Breaking News.  There's been an incident at the Monte Vista High School lock-in. Two LAPD officers were at the scene and witnessed the crime. We go now live to Monte Vista where students were gathered for the annual school dance. Well, Officer Lagney and I arrived at the scene to find these "packs"of gang members in the midst of gun violence. We  immediately pounced the evil doers and we had the situation under control. Yeah, we have to take care of this  before more innocent kids are hurt.  Bunch of savages.  Animals that belong in a zoo. First of all,that cop is high as hell.  Look at him.  Second of all,that's not even how it went do.  Let me rewind to the beginning. This was actually the greatest night of my life. Would you believe me if I told you it was a tale of love? The cops may have labeled it a tragedy,but you can never trust the police. Hey, this is my story. So I should tell you,it'll probably be a little racist. Where you gonna be at tonight?You best believe that you're gonna be over at Monte Vista High School because it's going down.  Supa Sizers out there with their smash hit The Hater Dance will be in the neighborhood, man. It's Power 106's annual"Unity in the Community" school dance going down at Monte Vista High School. Power 106.Well, I love that Supa Sizer. That motherfucking Hater Dance song is the shit. I'm not gonna give in to that Supa Sizers'song. Press it just as soon as I can. You  want Mamma to walk you in, baby?No, Mamma, I'm good. You ain't good, nigga. You ain't about four feet goddamn tall. Hold on. Your Mamma coming. I don't want nobody fucking with my baby. Ma! I protects my baby. Come on. Let's go. Now, listen. If some shit goes down, I want you to page me,all right? Ma, nobody uses pagers no more. We got iPhones. Man,I know what's going on in these streets,God help you. Ma, I promise, I'm good. All right, well, listen,I gotta get to the motherfucking church anyway. Go in there and make Mamma proud. Learn something. Give Mamma a kiss,little baby, before I go. Kiss me, nigga, before I blow...I love you. Take care and learn something today. Make Mamma proud,you little bitch. Tell your teacher I said, "Hey."You got something for me?Yeah, I got something. Hold on. All right. Roll on,I got you. I got you. You bet not hit me with  that football ,I'll fuck your ass up. The Rangers,those dudes are amazing. Best dance clique in our school. And one of them is actually my older cousin. Day Day. I met him at a family reunion once,but I don't even think he remembers my name. See, man, I'd do anything to be down with that clique. Now, that's what it's about here. Cliques. Now, they're not gangs,but it's far from that study-buddy shit. It's more so sororities and fraternities without the college education and social benefits. Let me explain. Each school is divided and segregated into cliques. Monte Vista is no different. You got your backpackers,the nerds,the vegan,tree-loving dreadheads. You got your dirty ghetto kids aka your hood skaters. Oh, and that's Stinkfinger. Across the street,you'll find the lamest fools to ever set foot in the hood. Girl, let me carry your books for you, girl. They all dropped out of school like 10 years ago but these fools still up here every single day. Bunch of old wannabe gangsters who wanna holler at young chicks but always fail miserably. We're not carrying any books. And if we were,you wouldn't be able to touch them. You wanna carry these balls then, bitch?Yeah, put the ballsin your book bag, bitch. Told the bitchto carry my balls.Say what?I said,"Carry my balls, bitch."Come again, say what? Let's ride out. I know. That's right. Then there's the Ese's. The real gangsters. Legend has it if you look one of them in the eye, you could die. Where we come from,blacks and Mexicanshave never gotten along.It's the ghetto civil warthat defies logic.It's like vegetarians beefing with vegans.It's the same shit.See what I did there?And the most notorious badassEse of them all is Big Junior.A while ago he got sent to prisonfor burning down a school dance'cause he thought some blind guywas looking at his little sister.Who just so happens to bethe girl of my dreams.Anastacia Moreno.I've been in love with her since we shareda nap-time towel in the first grade.I was so nervous,I pissed on myself,all over the towel,all over her.I sure enough did.She hasn't looked my way since.It's probably because we're fromtwo totally different worlds.I mean, she's a Sweet Gyrl.A part of the hottestfemale cliquethat my school has ever birthed.Let's take a moment to enjoy.Man, look at her.She's the most beautifulgirl I've ever seen.Wait a minute.Is she looking at me?Jason B.B. Jackson.Oh, this is my shot.This is my moment.Seize the opportunity.Go get 'em, buckaroo.Oh, yeah, I forgot to introduceyou to the Prairie Puff Man.The tobacco industry'spropaganda pitchmanthat's been killingkids for years.I wasn't always super cool.Till I discovered these.My mother smokes eight packsof these death-doobies a day.And since she's a single parent,he's the only man I'veever seen in my house.Prairie Puff Man islike my guardian angel.Don't cheat.My role model.Go get 'em, buckaroo.My nigga, what the fuck, bro?What's that?Worst moment in thehistory of fucked-up-ness.Ay! He's so little.It looks like a dickbut smaller.That is gross.Little dudeain't even circumcised!What was that, bro?Why you even looking at this nigga's dick?This nigga's dicklook like Franklyn.Hey, bro, pull your pants up.He's still sitting therewith his pants down.Hey! Wait up!Attention! It's 7:45.Will the student wholost their prosthetic legplease hop your ass down here tothe guidance counselor's office.Hey, guys! Hey, guys!Wait up.Yo, how can I be a Ranger?I know everything about y'all.I got all your mix-tapes.I know all your dance moves.I was even thinking ofgetting a Ranger tattoo.Yo, this nigga is a stalker.I'll do whateverit takes, I swear.Okay, littlepiggy-in-the-blanket dick.You really wantthat Ranger life?Day Day, whip it out.Memorize it.Now, if you want to pledgeto be in the illest clique,you got to get the drawersoff one of the illest chicks.That's right. Panties.When you come back with a fresh pairof Sweet Gyrl panties, you're in.Uh, can't it be likea sock or something?Panties!Like these.These are Keisha'sfrom last night.She just gave you those?For sure.All right,now here come them sugar drawers.Take your pick, little dude!Yo, yo, yo,snap out of it, Un-Circky!This Ranger shit is real.South Central wasn'tbuilt in no day.So can you pull it off or what?Uh, when am I supposedto have this done?Tonight.- Tonight?