1. "It's not as bad as it looks"

2. "Just pretend for two days"

3. "I think I'm high"

4. "I'm not a stalker"

5. "I binge cop shows for a living" 

6. "Hi, hello, am I in heaven?"

7. "Are you here to take me away?" 

8. "Only five minutes" 

9. "You know, I eat on that table"

10. "I don't necessarily live under a rock"