother.

Rosalina: Hey guys.

Bloody: You okay, you seem a little tired and hurt at the same time.

Rosalina: I'm fine.

Voltage: And I'm fine as well, before you ask.

Mario: Um Rosalina there's-a-something on your mouth.

Rosalina: Oh it's nothing.

Andre: Wait a minute.

Andre looks at Rosalina's lips.

Andre: Holy shit.

Tony: What?.

Andre: They di-

Rosalina quickly walks away and Voltage follows her.

Larry: Damn, she has a nice ass.

Bloody: Larry.

Larry: I'm just saying it's a good ass.

MEME: He's not wrong.