- Tonight.But you just said SouthCentral wasn't built in a day.Uh, I don't know what that shit means.I just be saying shit.Y'all expect me to have sexwith one of the most untouchablegirls in our school tonight?Yeah.That's not evenhumanly possible.Yeah, it is.Tonight is the "Unity in the Community"school dance, fool.And it's a lock-in.And you know what happensat the lock-in, boy.Okay, for those of you thatdon't knowwhat a lock-in is,let me explain.In an attempt to giveall races and classes of studentsa safe party environment,and keep them awayfrom gang violence,we have an all-nightcampus partythat culminates in a sleep over,in the gym.Nice, safe and wholesome, right?Wrong.Instead of the lock-in,they need to call it the "get it in."Because that's all that'shappening all night long.Everybody sneaks off somewhere toget their freak in......drink in, smoke in,and frolic in.But the main attraction is thePower 106 concert and talent show.Last year The New Boyz took home$2,000 and a major label record deal.Their lives changed forever.And they're coming backthis year to judgeand give another acta ticket out of the hood.Oh, shit, y'all.We're late! We betterget to class.Nigga, we're The Rangers.We're not worried aboutbeing late to class.Yeah, we run this school.This school don't run us,extra meat.Yeah, nigga.Quit tripping.I'm with the big dogsrunning this school.This school don't run us.Ain't that right, dude?Langston?Tardy, tardy, tardy!Get your Hot Pocket-sizedass to my office!In here, sir.Little-ass homie,in here.Ain't that a rip?Damn. That's what'swrong with you kids.Your mind is filledwith all that bullshit.I'm sick of it.If I was your daddy,I'd be the one whotore your ass up.I wouldn't play here.I wouldn't put up with none of it.That's right.I'm trying to...Ooh!Look at that. Look at that. Look at that.Look at that, that, that, that...Stop looking at my girl.I'm gonna tell you one time andI ain't gonna tell you no more.Keep your eyes andyour mind off my bitch.I mean, my faculty.I'm sorry about that, Mrs. Johnson.She hears every damnthing. Everything!Yeah, she is a bitch sometimes.I needs to talk to you.About that little butt-nakeddance you just didout there on the quadjust a minute ago.Well...I'm not circumcised either.And I'm sixty-some years old,still ain't circumcised.Join the club!You've got a turtle-necklittle dick, too.You got a German Shepherd dick.I got a German Shepherd dick.You got a Sean John leather on your dick.That's what you got.That's right. Levi leather.I know it. When your little dickgets a little blanket lint on it,and cookie crumbs,stuff like that,it's hard to blow out.I know what you're talking about'cause I deal with itall the time.You ain't evengotta use a condom.Just twist the tip uplike a balloon.That little ball will pop up.More pleasure!Principal Rogers.What?Is there any reason thatyou have me in your office?Yes, there's a reasonwhy I got you in here.I wanted to ask you something.You having a problem outwith 'em Ranger boys?The Rangers?No, they're my friends.That's what I'm talking about.See that! See that!I'm sitting here trying to defendyou and you're running with 'em!I'm gonna tell yousomething, Jebediah,you're trying to startsome shit around here.The Rangers, now, all ofa sudden, is your friends.Ain't that a bitch.You run around here foolingwith the Mexican kids.They're gonna fuck one ofy'all up, up around here.Somebody's gonna bend you, spin youand go up in you. This is my school.And I won't play that.I don't like any of them one bit!Are you getting initiatedinto a gang, young Jiminey?Uh, my name is Jason,and no, I'm not.Cut the...I'm gonna tell you something, Jethro.You're gonna tryand start a race riot.You better leave them Mexican kids alone,they're gonna jump on you.Yeah, four to five of them aregonna jump on your little ass.They're gonna have HomeDepot little jackets on,they don't play the fool.Yeah. Damn shit.You think it's a game?You're gonna end up on First 38.First 38.I thought it was 48.Yeah, it's 38, nigga.Yes.I hear you need one more volunteerteacher tonight for the lock-in.And you heard right, baby.I need you here.Quicker than a catcan lick his ass.All right, great.I'll see you there.I'm gonna tear that ass up tonight.Huh?Are you going tothe school dance tonight?Yeah, come on. Get your little noseyass out of here. Get on out of here.The Hater Dance.The Hater Dance.The Hater Dance.Oh!What the fuck?It seems like today isyour unlucky day, Day.That's funny, fool.Yeah.Yo, why y'all messing with me?I know you got some lawnsto mow or something.So, Day Day,you have a really important phone call.Who's this?What? Nigga, speak English.Who's this?It's Junior.Just got out and he wants his money.Yeah, don't keep him holding on the phone,Holmes.That's rude.My bad, Junior. I didn't know it was you.How did you get out?I thought you werein jail for triple life.Look, man, I got your money.Don't worry.Insert 25 centsfor another minute.What did he say?Don't ask me, fool.I don't speak Spanish.$2,000 by midnightor Junior's gonna kill you.Shit.2 grand.Where am I gonna getthat from by midnight?Day Day, you cool?Hell no.These Ese's are threateningme over some shitmy wack-ass father did!Uncle D-Smoke?Yeah, that lying-assnigga, Darren.See, my mamma thoughtit would be a good ideafor me to govisit him in prison.Say, "Hi, Daddy!"Say, "Hi, Daddy!"Hi, Daddy.Whose goddamnwhite baby is that?This is your baby, okay?He's just light skinned. Mmm-hmm.That one might be mine.That one right there,I'm not totally sure.Just because younamed him Darrendon't mean he belongs to Darren.But I don't care whatthis baby's name is,this baby is rice skinnedbut not light skinned.That is a white child.That is Caucasian fromthe mountains of Caucasus.That is a Slavic baby,a Viking from Iceland.That baby got 730as a credit ratingright now as an infant.You the only oneI've been with, Darren.Bitch, let me explainto you the math.I've been in here16 consecutive years.You know how long "consecutive" is,don't you?Okay, so, it means one rightafter the motherfucking other.'Cause I ain'tnever missed a day.So clearly you've beenhaving some conjugal visitswith some othermotherfuckers other than me.That's not my baby.That's almost a grown whiteman you've brought in here.His glasses are certainly grown.I've never seen a baby withthat type of prescription.And why does that babylook like Officer Joshua?Bitch, you've beenfucking the guard?Ew! Nuh-uh!Hey, Darren, stop talking to mymom like that, man. Be respectful.You're absolutely right.I apologize for that.- It's just that this bitch...- Damn it. There you go again.Your mother was misbehaving.Sorry, I should've set abetter example in front ofthe nice white gentlemanand your mother.All right, so, could I please speakto my black son privately, please?Would that be okay with you, Trina?Mmm-hmm.I mean you no disrespect, sir.Hope to work for youone day when I get out.Come on, baby.Raggedy head...You have to excuse me, son.This is my first white baby.What's up, man?I'm in a jam.What?Uh...There was a gambling incident and I need,like,13,000 cigarettes,preferably 6,000of those non-mentholand then like 5,000pineapple fruit cups.That's worth about $2,000on the open street market.If you can handle that for me,I'd appreciate it.Darren, what areyou talking about?Well, see, whathad happened was...Wait, you're gonna do aflashback within a flashback?Nigga, you knowyou can't do that.Nigga, I'm a criminal.That's what I do,what I'm not supposed to do.So, now.What had happened was...No Mexican has ever beat me in Dominoes.Ever.But one day the cashwas on the line,I had been sipping that leanand he caught me slipping.What's this got to do with me?This is your problem.Uh, I didn't have the money,and in lieu of the money,I told Junior and his crewthat I had a rich sonin a famous rap group,and I'm sure a little funky $2,000don't mean nothing when he'sclocking all the dollars out there,Mr. Major Buckety Bucks.What? Man, we ain't signed yet.I ain't got no money.All right, well,let's not be a Gloomy Gus.Okay, if you didn't learn nothingfrom your white brother, learnalways look onthe bright side of life.But you still haven'tgiven him any money?No, I gave himan orange this morning.But they're already trying tomake me make small booty paymentsand I only got a smallbooty to work with.Look here, man,um, I only got one booty hole.You understand what I'm saying?They don't take debit or credit ornothing in here, it's just hole. Okay?I've been holdingonto it for 16 years.I don't see no reasonto let it go nowover a few little pineapplefruit cups and some cigarettes.Speaking of which,I need you to do me a favor.You think you canlisten to these for me?That's disgusting, man.Where'd you pull that out from?Oh, from my LouisVuitton prison bag.Nigga, what do you think?I pulled them out of my ass.You ain't got to smell it.Just listen to it.I know.I know. It's time.Look, I only got a few secondsbefore they snatch me up out of here'cause I'm a gangster!But look, I need youto save my sphincter.You gonna embarrass me in frontof that white man's child,you better lock me down!Some father I got, huh?Now I gotta pay Junior by midnight.Anyway,you get them drawers yet?I'm just messing with you.Come on, bro, we got PE.Wait, you noticed Iwas in your PE class?Yeah, man.I've seen you there before,looking all un-athletic and shit.Let's keep this Juniorthing between me and you.It's 11:00.Get your wretched ass into class!Man!I'm in a tight situation.Go ahead.Keep laughing at my pain.But the struggle is real!Big Junior just magically gotreleased from a triple life sentence.And he's on a missionto kill my cousin Day Day.And probably me too,once he finds outI'm trying to gethis sister's panties.Are those pantiesreally worth dying for?She probably got somereally nice panties.I guess I gotta dowhat I gotta do.It's like my manShakespeare said,"Love is a smoke,made from the fumes of sighs,"being purged,a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes."Get your asses upfor some aerobics.Stand your asses up!Don't make Coach mad today.Don't make me mad! Come on now.Let's get into this Hater Dance, shall we?5, 6, 7 and 8.And to the left.Whoo! Yeah!Come on, guys.Man, what the hellyou doing, piddly dick?Move like yougot some damn rhythm. Come on.Now step, yeah, side to side,yeah, side to side,yeah, side to side.Oh, yeah! Keep going.Mmm!Do the dance.Not so hard, Venkatesh!Not so hard. Okay?Hey. I'm so sickof this damn song!Yeah, but I do like the way B3'sbooty shakes to that dance. Mmm!What's a B3?Man, you gotta keep up with theacronyms if you're gonna be a Ranger.B3 is Big Booty Becky.Oh.Come on, J-Extra.Let's roll over there right now.I like that, J-Extra.That's your new name.Yeah. That's right.Dougie's with it, boy.That's the Fredrick Douglassright there, you old nigga.Can we help you, little boy?No love.Little homie with us.Oh, I'm sorry, Langston.I didn't know.Hey. Didn't we go topre-school together?Uh, me? No.See, I'm from Nigeria.Oh!Oh...Yeah. That's it.You peed on me in elementary school.- What?- What?What are y'all doing,not participating in my calisthenics, huh?Coach, we're tired of doing thatfake-ass electric slide, man.The Hater Dance is loved by everybody.We don't like it.Oh, well, I'm sorryto hear that.Baby Chris Rock face.Why you hate The Hater Dance, huh?You gotta like it!Okay?We're about what'spopping next, not now!Yeah, we about to give you a littletaste of what we gonna do tonight.Check it out!Who painted your back?Little Negro division?Watch this, little niggas.Yo, we killed that.We definitely gonna win tonight.Bro, you already know what's up.I know you saw howJasmine was on me.That's gonna bemy butt down tonight.Nigga, yeah, right!You know her daddy's a pastor.What? Are you doubtingthe powers of a Ranger?My fault.I repent.Yo, yo. Check that out.That's confidence right there.Day Day still ain't gonna smash,but at least he's confident.I don't know, bro.This whole Sweet Gyrl thing'sa little bit out of my league.I couldn't even get my name out.I blew it.Don't trip,you'll get another chance.No, you won't, little nigga.Mrs. Johnson, report to the office.Mrs. Johnson,report to the office.Hi, Mrs. Johnson.Hi, boys!Damn!Stop looking at my bitch!Well, students, it's 12:30.Lunch time, reduced lunch,bring your lunch.Hell, no lunch.Hey, man,look at these little niggas!Need to move.Move, man! Word!Man, that's whyThe Rangers is gay.Nigga, what the fuck you say?You heard what he said, fool.Y'all are gay!Man, that's the bestyou could come up with?Yeah!Yeah?Cue these niggas off, yo!Our little nigga's funny.This Ranger game, manLook at these suckersWe run this schoolY'all niggas don't want itHot, like your mammacoochie in the summerThe shit don't stop DillingerDude, you assed-outPlumber!Now I don't understandsomething What?Why he dressed like a manbut got breasts like a womanFor lunch, eat a dick,if you're hungryCoulda been your punksBut I got gyppedYour mamma pussy DOAThat shit is stankyHow you put upwith that stench?Even Stinkfingerwouldn't get up in that bitchHer pubic hair islike fucking on the GrinchMet your mamma freshman yearWe've been fucking ever sinceNigga, ain't thatabout a bitch?Look at your gearSee that it's sort of rentYour pants so tightI can see your pussy printCamel-toe Joe,let 'em know who you withBe like Bernie MacI'm the king of this comedyThe back of your necklooks like grits HominyYour braids so old theysinging Negro Spirituals, homieOh, nobody knowsTell the truth Live honestlyCome out the closetwith your promise ringYou call this gay?We happy, nigga!But I just played your girllike an action figureOoh!Matter of fact, I'm gonna pass it, nigger!Yo, J-Extra! Go on,blast these niggas.Uh...Yo.Listen.Man, I told y'all thiskid wasn't Ranger material.Ahem!Students, did you think I'm playing?I'm walking around herelooking for you.Get your little goat-smellingasses in your class.I'm out here working. I'm looking.Don't make me sneak up on you.I smell pussy or pot.It's pot!Smoke weed every day.Everyone, take out your poemsand pass them to the front. I hope you students ain't fronting on some bitch-ass shit and try and turn in some old Jay-Z lyrics.I got all his albums.I fucks with Hov!Miss Moreno, late again.Sorry, Ms. Billingsly.You must think Billingslyis a punk bitch?Because you aretreating me like a bitch,coming up in my class all late and shit!Ms. Billingsly,it's not even like that.And I bet your ass didn't do thehomework assignment either, huh?Well, actually,I have something...Uh-huh?I mean, I liked it. It's formattedcorrectly. The words are beautiful.You just forgot toput your name on it.So, you didn't thinkit was too long?Nah, you're perfect.It's perfect.Thanks!Oh! You decided toactually do some work.Well, I have gotto hear this shit!Miss Moreno,do us the honor of reciting that poem.What? To the front of the class,Miss Moreno.Ms. Billingsly...Don't talk back to a pimp!Respect my gangsta!"Lamentations 3:22
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https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=modern.english.version.bible from afar"Courting in secret"Wishing for my star"My prayers to keep it"You are my star"In the safety of my dreams"You are my star"Beauty gazing for what seems"Like an eternity"Too fearful for speaking"Too nervous for flirting"My words escape me"Yet flourish from the page"Maybe it's not yet my season"My love ferments with age"I guess I must wait"I confess I must say"You are my star,you are my star"But I am just a glimmer in the galaxy of y our existence"But I go unnoticed from a distance"Burned by your heat"I've yearned for so long"For you without me is like a singer with no song"Yet still,you are my star."Oh, shit!That motherfucker was hella dope. Thank you.Students,it's 3:00. School is over.The school dance is tonight.No gang attire.No lace front. No thongs.No C-section scars.See you tonight.Hey, man, where the hellis your clothes?My horse got the munchiesand ate them.Smooth move back therein class, my son.But now it's timeto rope this filly.Man, what you talking about?Here she comes.Jason. Jason!Oh, my God!She gave me an A!She even wrote,"Your poem was the shit!"I wish I was as gooda writer as you.I mean, you're talented.I've seen you.Really? I mean, I've got the vocals.Just not much of a songwriter.Maybe you should let mehelp you with that.Yeah?That would be cool.I guess I owe you now.No. You don't owe me.It's the least I could do afterpeeing on you in pre-school.I knew I wasn't crazy. That was you.That was really stupid.Man, shut up! Shit.Excuse me?Huh?I said shut up toall them haters.And, uh, give me your number.Okay.So, you should giveme a call sometime.And maybe we canwrite a song together.Yeah. I'd like that.Fuck you, niggas.How you do that shit?Oh, and aren't you goingto the lock-in tonight?Uh, yeah. Uh-huh.Cool! I'll see you there then.Yeah.Yeah, nigga! That's how you do it, nigga.That's how you do it.Hey, Un-Circky,she give you the drawers yet?Oh, man!I'm working on it, bro.Look who finally got a little confidence.Yeah.Got a little bit of swag, too!You actually got her number.I can't believe it.That's right. JULIAN:You know he ain't gonna do nothing with itbut get ink on his dickwhen he's jacking off.Aw, shit!Who raggedy-assshit is that?Jason, bring your ass over, boy!Nigga, that's your mamma?Oh, hell no!Goddamn. This boy's gonna makeme get out of this goddamn car.Here, see what happened isshe's not all the way my mamma.She's kind of my mamma,just a little bit.Shit!Get it, cuz.That's you. That's you.That's true, cuz.I sat on two, cuz.Nigga, you lying!Actually, she's adopted.I swear!Don't make me embarrass youout here in front ofthe school! Now come on.If she let you go,we gonna be at my crib.All right.I'm gonna hit your cell!You ain't gonna hit shit!Who they fuck are they anyway?Mamma, they was my friends.You ain't got no fucking friends.Quit lying.Hold on. Hold on.What's happening?Hey, man, come on. Mamma.Old lady.You see me out here dancing?Crip walking and shit!You're out here interrupting my swag, lady.Yeah, bitch! Youinterrupting his swag, ho!How about I interrupt your life?Oh shit.Shit done got real!Everybody, chill!No. No. No.Look at me.It's cool, lady.I'm not worried about that littlesquirt-gun you got, nigga.I got pussy hairtougher than you.Yeah, it's on topof your lip, bitch!Motherfucker!All right!What seems to bethe problem, Percy?Nothing, Uncle. Everything coolaround here. We're straight!I've done told you little motherfuckersto stop coming up to this school,you grown-ass niggas.You trying to gangbang?You need to bang a job!I done told you aboutselling drugs around here.Come on, we ain'tgetting nobody into that.We ain't in that life. We just say noto that. Ain't that right, my nigga?Excuse me, say what?I said, "We say noto drugs, nigga!"Come again. Say what?No.Percy, you think you slick.I'm on your ass.I'm on your asslike stink on shit!Look, I told you to stop calling mePercy in front of my homies, man.It's OG Lil' Pretty Thug.You know what it is.Pretty thug!A pretty thug?You look like a prettylittle chimpanzee!Not when I do this.Amazing!You look like OG Meerkat.Meerkat?Yeah, you look like a little meerkat.All four of you is short!You understand?All of you can doa flip under the bed.Nigga, are them the shoes withthe wheels on the bottom of 'em?You up here at the schoolwith some Heelys on?I'm crazy!Now, let this studentand thisbeautiful super-model...Thank you, baby!...come on through.See you.I'm gonna see you.Move, bitches!You're gonna leave 'em alone around here.Hit me again.Built like a goddamn car!Call me when you wanta ride too, motherfucker!Yes, Lord!This milkshake brings all the boysto the yard, son. Trust and believe!I'll stick my face in that ass.You'd get stuck.Oh!That's how I got yourdaddy to knock me up.Knocked me good and up!I want you to stay outof my woman's face.You're not goingwith that bitch.Yeah. Get on out of here.Or what?Or what? You sure?Let's roll.Let's roll, nigga.Start, bitch!God damn it!All of you better be in a carseat when you leave here.Easy, cuz!Easy, cuz!Get your ass out of here!Fuckingpiece-of-shit car.Fuck this raggedy motherfucker.I don't give a fuck, bitch.Go around, bitch. Go around!Shit. I don't give a fuck.What the fuck you looking at, motherfucker?Now, going liveto the LAPD eyewitness ride-along.So, this is whatwe like to do all day.We survey the landand look for evildoers.And we like picking up bitches!What the fuck would you saythat in the camera for?You don't likepicking up bitches?I love picking up bitches.But I don't say it in the camera.Holy shit! Rock the cockblock!We got some seriousrocking the cockblock right here.Pull over, fuckers.We are in hot pursuit!They're pulling over.We got ourselves a hot tamale right here.Oh! Rock the cockblock!This is what taxpayers pay forright here and theseboys are mine, baby!Rock the cockblock!Yeah!Turn the music down!Huh?Turn the music down!What?Turn the fucking music down!Hold on, I can't hear you.The music is too loud! Let me turn it down.How fast you were going?Um...Apparently not fast enough,Officer, since you caught us.Obviously these guysare on drugs. Okay?Do you have anyparaphernalia in the car?- Any weapons?- No, sir!I mean, ma'am.Officer Penis?It's P'eniss.It's French.Hey, Penis, all we got is thesebrownies my grandmother madeand this non-alcoholic grapedrink to wash it down with.- Really? Can I have some of that?- Yeah, man.- Where's the drink?- You want some?What the fuck are you doing?What the fuck are you doing?This isn't a restaurant!I'm starving. I didn't haveanything to eat today.But you can'teat shit from them.Your grandmother made these?Yes, sir.These are amazing!You tell her, she needs her own show.This is ridiculous shit!Get out of the car!You have to be firmand authoritativeso that these perpstreat you with respect.Cockblock!Hot pursuit!Hot pursuit!Two black men in a white RollsRoyce going down Fairfax.Roger that, Officer Penis!It's P'eniss!Yeah, man. I'm gonna have tomake you work the corners.Make us some money, man!Whatever, Holmes!I can feel the burn!This thing works.I feel like Bruce Lee.We better start rehearsing if we aregonna win the talent show tonight.I got some cool moves.Hey, pretty bitches!I know you didn't just disrespectus and call us bitches.What you talking about disrespecting?Ain't nobody disrespect you!I said pretty bitches. Disrespectingyou is calling you ugly bitches!It's a compliment, bitch.Them bitches don't know.Ay, he does have a point.Thank you.Damn, he is kinda cute,in a little chocolateSmurf type of way.It's me, baby.You see it.You guys can't be serious.Do you hear your friends?Come on, you guys,let's go inside.This bitch over hereacting like a See-You-In-Tijuana.Hey, why don't you stop cockblocking,you little Mexican bitch.You see, she overhere trying to get it.Let your girl get it.Over here, fucking up game. Stankin' bitch!Mexican bitch!Bitch!Bitch!Shit! Let's go!Let's go!We are funny! We are...Look at this bitch!What's that youcalled my sister?What the fuck?The fuck you are rolling up on for, cuz?Huh? He must don't know.He can't know.He can't know.I said, "Stop cockblocking,you little Mexican bitch!"Fucked, my boy!That's what I said, cuz!This nigga got me fucked up!Man, show 'em what you do.Oh, shit!Hold on, nigga.It's back here. There you go!OG Lil' Pretty Thug, nigga!Okay. Now what?I'm about to putthis nigga in a box.Don't do it. Calm down.You know how you get.Six feet under, nigga!You hear me?Funeral service! Nigga, I... It'sseven now. It's seven feet...Nigga, I'm talkingface on a brochure!Boy!Lights out!Okay! Hear me?Clap on, clap off!Okay!See, you got me fucked up, cuz.Comeback! Comeback! Comeback!You got me fucked up, cuz!Pretty Thug, nigga!You understand? Comeback! Okay!You don't know, ask somebody.Okay!Don't fuck around and get shotby a pretty nigga, nigga!What is he talking about?Excuse me, what?I said, "OG Lil'Pretty Thug!"Come again, say what?I'm... I'm telling...Oh, shit!This nigga real!This nigga real! Oh, shit!Oh, shit.This motherfucker is strong!Fucking thug, nigga.I'll kill you, bitch!Oh, Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints.What the fuck?Bam! Get the grenadeon this nigga, man!Get us a what?Grenade this nigga, man!Pray to him! Pray to him!Put him down!He don't deserve that.Get this cholo, nigga!Damn! I'm too prettyfor this shit.God damn!That nigga threw you!Shit!Oh, shit! Nigga!I feel that shit!Enough! Enough!Listen to me!Shit!I always wanted to do that, eh?Hey, Bam, grab my gun!Excuse me, say what?Grab my gun!Come again, say what?Get my gun!I can't understandyou. Oh, shit!Hey, you can't shoot a niggawith Jesus on their face.Now come on,in the name of Allah!Don't do it.Fall back, Holmes. Fall back.Okay!What's that yousaid about my sister?Will about mine, cuz...No bullets?This motherfucker putno bullets in his gun.Looks like your lifeis full of blanks, fool.Hey, that's The New Boyz?They just cut their new album.Fuck that shit.Just come on, nigga!I'm not getting up.This nasty!I've been fucked up, nigga.Y'all got me fucked up!All the way up.You talking like a real gigo.You talking like a real gigo, man.Oh, shit! We made itto World Star?Man, that shit's crazy.Hey, nigga,I killed them niggas off.Ain't that some good shit.Hey, y'all.Hear that, nigga.Look whose mom finallylet him out the house.Hey, y'all are wack.You hating 'cause my momma care.Ghetto-ass mama.She care about gun play.Did you see your little cameoon World Star? Check it out.Got a million views.Is it tight?Yo!Loser!Langston, can I use yourphone to call Anastacia?Why don't you call at your crib?Well, we don't havea house phone.All we got is my mom's pager.Besides, I need the moralsupport from my guys, you know?I'm mad nervous, y'all.For sure.Call her.And I'm gonna call GeorgeKush and light up this blunt.You know what?I can't believe they beat my record.You know I hold the record formost videos retired on 106...- And this one is smashing it.- How many days it's been over?Cut it! 78 days!Hello!Yo, it's Jason.Who the hell is Jason?What do you wantwith my daughter?Hey, sir, it's Jason and I wantto speak with Anastacia, sir.Man, you didn't answer my question.Who are you?And what the fuck do youwant with my daughter?Uh... Me and Anastacia are ass-mates...I mean classmates!We share a room...We share a classroom and Ihelp her with her homework.And I wanted to know if sheneeded any more help... Help...If she needed me to helpher with her homework.'Cause I helped herwith her homework.Hold on. Anastacia!I'm coming.Hello?Hey, Anastacia.Jason?Yeah. I thought thiswas your cell phone.I lost my cell phone.This is my home phone.What's up?Uh, nothing.What's up with you?Hey, yo, tell her to put thephone up to her coochie!Shut up!Excuse me?Uh...Nothing. Nothing at all.Nothing.Um...I guess I'll see youlater on at the lock-in.Later on.I guess so.Straight crash and burn!You got all shook whenher dad got on the phone.It was downhill from there.She probably thinks you are abig-ass dork right about now.I told you about themMexican daddies, man.No niggers in mi casa, fool!Confidence, bro.That's all it is.Stop being so fuckin' nervous.Yeah, virgin!Who was that on the phone?Nobody. It was justa friend from school.He was helping me with homework.Oh, yeah?He's helping you out.And your little friend from school.Is he a negrito?What does it matter?Orale, Kim Kardashian?Now you're dating black guys?Papa!Papa?Don't papa me.Okay, I know howsuave black guys are.They talk to you with that Mack Daddylingo, holding their giant penises.All right, and I couldtell by this kid's voice,over the phone,it was all deep,he's got a giant palo.No, he doesn't.What did you say?Nothing.Look, Ana, you're a beautiful Latina,which means...Which means what?Which meansyou're fertile as hell.I don't want some little blacknappy-headed baby with a big penisrunning around this house,touching all my shit,and leaving him for me to raise.I can't believe we're talking...Big black baby....about this right now.I'm a virgin.I didn't run off like you and Momand get pregnant when I was 16.All right, well, at least I stuckaround to take care of my children.Those black guys comearound with their cool talkand they get you in bed,and when you get pregnant,they turn into magicians.Magicians?Yeah, magicians,like that acho we sawat the casino, David Coppertone.- Yeah, Coppertone.- He was good.- Yeah, it was funny.- The rabbits?Yeah, they were cute.They disappear.I don't want you to become a statistic.All right?I'm telling you because I want you totake care of yourself. I care about you.Papa, don't worry about me.Worry about your sons.Like Junior, the one that just gotout of jail?Or this one.The 18-year-old whostill wears slippersbecause he doesn't knowhow to tie his shoes.Hmm?Oh, no, I knowhow to tie my shoes.I just think the conceptof laces is stupid.I would have to agreewith Flaco on that one.Who asked you to talk, ese,and why are you always here?Yeah. Why areyou always here?What do you mean?I'm family.How are you family, fool?Yeah. How areyou family, fool?I'm second cousin to your thirdcousin's cunado, El Machete,who married Consuela,who was marriedto Pablo before andthen escaped to the US.After that, El Machete took care of me,and then he disappeared.So, I didn't know what to do.So I just came here.And that's all I haveto say about that.And you want me to bewith somebody like this?Gosh, Papa.Shit, she might have a point.Power 106!DJ Sully Sal.The moment you've beenwaiting for is going down.We're gonna lock your asses in.At the talent contest we willbe making some stars tonight.You know how we do it.Y'all ready?It's all about Unity in the Community!Yo, Monte Vista, let's go!We got The Rej3ctz in the house!Oh, snap!The Rangers are in the house!They're the favorites to winthe contest tonight, y'all.You Ranger boys betterbehave yourselves tonight.I'm gonna behaveon that ass tonight.Yeah,Ms. Johnson got cakes.I ain't gonna lie.She is nice looking.Come on, man.What you're really supposed to beworried about is Anastacia tonight.Nigga, this ain't the Disney Channel.You better go handle that.She practically throwing her pussy at you,fuck boy.All you got to do is catch it.I don't even knowwhat to do, y'all.I know what thislittle nigga needs.Seven minutes of heaven.Hey!Everybody got theirname in the hat?For sure. Y'all knowhow this goes down.Seven minutes of heaven.I pick two namesout of this cap,y'all go into this closetright here for seven minutes.First two names are...Julian and Big Booty Becky.Get in.What a nasty ho!Seven minutes.So, what's up, Becky?Absolutely nothing.For seven minutes.Come on, don't be like that.Ow.Doesn't this just getyour adrenaline going?It's like a dominatrix hasyour balls in a vice grip!This is what super cops do, right, Lagney?What the fuck are you doing?I've had three of these things...Shit.The best.What happens whenyou lick a goat's ass?Ah...Pay attention, fucker!I think you're beautiful.What?I think you're beautiful.You're beautiful.Get your hand offmy tit, man! I'm driving.I like you.So we not gonnado nothing, Becky?Would you even be interested ifI didn't have thisbig ol' booty on me?What?What kind of question is that?That's what I thought.All you like me for is my booty.It's such a nice booty.Plus, you got a cute smile.And a dimple that onlycomes out when you laugh.Aw.See, I'm a nice guy.One minute left!Shit, that's all I need.You don't got to tell me twice.Daddy about to get it on.Fuck!You love the white chocolate.I normally don'tdate white women.But when I do...What are y'all doing out in this hallway?Get to the dance!The question is, sir,what are you doing out here?Well, I'm the Principal.What are you doing...Do you got an ETAon The New Boyz?No, but we know aboutMs. Johnson's T n' A.You better watch your mouth.Sitting up there talking about you knowsomething about Ms. Johnson's DNA...Yo, what the hell isgoing on out there?Uh, Principal Rogers,as soon as I hear about The New Boyz,I'll come look for you, bro.Yeah, you do that.Snitchin' ass nigga.You know a snitch don't like a snitch.You take it easy andget to the dance, nigga.Will do, sir.Hey, y'all give it upfor the Supa Sizers, y'all!Do the shit!Do the shit!Next two names are...Jason and Anastacia.Okay, I guess y'allare not feeling the Supa Sizers.The New Boyz are on their way and westill got the talent contest coming up.The Sweet Gyrls, The Rangers...Seven minutes.Have you done this before?Nope.Me either.Kinda awkward, huh?Yeah. Very.Power 106!We are broadcasting live fromMonte Vista High School,it's all aboutUnity in the Community.And we're waiting on The New Boyz.Where y'all at, man?Hey, nigga. Wake the fuck up!Yeah, nigga.Man, fuck these niggas.Hurry upso we can bash thisthing at the lock-in.All right, that's my nigga.Now we're talking.Whee!What the fuck are you doing, man?Get your ass out of my face!Soft as a baby's butt!Are you fucking crazy?Normally we have thesemissions more intact.But it seems that my partner has takensome kind of controlled substance.I'm R. Kelly, bitch.Mmm...What the fuck are you doing?Are you nuts?Peaches! Bitch, bring your ass outthe house with my goddamn money.I'll blow every window in thatraggedy fuckin' condo out.What the fuckare you doing, man?Bring your ass out here!I'm gonna kill you!Oh!One minute left!So... There's nochance that I can...You're not getting my panties.What?I know all about it.Julian told Becky,who told Jasmine,who told me allabout your mission.Kinda stupid, huh?Yeah.And I can't go out like that.I understand.And honestly,I respect you more for it.Thanks.You're sweet.Doing good, cowboy.Thanks, man.Thanks for what?Uh, nothing.You like to talk to yourself a lot,don't you?Me? No.It's okay.I used to dothe same thing ever sincemy mom diedwhen I was really young.I had this toy unicorn thatI would always talk to.It was my best friend.Unicorns have a lotof wisdom, you know?I bet not as much as cowboys.Unicorns don't exist, so...You hit Bigfoot!What the fuck didyou make me do?I didn't hit Bigfoot.Who gives a fuck?Look at the car!Oh, fuck!Are we gonna help her?I'm going to commandeer this vehicle.I gotta get those guys.Sorry, Bigfoot.Fucking door doesn't work.Follow me!So sorry.Follow me, you fucking idiot.Yes!Hey, yo ladies,make some noise for Floor Cat!Not so fast, Day Day.Wow. Looks likeeveryone is hooking up.You wanna dance?Sure!This is my song.Sometimes you gotta loveyour dance steps.Oh!Hey. We're here.Yeah, you are here.Get to the dance.Yes, sir!Get to the dance.Punks!Get your hands off my bitch!Now, get to the dance.Get your hands... Get off me, boy!Get to the dance!Y'all ready, homie?You ready, Cuz?What about you?Is you ready?Uh-huh.They whooped your ass, man.They wouldn't have didthat to me, though.I'll tell you that right now.You know how I get.Man, fuck that shit, man!You ready to ride out or what, nigga?Excuse me, say what?Man, you heard me!Come again, say what?Man, why every time a niggasay something to you, cuz,you act like you can't hear me?The fuck is wrong with you?You go deaf from all them shots, nigga?No nigga,it was my mamma's pussy.If I hadn't told you yet,my mamma had an outbreak on her pussy lip'cause she got herpes, right?When she had me, the herpes hit my ear,fucked me all up.What?But we in good standing.Bitch! Bitch nasty!Excuse me, say what?Nasty bitch!Come again, say what?I know, let's ride!We got The New Boyzin the house!Man.How long do we have to waitfor to give the beat down?Told you, Junior said midnight.Shit! I'm bored, eh!It's not fair.What's not fair?Anastacia and her friends and everybodyare partying and dancing the night away.While we're just here.Sitting and waiting.Shit. I wanna dance.Fuck it. Dance, man!Dance!Hit it, Whispers!Yeah!Yeah, you tell themto pull off that one!That's all I gottasay about that.Ooh!Oh, yeah!I ripped my pantsand I don't care.But it's talentcontest time, y'all.If anybody out therecan use an extra $2,000,you better be hot tonight!All right?So let's give it up right nowfor our first contestants.Make some noisefor the Sweet Gyrls!Holla, holla, babyShow me thatyou really want me'Cause I need to hear itUh-huhGo ahead and push up on meI can tell you really wantReally want meYour kiss and your touchFeels so damn goodGetting under my skinTry to fight itbut I can't winThis is all your faultBoy, I lovethe way you touch meBaby, you touch mein the best wayI think I love youWhat can I say?Caught me by surpriseOh!Showed me your disguiseMade it to your armsand I love itYeah, baby, babyI love the way you touched meTouched me!Touch me, tease meI'm trying to make it easyYou're singing to my tunelike your name is Lil Weezy500 degreesMore than just breezyHot, but the flowis snowman, cheesy!And I want tomake it real with youShow love, baby!What?I'm trying to settle downAin't nothingI'll be scared of nowTo the top of the worldWe can soar for milesBaby, let them haters hateI'mma hold you downEven though I didn't grow upon your side of townI'mma throw up your setwhen we riding outBaby, you touch mein the best wayAll right. Man,you seeing this, my nigga?It's cheating.Caught me by surpriseShowed me your disguiseMade it to your armsand I love itYeah, baby, babyI love the way you touched meTouched me!Touched me!Tastes like candy!- Come on.- Oh, hell no!Y'all suck!What's up, man?That's how those pimpbangers do it, homie!Man! That shitwas horrible.Hey man, your mama like it.Shut up!Yeah. What the hellis RGOKY anyway?Ranger Gang, Kill Yourselves.Last but not least!Now get out the way.Give it up for The Rangers!Come on!One honey, two honey,three honey, fourFive honey, six honey,seven honey, moreI need a tip, tipI got you babe!One honey, two honey,three honey, fourFive honey, six honey,seven honey, moreI need a tip,tip, tip, tip, tipI said, it's 6:00 in the morningand she be tipping on my dickTipping on my dick tipTipping on my dick!Make her scream "Rangers"when I'm hitting that shitLow riders,can you fit up in my whipI got a bad bitchbut she wouldn't get evicted!She gave me a lap dance,now I'm addictedStanding at attentionThat's where my dick isCounting all this moneyHi, momma, come and get thisOne honey, two honey,three honey, fourFive honey, six honey,seven honey, moreI need a tip, tip, tip, tipOne honey, two honey,three honey, fourFive honey, six honey,seven honey, moreI need a tip, tip, tip, tipFunky-fresh,dressed to impress Ready to party!White boys in my pocketHos feeling up my bodyCristal, OJ and BacardiStupid paperMy wallet is retarded!I get money Money I got!Well I need a tip.Then make that booty pop.Make that booty pop.Baby don't stop Drop!Like, Uncle Snoop say,"Drop it like it's hot"One honey, two honey,three honey, fourFive honey, six honey,seven honey, moreI need a tip, tip, tip, tipOne honey, two honey,three honey, fourFive honey, six honey,seven honey, moreI need a tip, tip, tip, tipWhat the hell is you doing, man?Get up, man. Come on.Shit!Shit!We're in the middle of a party.I'm good. Thank you.Get that brownie off my record!Damn, if this'll ruin The Rangers'chance to win the contest,it'll ruin my chancewith Anastacia.Oh, come on, buckaroo!You got this.Prairie Puff Man is right.I can do this.Yo, listen.I can do this.What do I got to lose?Listen.They call me J-Extra, Yeah boy, I'm next upLippin 'em, flippin 'em,rippin 'em, yeah!Tippin' them,tippin' the scalesI used to be scaredBut now I gotta man up!Do it like my mamma told me,"Why you got a tan?"Smoke like the Prairie PuffMan, have I had enough!It's so tough,so rough, so tough, tough!But I just fell inlove with AnastaciaYeah, do your thang, girlI like how you love meGo Jason!I fucks with The Rangers!Oh, my God!You were amazing!Yo, J-Extra.You saved us, dawg!You did that, my dude.Respect!Yo, Jay,where did that come from?I honestly couldn't even tell you,it just, like, came to me.Yo. You see thisright here, right?Got someone who need that.You know what I'm saying?Somebody's about to walk away with $2,000.You know what I'm saying?DJ Felli Fel,Power 106,Unity in the Community.It's been a great night.And to announce your winner right now,y'all give it upfor The New Boyz!Yo, this was a dope-assnight of performances.Hell yeah.Some of y'all did your thing tonight, man!Some of y'all werecomplete failures.Fucking booty.But yo, man, on the real though,there can only be one winner.And this group crushed it!Murdered it! Killed it.So, give it up fortonight's winner!Motherfucking...Sweet Gyrls!Huh?We won!This is so exciting!Thank you!My goodness!Tell me that shit didnot just happen, bro.Yo, I needed that two grand.How did we lose?We must've got theseniggas tripping, bro!Yo, look at how high they are.Don't even know who the fuckthey're picking right now.So excited!Oh shit!Day Day, it's 12:00.Time for me to go face the music,you feel me?Wait. Hold up.What's 12:00?Yo. That's the end ofthe talent show, y'all.Day Day, I know you don't want toget into it with the Ese's, man.Shit!Yo Junior, I tried to get your money bymidnight. But I need some more time.You can do whateveryou want to me.But please,don't hurt my family.I ain't got insurance, Junior!Junior says, "Time's up!"Man, Day Dayain't going nowhere.You're going tohave to kill us all.Cool.No. Fuck that.It's cool, bro.It's time for me to handlethis debt by myself.Like a man. So what's up?- What's up?- Junior!Flaco, no!Anastacia, what are you doing here?Get outta here, go!Anastacia, go back to the gym.We good, I promise.Don't talk to my sisterlike that, ese.Stop it!We'll blast through Mexicans tonightfor what they did to you, OG.Man, fuck that nigga,Junior, cuz!What?Nigga what?Oh, we could've made some Mexicancunt salad around this motherfucker.Now is the time, my son!This is your hero moment!Oh!I'm fine!Are you okay?Oh, my God, Jason.You're hurt.Everybody, freeze!What the hell is going on here? Yeah!Stand back!We got this.Everybody freeze!We got this.We got this under control!Great frickin' police work.Can I just talk to himfor one second.You got one minute, then we need to gethim to the hospital to get sewn up.Look. I'm sorryall this happened.This whole money thing with Day Day andyour brother got way out of hand. And...Playa, playa!Day Day.Appreciate your little homiesaving my sister.You still owe Junior $2,000.This ain't over.What're you doing?That's your prize money.It's fine!Jason told me togive this to you.And he got the drawers, too.I'll take that.And I will take that!Hey Jay,I appreciate the way you came through, bro!That was some trueRanger fashion. Salute.I told you, man.We family, and I consider y'all my friends.Straight up, bro. You my friend.And official Ranger member.You deserve it!Man, I'm just grateful y'allhelped me find the confidenceto get the girl of my dreams.Ow!Now, I'm going to thehospital with my boyfriend.Boyfriend? Papa ain'tgonna like that.Oh, yeah? Well, he's just going tohave to deal with it! And so are you!Uh-oh.We gonna keep yourass in our prayers.Man, I wish I would've got shot.What is you talking about?Do you know how much ass I would'vegotten on Monday, if I got shot?Wow!God, man!You see, that'show it really went down.Fairytale endings do really happen,even in the hood.Now all I need is a painlesscircumcision and I'll be straight.Who shot my baby?Who shot my baby?Everybody scatter!Everybody could get someof this lead tonight!Fucking Kardashiancheerleader bitches!You fucking Rangers. I'll fuck'em and I'll kill you motherfuckers.God damn it, everybody. You fuckingwriters. You raggedy-ass producers.All you bitches!Everybody out there in the theater.All you motherfuckingSlurpee-serving,popcorn-butteringmotherfuckers!And you bitches. I tell you,you better not be bootlegging my shit.You better notbootleg this shit.I'll come out thereand I'll get you.It's like ina Freddy Krueger movie.I'll be back andget you in the sequel.Motherfuckers! Deuce it!You heard? What?What the fuck going onwith the beats, y'all?Hey nigga, fuck!Shit's speedin' up.Shit, nigga!I can't dance to this shit, nigga!Shit, nigga!Nigga, oh shit! I can'tcatch my breath, nigga.Oh shit, nigga.I hate this shit!Bounce, nigga, bounce!Bounce, bounce nigga!Come on!Fuck that shit, nigga!Don't hate, participate.Fuck that, nigga.I'm tired of this bitch, nigga!Oh, shit!Nigga, I'm sweatin'all around my second belly there.Can this be a movie?Like is this goingto be in the movies?'Cause I can act.Where are we starting?From the top again, right?What up, pretty bitches?I got pussy hairtougher than you.I fucked up on that.Fuckers!I'd like to fuck you, Chris Paul.And if you look into the mirror,you gonna think you look likethe little nigga onThe Lord of the Rings.Give me the ring, Percy.Get ready tonight, baby.'Cause I'm gonna stickthis rat-tail up your ass.And I like a woman that'sbuilt like a mattress.I'm gonna lay on you later.I will.Gonna stick my face in your ass.With an antibiotic in my mouth.Y'all better not move.Dude with no shirt on,with hard nipples.And you're touching them.A seven for your ass!You ain't got bitch.That bitch look good, though.You got it.She look good.Yeah.Give mamma a kiss before you go.Whoo-hoo!You know what,while I interrupt your...Oh.Wait, wait.I forgot my lines.Just help me.I only got one sphincter.You gonna wreck thewhole jail downwith your strong self.I got delicate ankles.Who you asking for?Another homie.All right, homie.Yeah!Clap on, clap off, nigga.You dead, bitch!You want it?Don't move.I got it. You ready?Nigga, you about to be dead,nigga!OG Lil' Pretty Thug.Excuse me, say what?Nigga, I'm saying my name.OG Lil' Pretty Thug.Light's out, nigga.You hear me?Okay.Light's out for you, nigga.That shit's gotta be edited.Fuck. My bad.I'm sorry.Was that my line, or his line?What?I messed up.Am I supposed to say my line?Mmm, yeah.Shit. Line? Wait.What is it?Sorry.So,I hear you need one more volunteerteacher tonight.For the lock-out.You heard right.One more time,please. "Lock-in."So, I hear you need one moreteacher for thevolunteer tonight.So,I hear you need one more teacher tonight.Volunteer for the line...One more volunteer teacherfor the lock-in.You can keep doingit a hundred times.I'm sweating!What the fuck werethey talking about?Keep fucking up.I said cut.I said cut, damn it!

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